I DO NOT OWN THE HUNGER GAMES, OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS PORTRAYED IN THIS STORY.

"Okay. Somebody make a fire!" Cato said.

"STOP! Attention tributes, there has been a slight rule change. The Capitol has decided it would be fun to switch things up a bit. From now on, the people in the Capitol will be competing, and all you tributes will be contributing to our deaths!" boomed Claudius Templesmith.

"SCORE!" Katniss screamed, a little too excitedly, causing her to fall out of the tree.

"WHAT?!" screamed Glimmer. "All I came here for was to murder children!"

"I just came here to meet Caesar and stare at his blue hair" said Marvel.

"Um, well, uh, thank you, um, Marvel" said Caesar nervously.

"But I wanted to throw my knives!" whined Clove, throwing one of her knives at the ground.

"Um, that was my foot." said Peeta, collapsing on the ground, dead.

"Well then, I'm afraid not all of you will be in the Gamemakers field. I believe Peeta has just died." said Claudius."

"Well it's about freaking time! Now that Peeta is gone, I can tell Katniss I love her!" said Cato.

*Awkward silence*

"Oh my God I did not just say that out loud…" the now embarrassed Cato said.

"AW HELL NAH!" Clove and Glimmer yelled.

"Okaaaaaaaay…" said Katniss.

"Okay now, now, back to the topic. A hover craft will be sent to pick you up shortly. And please, no more killing each other." Claudius boomed once more.

"Like, oh my gosh we get to be Gamemakers and dress in those fancy white clothes! Oh my gosh can I have a beard like Seneca Crane's? Oh my gosh we get to assist in the Capitol peoples' deaths! Oh my gosh this is going to be great!" yelled Marvel.