Naruto Uzumaki sighed as he began to train. It was after the whole invasion thing and he was meditating. He just got to the training ground and began to train alone.
That's all he needed to do. He was enraged to what Sasuke did and couldn't help but be angry at him. He just attacked him while he was in the hospital. He began to feel betrayed.
He thought Sasuke was his best friend. He didn't think he was actually that cold. He almost tried to kill him! Every time he thought about it he couldn't help but feel hurt.
Why does he even bother. Everyone was right. He is still a dead last and always will be. The look on Kakashi's face when he saw the fight. The look of shock on Sakura's face. Most of all of their faces.
Fear and betrayal.
Naruto's anger got the best of him as he punched the ground and screamed with the anger he had making a small whole where his fist had hit.
He stared at his fist which were red from the throbbing pain coursing through them. His fingers lightly twitching from the constant throbbing. His hand began to numb as he felt the warmness of blood reach the tips and palm of his hands.
He gritted his teeth in frustration. He wished he could do something. He wasn't strong enough. Naruto then felt a single tear drop down before another dropped down as a river of tears began to fall as he began to quietly sob on the patted dirt next to the small crater he created.
'Why couldn't I've been strong enough? I can feel it. He could even be trying to leave any second. I wish there was a way to help him. Why do I get the feeling something will cause him to stay.'
That's when he heard it. He heard what seems like quiet sobbing. Coming from two small voices. Naruto quickly began to wipe away his tear and follow the sound.
'What is that sound? Someone needs my help Dattabayo!' He thought in his head as he began to wonder around looking for the crying.
He began to hear the distance crying began to become louder. What he heard was one voice sobbing,no wait two,three? He couldn't help but be curious of what is happening.
'Well can't know the answer until I find it.' Naruto began to wonder again as he heard the voices were getting holow. They !just be injured or they are just scared. So Naruto rushed his pace as he began to find footprints.
He noticed they were small. Not baby small but the age of four years old or younger. So he began to follow as he hear the voices become loud. He then noticed the voices were lighter and he could definitely tell they were around the age of three.
He looked around again only to find a sandal. He gasped when he saw the cloaks. Seven cloaks. He stared at the first one which he was blue who poking the little blacked hair boy.
He knew them. They were the ones that tried to capture him! Kisame. Speaking of Kisame he was now holding Sasuke's older brother who was glaring at him. He saw five other kids staring at him with fear and hope?
One was a cute blond little girl. Or boy? With blue eyes. Next to him was a cute little red headed little boy who was crying as he hugged the blond. Then there was a silver haired boy who was glaring at him with the most hate. Next was a boy who was giggling with spikey black.
One thing for sure is he couldn't stand still! He was one of the happy children. Next to him was another red head but his eyes were a purple color and he looked sick.
'No matter what I'll take care of them!'
"Naruto-san." Spoke a child's voice. He turned his head to see Itachi. He tried to get out of Kisame's grasp but sadly he held on tighter. He groaned but began to stare at Naruto.
"I assume you know what happened?" Itachi nodded and he pointed to the tree that showed a woman with blue hair with the Akatsuki's cloak on as she stared a the children. Then Itachi pointed to the stump that showed a man counting money not even sure what just happened. Naruto chuckled in his head as he stared at the blond who was pouting as the red head was drooling on his. The happy boy began to giggle as he touches the young boy's hair. This time it was the woman's turn to speak. She looked rather angry at the man counting money
"Kakuzu! You didn't even watch them while I was gone! Your the worse babysitter ever!" The man was grumbling under his breath as he took out another pile of money and began sorting it.
"Hey it's not like I'm getting paid ya know? Besides it's not like no one's here." The woman glared at him and pointed at Naruto. Kakuzu just shrugged. The kids began to cringe as they hear the adults argue.
"I don't see why you're mad for woman. Isn't he that idiot blond Jinchuuriki we are hunting for anyways. Let's just capture him already." Konan once again glared at man who seems to be not aware that the children were hiding behind Naruto as he stared at the two Akatsuki members.
"Are you an idiot?! We have kids to deal with now! The peace can wait!"
"Get off my back woman. Also quit talking like a banshee. Maybe he heard your banshee voice."
"Grr"
Naruto stared at the little Uchiha who seemed to actually be scared as he hid behind Kisame. The little shark boy was still hugging Itachi as he stared at the scene with confusion and fear.
"Um your scaring the children lady." The two were constantly bickering like an old marry couple. The other raven hair boy was laughing at the scene. Then the silver hair one began to too. The two didn't even notice a certain red head ran towards them. The kid began to point at the man name Kakuzu.
