Foreword

The story begins at the League. After a long daunting match that had been an inevitable win, Udyr, The Animal Spirit, felt the need for a bath and a proper grooming. He had some business to attend to prior to that though, as he was meeting up with the Head of Security of Ionia, Valken. While walking to the meeting at a brisk pace, considering he was 5 minutes late already, Udyr turns the corner to see Teemo placing a mushroom down in front of him. Udyr became enraged and kicks the peon against the wall all the while muttering words that aren't appropriate for this fan fiction. While he was always very calm by nature, seeing Teemo always put him in a horrid mood and brought up the amount of times he was being kited by the bain of his existence. And so we begin on Udyr's days in the league.

Chapter 1: Ionian Fervor

"Blasted rodent! I will see to it that you get your just deserts one day soon. Maybe then you will think twice about crossing my path." yells Udyr as he rushes off on a sprint in bear form to not be as late as he is already. His business with the Head of security of Ionia was a meeting that would determine if he was suitable enough to escort King Jarvan the 3rd around Ionia for his vacation. Already in a pace that would out run Rammus, udyr was sweating bullets and smelled so foul that even Twitch would be appalled. If that wasn't bad enough he was 5 minutes late for the meeting and had to run into Teemo which delayed his arrival time significantly. Upon arrival Valken flinched at the stench that crossed his nostrils. "Ah, Udyr glad you could make it." Valken exclaimed after coughing a bit. "Before we get to the contract you must sign before we allow you to escort the king, the administration noticed you have a history of becoming enraged at the sight of some rodent-like creatures that must be addressed. You may be escorting the king through Ionia but we do not want a potential outrage to cause his majesty harm." Udyr was not in the best of shape as he just got out of a match so he was quite tired, but considering the circumstances he agreed. "Ok Valken what do I need to do?" Valken grimaced. "Glad you could ask my good man. What you need to do is prove to me and the rest of the administration that you are capable of keeping a stable mind while in the presence of yordles. There will only be one test. And that is how well you can control yourself as multiple yordles appear while speaking lines that are commonly said In league matches. You will be judged by the Security Administration of Ionia and the team of 4 that will accompany you in escorting his highness." Udyr felt a chill run down his spine but ignored it and reluctantly agreed to the conditions given to him. "The test will take place in 30 minutes. Please wait in the lobby for our secretary to call you and escort you to the room."

While calming himself down Udyr notices the 5 yordles that would be part of his test. In order Veigar, Rumble, Ziggs, Tristana, and Teemo. He was not a big fan of Veigar, ziggs, and tristana, but he was well acquainted with rumble and saw him as an equal not a yordle. The Bain of his existence was in this test and will surely be the last one to speak from script. While this was going to make him wish he hadn't taken the deal, udyr knew that this was the last time he was going to be able to have any sort of time off since he was a large pick in ranked play and the world championships were just around the corner. After, 30 minutes of meditation and preparation Valken's secretary called to him and escorted him to the room.

Before him was a room with a double sided glass window and a table set for 7 people each appropriately marked and ready for their respectable judges. On the other side of the glass window there was a small stage for the yordles to appear on, a table and chair for udyr to sit down at and a video camera that would be used to monitor udyr during his test. "Now udyr i want to you to go and sit down in the room and close your eyes." Said valken as he enters the room. "You have the honor of your progress for change to be viewed by co founders of the League Brandon Beck and Marc Merril." Now udyr was nervous. The two people who brought noxus, ionia, and demacia under one solid roof and in a relative state of peace examining how he progressed in keeping a calm mind. Your other judges are Prince Jarvan the 4th, Garen, Shyvana, and Lux. These 4 will be accompanying you while escorting his majesty." While being told his instructions udyr was subconsciously becoming enraged at the fact that he was being judged. For such a menial task as escorting someone around Ionia for a vacation, he was being tested and judged for not being able to compose himself in front of yordles. And of all the species in Runeterra it had to be yordles! Those buggers are so annoying besides rumble he found them all to be just plain annoying. "UDYR!" yelled shyvana "please pay attention you're already snarling before the test even begins. I know for a fact you have had a long day but please calm down. And do your best we believe you can do it." Udyr's contemplation of the situation he was in had been broken. The woman who had anger problems and was always very tense when it came to dealing with other races had just put her hopes in udyr and he felt responsible. Nevermind the fact that she was a half dragon and it was understandable that she was always angry, he knew he had a duty to perform there. And so the test begins. "Yes, I will make sure to pass." Udyr uttered before the yordles entered the room.