Payback's a Witch

SCENE 1

It's in the middle of the night and Dean had just finished having sex with this hot girl named Jennifer. They are both at her place and underneath the covers, sweaty and out of breath.

JENNIFER

Oh my God that was amazing!

DEAN

Yeah it was.

He starts to kiss her and then gets out of bed to put his clothes on.

JENNIFER

Whoa, where's the fire?

Dean stops putting his clothes on for a second

DEAN

Uhh, I gotta get up in the morning and go to work. I'll just let myself out.

JENNIFER

Your gonna call me right?

DEAN

His back to her, not looking her in the eye.

Sure I will

JENNIFER

You're not lying to me, are you?

Dean turns around to her and smiles

DEAN

Would I lie to you?

He then turns back around to put his clothes on. Jennifer then closes her eyes when she opens them again her eyes are glowing green. She then touches him. Dean gets this weird warm feeling his stomach.

JENNIFER

Of course not baby.

SCENE 2

That morning Dean is sleeping in hid motel room and Sam wakes him up by tugging on his arm.

SAM

Come on get up, we're burning daylight

Dean is still groggy from the lack of sleep he got.

DEAN

Alright I'm up.

SAM

You hungry? I got us breakfast.

Dean climbs out of bed and gets a whiff of the breakfast Sam got and runs to the bathroom and begins to throw up last night's dinner.

I guess not. Hey you know if you're not feeling up to it. I can do this hunt by myself.

Dean walks out of the bathroom with a pale look on his face.

DEAN

No I'm fine, its just probably a stomach bug or something. Give me a minute to get dressed and we'll go.

Dean goes to put his pants on and find that they're hard to close

DEAN

Hey, did you wash my pants?

SAM

Why would I touch your pants?

DEAN

Well I don't shrink my pants

SAM

What makes you think I shrink mine?

DEAN

Well do you have a better explanation for this?

SAM

Maybe you should lay off the double bacon cheeseburgers for a while.

Dean puts his hand on his heart and gasps

DEAN

How could you say that?

Sam laughs and throws him a pair of his pants

SAM

Here, wear mine, we gotta go.

Dean puts his pants on and they head out the door.

SCENE 3

Sam and Dean are in Salem Massachusetts investigating an old manor that has been haunted for months. The ghost already killed one of the kids who lived at the house. Dean and Sam are at the house posing as Feds talking to the mother of the house, Susan Roebuck, on the couch.

SAM

Did the house seem strange to you at all?

SUSAN

What do you mean?

DEAN

Like did you see anything could have been described as an apparition or smelled something funny around the house?

SUSAN

What does that have to do with anything? My daughter was just slaughtered and you want to talk about apparitions? What kind of Feds are you and why would the FBI even care about this case anyway.

SAM

We like to take specialty cases like this one. Susan I'm so sorry about your daughter but if you could just answer our questions we could help protect you. We're just trying to get the fully story. Please.

Susan takes a breath.

SUSAN

No, I never saw any apparitions or smelled anything strange.

DEAN

Did you buy this house?

SUSAN

No, it was my great grandmothers.

SAM

Did she die in the house?

SUSAN

Yes, in her sleep. God she always hated me.

SAM

Can you think of any reason why?

SUSAN

No

The maid then comes in with Danish's and coffee. Dean smells the coffee and turns a shade of green.

SUSAN

Is your partner okay?

SAM

Huh?

Sam then looks at a very sickly Dean

Hey man are you alright?

Dean shakes his head no. Sam asks frantically

Where is your bathroom?

SUSAN

Down the hall, second door on the right.

Sam helps Dean up and rushes him to the bathroom just making it.

SAM

I'm taking you back to the motel.

DEAN

No! I'm fine!

SAM

Clearly you're not Dean. Maybe we should take you to Bobby's

Dean vomits again in the toilet

DEAN

Why?

SAM

Look at you Dean! This is not normal behavior.

Sam then puts his hand on Dean's forehead.

My God you're burning up.

DEAN

I am?

SAM

Yeah, come on.

Sam then helps Dean up and rushes him out the door and into the Impala.

SCENE 4

Dean and Sam are at Bobby's house. Dean is sitting on the couch and Sam and Bobby are standing talking to each other

SAM

So what do you think?

