It was another dark eerie day at The World That Never Was. 'Greeeeaaatt' Xigbar thought as he walked down the hallways that never was. As he was making his way towards his room, he heard a strange sound coming from the kitchen. Curious, Xigbar went to the kitchen, wondering what the hell that noise was. Once Xigbar arrived at the kitchen that never was, he was greeted by a strange sight. Sitting at the table was a duck. And the duck was singing "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Now, you see...A particular Redheaded Nobody forgot to inform Xigbar that the duck was actually Lemon, Namine's duck. Missing that important piece of information, Xigbar thought he was just going crazy. "We we we so excited~!" The duck sang. 'WHAT THE HELL? THAT ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT LINE!' Xigbar thought. The duck kept on singing. Xigbar became rather irritated with all the horrible singing. So he did the most "Brilliant" thing he could think of with. IT'S 7AM AND I FEEL LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP~!" Yelled Xigbar. Lemon just stared at Xigbar. And Xigbar stared back. Everything became awkward for the eye-patched Nobody as Lemon screamed "NAMINE~! THIS PERSON IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!" After Lemon said those words, everybody suddenly appeared in the room. WHAT? THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS I TELL YOU!" Marluxia said. NO! THIS IS SPARTA~!" Demyx said happily. YOU AIN'T GOT NO GAME SON!" Luxord yelled. WHAT?" Cried Namine. xel started laughing his ass off along with Larxene, Roxas, and Xion. aix just stared at Xigbar in disappointment. aldin was pissed because everyone was in /his/ kitchen. ansex got a headache. exaeus was silent the whole time. exion was being emo. exen was twitching uncontrollably with a creepy smile on his face. igbar...was unamused. HE END!
