"All set! Don't be too long."
Barry "Jerry Seinfeld" Benson watched with glee as Vanessa took to the skies in her tiny pedal powered plane. Or maybe there was an engine on it somewhere? I don't fucking know.
"So now, can I tell you about what the deal with airplane food is?" Barry asked.
"Barry! Watch this!" Vanessa said.
Barry watched as she did an overly flashy loop maneuver thing in the plane which left a heart shaped trail in the sky. Because this was a romantic scene. Between a human and a bee.
Just then, the plane abruptly collided with a random rock, sending out a huge explosion of fire and smoke that quickly consumed the tiny vehicle and its occupant. The horrible stench of burning flesh filled the air along with Vanessa's dying screams as the flames quickly engulfed what was left of her mangled body. It was all happening so fast. What was once a not so proudly animated woman was now a charred corpse, the burned skin peeling off the steaming insides that were being cooked before his very eyes.
"Oh the beemanity!" Barry said.
There was nothing he could do. The fire was already dying now, having consumed everything that was available to burn. Vanessa and her little plane were nothing but ashes. They would only be able to know her by dental records.
In that moment, Barry was so overcome by despair that he decided that he had to do something drastic. He flew over to the fresh corpse and stung it.
"Now we can be together forever," he said before dying romantically.