BOBBY

Well it sounds like the flu but when is it that easy?

DEAN

You know I'm right here. I can still hear you.

Sam sharply shh's Dean

That's it I've had enough! I told you I'm fine!

Dean goes to get up and then gets really dizzy and starts to wobble. Sam runs and catches him before he topples over.

SAM

Dean!

Sam puts Dean on the couch

BOBBY

I'm gonna go make a call.

Bobby leaves the room to go to the kitchen

SAM

Hey what happened?

DEAN

I just got a little dizzy is all. Sam, just forget it.

SAM

Dean when are you going to realize that something may be wrong with you?

DEAN

Because there's not!

Bobby walks in the room.

BOBBY

I hope I'm not interrupting anything

DEAN

What do you want Bobby?

BOBBY

I just called one of my old friends who is a doctor. He owes me a few favors for saving his butt a few years back.

Sam looks over to Dean sympathetically. Dean notices.

DEAN

Don't do that!

SAM

Do what?

DEAN

Looking at me like I'm dying or something. I'll prove to you all that I'm fine!

Dean walks away

BOBBY

How many times do you think he'll say that he's fine?

SAM

Until he actually believes it.

SCENE 5

Sam is on his laptop in Bobby's kitchen researching their current hunt. Dean is lying on the couch staring at the ceiling.

SAM

So according to Susan's files she was adopted

DEAN

So…

SAM

So… The great grandmother never wanted her to have the house because she wasn't technically "family". I guess now she's trying to get her revenge by killing Susan's kids.

DEAN

Sounds like Grandma got some issues.

Dean goes to get up

SAM

Where are you going?

DEAN

Bathroom

SAM

Again?

DEAN

Annoyed

Leave me alone.

Dean continues to walk to the bathroom. A knock at the door occurs and Bobby answers it. Dr. Rosen is on the other end of the door.

BOBBY

How ya doing Doc.?

DR. ROSEN

Long time no see Bobby

BOBBY

Yeah and lets keep it that way

They both hug each other and walk into the house. Dean walks out of the bathroom.

DR. ROSEN

And you must be Dean Winchester.

DEAN

Yeah and your Dr. Rosen?

DR. ROSEN

Yup. So Bobby says your sick.

DEAN

Those are Bobby's words not mine.

DR. ROSEN

Uh, huh, Dean could lie down on the couch and lift up your shirt?

DEAN

At least buy me dinner first.

Dr. Rosen laughs and Sam smiles.

DR. ROSEN

It's to prep you for your sonogram.

SAM

Sonogram?

DEAN

Whoa what? Isn't that for pregnant women?

DR. ROSEN

Not always. I just want to see what's going on inside of you.

Dr. Rosen then goes outside and wheels in the machine. Dean lifts up his shirt and a slight protruding stomach is shown. Dr. Rosen gets the gel and squirts it on his stomach. Dean flinch's

DEAN

It's cold.

Sam smiles. Dr. Rosen puts the monitor on his stomach and an image appears on the screen. Sam looks closely.

SAM

Is that what I think it is?

DEAN

What?

Dean turns to look at the screen. Dr. Rosen gets a surprised look on his face.

DR. ROSEN

I don't believe it.

DEAN

Will someone please explain to me what's going on!

Dr. Rosen turns the sound on and we hear a very fast heart beat.

Is that mine?

DR. ROSEN

No, it's your baby's

Dean's eyes widen along with Sam's and Bobby's

SCENE 6

Dean puts his shirt back on and is now sitting up on the couch, with his head in his hands. He brings his head back up.

DEAN

Are you trying to tell me I'm pregnant? I mean I've heard some stupid things in my life but this one takes the cake!

DR. ROSEN

The sonogram doesn't lie

DEAN

Well then you read it wrong! Tell em' Sam.

Sam doesn't respond

Sam! Oh no not you too. Bobby?

BOBBY

Look kid I can't believe it either but…

DEAN

No buts! I'm surrounded by delusional morons!

DR. ROSEN

Hey if you don't believe the sonogram take a pregnancy test but there all gonna tell you the same thing. Dean you're pre…

DEAN

Don't say it!

SAM

Look Dean like it or not this is reality and we got to deal with it.

Dean sighs

Okay so all this started after you hooked up with that chick the other night right?

