Well, we've returned! And this time, we have a friend! Well, we actually have two new friends. But one of them is imaginary, so...he only sorta counts. Haha! Anyway, if you thought the last two were absolutely insane, you haven't seen anything...

Chapter 1

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Meg: (smacks some random guy) "THAT'S FOR LETTING HOLLYWOOD KNOW ABOUT MY STORY, AND MY FRIEND, you KREEP!"

Guy: (runs away, crying) "I don't know who you are!!"

Muffin: (randomly pops in) "Who took the popcorn?!"

Meg: (looking at the guy) "THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK!" (taps her head) "But I watch X-Files!" (laughs crazily)

GrayKitty: "MUFFIN!! X-FILES!! RANDOM GUYS TO SMACK!!"

Meg: "Let's go do something!"

Muffin: "Yeah!!"

GrayKitty: "Have I ever told you guys I luff you!?" (hugs everyone) "Wait--how did this clown get here!?"

Clown: (is being hugged by Keely) (shrugs)

Meg: (stabs the clown with a tent stake)

Muffin: "CLOWNS ARE SCARY!!"

Meg: "Not as scary as me." (laughs, diabolically)

Clown: (turns to dust and blows in GK's face)

GrayKitty: (chokes) "Yes they are!!!"

Muffin: "You need this?" (hands both peoples evil laughing flashlights)

GrayKitty: "YES!!" (takes flashlight) "Muahahaaaa!!!"

Muffin: (tries to laugh, but then chokes)

(two minutes later)

Muffin: "Silent silence. ...Why is there silent silence Gray?!"

GrayKitty: (screams, because a moth lands on her foot) "GET IT OFF!!!"

Muffin: "Well, that was random." (Aspen the Nun randomly appears beside her) "So was that!!"

Meg: "Back!"

Muffin: "YAY!"

Meg: "What'd I miss?"

GrayKitty: "An Evil moth!!" (cries)

Muffin: "Well, Gray got killed by a moth." P

Meg: "Dudeth."

GrayKitty: (starts washing off furry gray foot) "It was gigantic, though!!"

Muffin: (starts spinning around in circles) "Lalalalala..."

Meg: (starts crying, because her origami won't turn out right)

GrayKitty: (is still crying) "Moths are gross!" (pats Meg on the back)

Meg: (sighs) "This doesn't seem to be our day." (starts spinning with Muffin) "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!"

Muffin: "Origamis are evil things. Everyone could make one in class but ME!!"

GrayKitty: (dips foot in a tub of tomato juice) "It will take forever to get rid of the moth residue!!"

Muffin: (sighs) "It's a moth, Gray; once a grasshopper landed on my nose." OO

Meg: (pours tomato juice on GrayKitty's head)

Muffin: "YAY!"

GrayKitty: (sneezes) "Ew." (sniffles) "Has a locus ever flew out of your pants while you were taking a walk with your little sister!?" (pauses at her bad grammar)

Muffin: "WHERE'S MY TABLET?!" (ties up some random guy and forces him to watch "Surprise Sandy Day')

GrayKitty: (watches Random Act with Random Guy)

Meg: (throws tomato juice at Muffin)

Random Guy: (crazy stare)

Muffin: "What the heck--?"

GrayKitty: (starts drinking tomato juice)

Muffin: "I hate muffins and tomato juice!!!"

Meg: "Eweth, me too."

(it starts to rain)

GrayKitty: "No time for food conflicts!! to the rocket!!"

Random Guy: (still crazy stare)

Muffin: FINALLY! (hops in rocket)

GrayKitty: (starts up rocket) "C'mon Meg!!"

Meg: (hops on rocket, too)

Muffin: (pulls open a random compartment) "I found cookies!" (stuffs Chips Ahoy in her mouth)

Meg: (holds up origami piano) "I WIN!!!"

Muffin: (sweatdrop) "Hooray?"

Meg: (pokes GrayKitty) "I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!" (starts throwing confetti) "I FINALLY remembered how!!!"

GrayKitty: "W00T!"

Muffin: "Well, I can't make a stupid paper crane!!" (pouts)

Meg: "LOOK at it!! Cranes are hard."

Muffin: "It turned into a diamond somehow." OO

Meg: "My piano is a little pushover." (blows on the paper piano) (it falls over)

GrayKitty: (makes an origami cat) "Crud. That's all I can do." /

Muffin: (clears her throat) "Um-- are we leaving any time soon??"

Meg: (looks out the window) "I think we're already in the sky. So...where are we going?"

GrayKitty: (puts the rocket on auto-pilot) "We're flyin'!"

Meg: "YEAH! But...where?"

Muffin: "Stephen's place or Bikini Bottom??"

Meg: "WHERE!?" (goes crazy)

GrayKitty: "To Hollywood!! Stephen's filming a new movie." (eats cookie)

Meg: "What new movie?" OO

Muffin: "He is?!"

GrayKitty: "NoteBooks gone wild." (freezes) "Ew.."

Meg: "Totally eweth."

Some random voice: "Totally."

Muffin: "Not Notebooky... is he the main character or something?"

GrayKitty: "Yeah." (SCREAMS) "TITO!!!"

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Alright, there's chapter one! And we're just getting warmed up...so...don't go away!