This is my first fanfic, don't go nice, kthx.

Ruby jumped from the bed and laughed and the crushed Weiss. "lel, ur crushed by my bunk, noob!" Weiss was so furious with the little girl so she yelled at her, which almost made her cry, but she's Ruby, so her innocence kicked and and she said, "LOL, GET NOSCOPED." Weiss was so furious so she yelled "HELP ME, BITCH!"

"okay" Ruby said.

Ruby ducked down to Weiss' level and smiled. "I'm hungry Weiss."

Weiss yelled but Ruby told her it was okay. Ruby started to eat Weiss. Weiss said, "wtf, man, I thought you were going to get fattening potato chips, dips hit".

"That isn't nice." Ruby said, she continued eating Weiss. Weiss finally stated, "Wait, wtf is happening." Ruby looked up and said, "idk, blame Sexyaotfanfic, he's got all the problems, but your gonna be dead, soooooo."

"Are you shitting me, you just ate my leg!" Weiss argued. A few minutes passed and Weiss' whole lower body was eaten. Weiss got angry and said, "U R A LITTLE BITCH, NOONE LIKES U GO DIE LOL."

Ruby shoved her under her bed and waited for nothing.

Yea, I thought about fanfics in school. Yea, this is only part one..