DEAN

Who? Jennifer? What does she have to with anything?

SAM

I don't know you tell me.

DEAN

Well I don't know

SAM

So you're gonna tell me that you don't remember anything strange from the other night?

DEAN

No!

Dean then thinks about it.

Well, she did, touch me.

BOBBY

Yeah Dean we figured that

Dean rolls his eyes.

DEAN

No, not like that. After I blew her off, she touched me and I remember feeling this warm sensation in the pit of my stomach.

BOBBY

So you bail on her and she gets you pregnant.

DEAN

How is that fair?

BOBBY

It's revenge; it doesn't have to be fair.

DR. ROSEN

I don't mean to dump more bad news on you guys but…

DEAN

Oh God what?

DR. ROSEN

According to the sonogram your baby is growing incredibly fast.

DEAN

How fast?

DR. ROSEN

You should deliver in about a week.

SAM

A week?

DR. ROSEN

Maybe less.

BOBBY

How you holding up Dean?

DEAN

Oh Great! Not only did I have sex with a Witch but she puts a curse on me. I'm pregnant and oh yeah, I'm gonna deliver in a week I'm just peachy Bobby!

BOBBY

Well I thought I'd ask.

Dean goes and grabs his keys to head out to the Impala

SAM

Hey, where are you going?

DEAN

I'm going to gank that witch bitch because I'm not having this baby Sam!

SAM

Alright fine, but I'm not letting you go alone.

SCENE 7

Sam and Dean arrive to Jennifer house. Dean kicks down the door. Him and dean are holding handguns. Dean goes in first and Sam follows. They hear a noise in the kitchen and head that way. They turn the corner to the kitchen and nobody is there. Then they hear a gun cock and they see Jennifer holding a gun to the back of Sam's head.

JENNIFER

Hello Dean.

DEAN

Put the gun down.

JENNIFER

You first

DEAN

Alright fine. I just want to talk

Dean slowly puts his gun down on the ground along with Sam. Jennifer uncocks her gun and places it on the ground.

I want you to reverse it.

JENNIFER

I can't

DEAN

Excuse me?

JENNIFER

You got exactly what you deserved. I know your kind Dean. Wham Bam thank you mam. Having no feelings regarding the other person what's so ever.

DEAN

Yeah it's called a one-night stand. It kind of goes with the job description.

JENNIFER

Well I'm sick of it! I knew you were lying to me and I wanted to make an honest man out of you.

SAM

By making him pregnant?

JENNIFER

I bet he'll think twice before he sleeps with another girl. Do you know what its like being a girl?

DEAN

No and I'd like to keep it that way.

JENNIFER

Always thinking twice about whether or not you got pregnant by your one nightstand. See the guys get to flee without looking back but the women are always the one stuck with a baby while the men run around living a free life.

DEAN

Okay your right and I'm sorry about what I did. I was wrong. But you gotta reverse the curse. I'm not ready for a baby.

JENNIFER

That's not my problem.

DEAN

Let me ask nicely, reverse the curse bitch!

JENNIFER

Now Dean you should know better then me that you can't reverse a curse.

DEAN

Can't or wont?!

JENNIFER

Can't! Once its been placed its final!

Dean quickly grabs his back up gun in the back of his pants and points it at Jennifer.

JENNIFER

Killing me won't solve anything. You're still going to have that baby and there's nothing you can do about…

Dean then shoots her in the chest killing her. Sam is a little taken back by the fact that he killed the mother of his child.

SCENE 8

Dean and Sam walk into Bobby's house. Sam walks over to the kitchen and goes to grab a beer for Dean and then hesitates and only grabs only one.

DEAN

Dude what the hell?

SAM

You're pregnant which means no alcohol.

DEAN

I should just kill myself.

Bobby walks in

BOBBY

I'm guessing it didn't go over well?

DEAN

That's an understatement

SAM

Good news is the witch is dead. Bad news…

DEAN

I'm still knocked up.

BOBBY

Well you might as well get comfy.

DEAN

What are you talking about?

BOBBY

I'm not gonna have you fight monsters right now.

SAM

Yeah I can handle this hunt by myself and if I need help I can call Bobby.

DEAN

Whoa, don't I get a say in this.

SAM & BOBBY

No!

DEAN

So what am I supposed to do?

SAM

I don't know, rest? Just take it easy. I'll go by the store to pick you up some new clothes because something tells me your gonna need them.

Sam leaves. Dean looks down at his slightly larger stomach and puts his hand on it and sighs.

SCENE 9

2 days have gone by and Dean looks like he could be at least 4 to 5 months pregnant. He definitely is starting to show. Dean was sitting on Bobby's couch watching Doctor Sexy and really getting into the story to the point where he was almost in tears. Bobby walks in on him.

BOBBY

You need a Kleenex?

Dean tries to compose himself

DEAN

God it's like I have no control over my emotions,

BOBBY

It's called hormones ya idgit.

DEAN

Yeah well I hate em.

Dr. Rosen comes in the front door with sonogram machine. Sam walks into the room

DR. ROSEN

It's your 4 month check up, well sort of. Come on, on the couch, shirt off.

Dean takes off his shit and lies on the couch.

SAM

So do you think we'll be able to find out the sex of the baby?

DEAN

You sure we wanna do that?

SAM

Why not?

DEAN

Because once we know the sex we can't unlearn it. I don't want to get attached.

SAM

It's a little late for that Dean.

Dr. Rosen coughs loudly to interrupt

DR. ROSEN

Excuse me but can I do my job please?

SAM

Yeah

Dr. Rosen puts the gel on Dean and then puts the monitor on his belly. Immediately the sound the baby's heart beat fills the room.

DR. ROSEN

Sounds healthy.

He starts to move the monitor around on his stomach to show the baby.

SAM

Is everything okay?

DR. ROSEN

Surprisingly yes. I don't know what to tell you Dean but your baby is incredibly healthy.

DEAN

Is it…human?

DR. ROSEN

From what I can see here yes, but who knows.

Dean gets a worried look on his face.

So this is your last chance to know the sex before I leave. Do you want to know?

Dean looks at Sam

SAM

No, I don't think so.

DR. ROSEN

Alright, Dean you can put your shirt back on. So Dean, your baby is growing very quickly, so you might be going into labor a little sooner than I thought.

DEAN

How soon?

DR. ROSEN

Tomorrow.

DEAN

Tomorrow?!

Dean looks at Sam with a scared look.

You can't be serious! I mean how the hell am I supposed to even give birth? I'm missing some important equipment if you know what I mean.

SAM

Actually Dean I have a theory about that. Curses are known to adjust the curse to whomever its put on so that the curse can be completed. Has anything of yours been getting smaller?

DEAN

Smaller? What do you mean smaller?

Sam looks down to Dean's crotch

SAM

You know…smaller.

Dean then catches on

DEAN

That's a little personal don't you think?

SAM

Well has it?

DEAN

I don't know, maybe.

SAM

Well I think by the time you go into labor you'll be short two kiwis and a banana.

DEAN

As if this day couldn't get any worse.

Dean then gets a sharp pain in his side. He winces and puts his hand on his stomach

Ow, ah!

SAM

Sam, concerned for Dean, runs over to him looking at his stomach. He puts his hand on his shoulder.

What's wrong?

DEAN

Looking down at his stomach

I think it kicked.

Sam looks at Dean's stomach. Then they both exchange the same look of panic.

SCENE 10

The next Day dean is in the kitchen eating a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich with pickles. He now looks about 7 to 8 months pregnant and getting bigger by the hour. Sam walks in loading a gun. Sam looks over at Deans sandwich in disgust.

SAM

How can you eat that?

DEAN

Hey don't knock it until you try it.

SAM

No thanks.

Dean notices the salt, guns and gasoline.

DEAN

With a mouthful of food.

Where are you going?

SAM

Remember the Roebuck hunt we were working on?

DEAN

Yeah, the girls grandmother who iced her grandkids.

SAM

Yeah, well I found her grave and I'm off to salt and burn the corpse.

Dean gets excited and put his sandwich down.

DEAN

Can I come?

SAM

What? No, Dean. You gotta stay here.

DEAN

Oh come on Sam. I've been cooped up in this house for 3 days. I'm going stir crazy over here.

SAM

Dean your supposed to go in labor in a matter of hours. You can't risk it.

DEAN

I feel fine.

Sam looks at Dean's large stomach and sighs.

It's an easy salt and burn; we'll be out of there before anything can happen.

SAM

What if something goes wrong?

DEAN

Well then we'll figure it out. You gotta trust me, I'll be okay.

SAM

Fine, but the moment something goes awry or you don't feel right; I'm taking you back okay?

DEAN

Okay.

SCENE 11

Dean and Sam are in the Impala. Sam is driving and Dean is in the passenger seat. The baby kicks and he winces, trying not to show his pain. Sam looks over at him.

SAM

Hey, are you alright?

DEAN

Yeah, I'm fine, my back just hurts that's all.

SAM

Have you thought about what you're going to name it?

DEAN

Not really.

SAM

Are you going to keep it?

DEAN

Can we not talk about this?

SAM

Well Dean you're cutting it close, I think you should make a decision soon. You don't have much time.

DEAN

I will, I will.

Sam and Dean then looks down at his stomach and rubs his stomach. Sam and Dean pull up to the graveyard. Sam gets out of the car with ease but Dean has some trouble getting out. Sam walks over and helps him out.

SAM

How you feeling?

DEAN

I swear if you ask me that one more time.

SAM

Sorry, lets just find her grave. You take the left side and I'll take the right.

They search around the cemetery and then Sam comes across the grave.

Dean it's over here.

Dean starts to walk over to meet up with Sam and stops, wincing in pain. He puts his hand on his stomach. He gets himself together and continues over to Sam. Sam has Dean hold the flashlight and gun.

Hey, keep watch.

A few minutes pass and Sam is almost at the coffin. Dean takes a breath and sees cold air. Dean then cocks his gun.

DEAN

Hurry up Sam!

Dean then turns around and sees the ghost. Dean then goes to shoot it but the ghost makes the gun fly out of his hand. The ghost then throws Dean having his back hit a gravestone. Sam finally gets to the coffin and spills the lighter fluid and salt on the bones, and then lights it on fire. The ghost goes up in flames and dissipates. Sam climbs out of the ditch. He sees Dean up against a gravestone and runs to him.

SAM

Dean?!

Dean calls out in pain.

DEAN

Sammy!

SAM

Hey, hey look at me, are you okay?

DEAN

Yeah just help me up.

Sam helps Dean off the ground.

I told you I could help.

SAM

Yeah right.

Dean and Sam start walking to the car. Dean stops and groans when they get to the car. He puts one hand on the car and the other on his stomach.

DEAN

Ah…

SAM

Dean what's wrong? Hey, talk to me.

Dean starts breathing heavily

DEAN

I think I'm going into labor

SCENE 12

Sam is racing down the highway.

SAM

When did this start?

DEAN

About an hour ago

SAM

An hour ago?! Why didn't you tell me?! You said that the moment you didn't feel right you'd say something!

DEAN

Well I'm saying something now!

Another contraction hits.

Ahhh

Sam gets on the phone with Bobby.

SAM

Bobby, Deans gone into labor!

BOBBY

Oh great, where are you guys?

SAM

We're about an hour out. But I don't think he's gonna last that long.

Dean then looks at his pants to see that they are wet.

DEAN

Oh crap.

SAM

What?

DEAN

My water just broke.

SAM

Oh God, Bobby, what do we do?

BOBBY

Get here as fast as you can.

Sam hangs up the phone. Dean screams in pain.

DEAN

Dammit, Sam this baby' is coming.

SAM

Wait, um how long do you think you have?

Dean groans.

DEAN

No long

About 20 minutes pass and Dean is looking worse.

SAM

Just hang in their buddy.

DEAN

I can't Sam; the contractions are getting closer together.

SAM

Yeah I can hear that.

Dean lets out a yell holding his stomach tightly.

DEAN

Sammy!

Sam grabs his phone and calls Bobby.

BOBBY

Yeah?

SAM

We're not going to make it to the house; we're going to need you and Dr. Rosen to meet us.

BOBBY

Where are you?

SAM

We're right off the interstate going west.

BOBBY

Alright gotcha.

SAM

And Bobby, hurry.

Sam hangs up and pulls the car over.

DEAN

What are you doing?

SAM

Take off your pants.

DEAN

Excuse me!

SAM

Get em off! I've gotta check what's going on

Dean does what he's told and gets his pants off, breathing very heavily in the process. Sam runs over to the other side of the car where Dean is. Dean swings his legs over toward Sam and opens his legs.

DEAN

How's it looking?

SAM

I think your crowning.

DEAN

What?!

Sam's cell phone rings.

SAM

Yeah?

BOBBY

We're almost there, how's Dean?

Dean screams in the background

DEAN

Son of a bitch!

SAM

Not good.

BOBBY

Tell him to breathe and relax. He needs to get his blood pressure down.

SAM

Alright and Bobby, Dean's crowning.

Dr. Rosen gets on the phone

DR. ROSEN

Tell Dean that on his next contraction to start pushing.

SAM

I don't know…

DR. ROSEN

Sam, you can do this.

Sam hangs up. Dean is groaning in pain holding to the door handle tightly, stifling his breathing.

SAM

Dean you have to breathe okay? Slow breaths.

Dean cooperates and starts regulating his breathing.

Okay on the next contraction start pushing.

DEAN

Wait…

SAM

Come on Dean you can do this.

The next contraction hits and Dean starts screaming.

Push!

Dean lifts his back forward and starts pushing, grunting and groaning in the process.

Come on Dean keep going.

Dean stops and is out of breath.

You're doing good Dean.

DEAN

I can't do this any more Sammy. It hurts.

SAM

I know it does but you got this, now push!

Dean starts pushing again

Okay I can see the head.

Sam looks out on the road and see's Bobby's truck. Sam waves down the car. Bobby and Dr. Rosen run out the car and towards Sam and Dean.

DR. ROSEN

What's it looking?

SAM

The head. I can see it.

Dr. Rosen and Bobby take a look.

DEAN

Alright unless you're Dr. Rosen get to the side or behind me please! Not everyone needs to see what's going on!

DR. ROSEN

He's right, Sam get behind Dean and support his back. Bobby go to the car and get the blankets and Dean I'm gonna need you to push when I say so .

Bobby runs to the car to get the blanks and Sam gets in the other side of the car and lets Deans back rest on his torso. Dean grabs Sam's hand as the next contraction comes. Dean starts to groan and push.

DR. ROSEN

Push harder Dean. That's it. I've got the shoulders.

Dean stops pushing and is once again out of breath and sweat is dripping down his face.

DEAN

I can't. I can't.

BOBBY

You listen to me boy. You've faced demons worst than this. Don't you give up now.

DEAN

Oh God.

The next contraction comes and Dean screams squeezing Sam's hand even harder.

DR. ROSEN

Good Dean, That's it. Quick Bobby, give me the blanket.

Bobby throws him the blanket. Then they all hear the baby crying. Dean falls back into Sam for he is exhausted.

SAM

Oh my God Dean you did it.

DEAN

Out of breath

Yeah, I did.

Dr. Rosen cradles the baby in his arms

DR. ROSEN

It's a perfectly healthy, normal, baby girl.

DEAN

Thank god. She's beautiful.

SAM

I'm proud of you man

BOBBY

What's her name?

DEAN

Tears appear in his eyes.

Mary

Sam then gets tears in his eyes.

After mom

SAM

That's a great name.

BOBBY

Agreed.

SCENE 13

Dean, Sam and Mary are now at Bobby's house. Bobby had gone to sleep and Dean is holding May on the couch falling asleep. Sam walks in.

SAM

Why don't you get some sleep, you've been through a lot today.

DEAN

Tiredly

Yeah,

He gets up off the couch and hands Mary over to Sam

Hey Sam, thanks for everything. You've been great.

SAM

Yeah, anytime. So I guess its safe to assume that you're going to keep Mary.

DEAN

Dean laughs.

Yeah.

SAM

What changed your mind?

DEAN

I don't know. When I was pregnant I just looked at her like she was this major burden that I wanted dead but the minute I saw her I...

Dean's voice starts to crack

She looked like mom. I couldn't help but to feel connected with her. She's my daughter Sam. I have a little girl. I don't want her exposed to the supernatural.

SAM

What do you mean?

DEAN

I'm gonna protect her, and if that means quitting hunting then so be it.

SAM

Okay, and I'll be there to help.

DEAN

I was expecting fight.

SAM

She's my niece and you're my brother. I'm gonna stand by you all the way.

DEAN

Dean smiles

Thanks Sammy.

THE END