"Jiji!" He said as he hugged his leg. Everyone else was quiet until everyone except Itachi Naruto and the purple eyed kid. Stood there and watch as Kakuzu get piled on. The woman began to Laugh as they kept repeating the word 'Jiji.'
"Get off me you little bastards! Ow!" He glared at the little Hidan that bit his neck as he glared at Kakuzu. The woman was on the ground laughing at the scene.
"Fuck you!" The silver baby kicked him where the sun didn't shine and ran behind Naruto. Naruto stood there as he watch the other kids began to kick and slap him now. While Hidan's hiding behind Naruto he managed to climb onto Naruto who began to laugh the little boy who was now sitting on his back. Naruto sighed as he be held the little boy's leg and he wrapped his arm around him.
The others stood there staring at Hidan before climbing on Kakuzu. Naruto and Hidan began to giggle. Then he noticed the purple eyed boy ran towards Konan. She held onto the boy as he cuddle in her embrace. Once again he heard his name.
"Naruto-kun." He looked down to see Itachi staring at him. Naruto raised his eyebrow.
"Itachi? Do you remember what happened?" Spoke the blue haired woman. Itachi nodded as he yelped.
"ANBU are approaching. We need to go now." Spoke the Uchiha as he kinda shook in fear. Naruto guess even if he remembered he was still a three year old. The woman and Kakuzu began to panic. Naruto knew he was gonna regret this but he had to help them.
"Hurry. You can hide in my Apartment if you like." They both looked at each other and nodded as Naruto grabbed both the silver hair boy in his arms. Itachi kept his blank look.
"I can move on my own. Konan grab Deidara. Naruto grab Sasori." Naruto didn't know who that was but he guess it was the red head. The woman grabbed the blond kid who was now known as Deidara. Kakuzu hurried and did a Katon Jutsu and burned the cloaks. He groaned as he held Kisame and the giggling kid.
"Let's hurry."
Naruto nodded as he began lead the way with them following behind. This is gonna be an interesting day.
Naruto sat them all on the guest room bed as Kisame was holding the giggling boy. Kakuzu was glaring at the silver boy who stuck his tounge out at him. Kakuzu began to scowl who then began to copy him.
Itachi was sitting on a chair swinging his feet as he stared at Naruto. Konan and Kakuzu were now in his kitchen probably discussing what's happened. Finally Naruto spoke as he sat on floor.
"I know this is awkward so let's get to know each other. Well my name is Naruto Uzumaki! You can call me Naruto or nii-san if you want. I'm a genin. I like Ramen,cooking, training, and my friend. I dislike arrogant people, war,and wearing this stupid mask." Itachi stood there shocked. He didn't even know the Naruto he knew was a mask!
"What do you mean mask Naru-nii?" Spoke Sasori as he stared at him with confusion as he begin to touch Naruto's face trying to find a mask. Naruto began to chuckle at his new nickname. He's forgotten not all of them grew up understanding like Itachi.
"What mask Naru-nii? Is it a panda mask?" Naruto had to laugh at Kisame as he stared at the kids. Blondie was thinking hard about what 'mask' he would have.
"Ohh! Tobi thinks it is a doggie mask!" Spoke the happy boy who couldn't even stand still.
"Maybe it's an Itachi mask!" Smirked the Blondie as he glared at Itachi. Itachi just raised his eyebrow. He then begin to be deep in thought but then he narrowed his eyes.
"What's that supposed to mean Deidara?!" Deidara began to laugh seeing his expression. Naruto laughed at the kids.
"Naru-nii! I'm hungry!" Spoke Kisame as he rubbed his stomach. The other's having the same thought. Naruto nods as he handed them a jar of candy which they devoured. Itachi faced palmed.
"You do realize that you gave a bunch of now three year olds a bunch of candy right?" Naruto shrugged as he face the ravenette as he begin to ask.
"So. What exactly happened?"
"We were attacked by some unknown Bandit."
"How come all of you are in Konoha then?"
"Well we were trying to spy on Konoha and capture you but this man turned us all to kids. Somehow Kakuzu and Konan managed to avoid being caught in the magic dust stuff. Everyone else lost their memories and became three year olds. My Sharingan managed to hold off most of the justu but it's slowly messing with my normal intelligence."
"I can tell. I saw you get scared when you sensed ANBU. Well what have you came up with?" Naruto almost chuckled when he heard Itachi say 'dust stuff'
"I've been having theories. One is to find the man with the magic dust stuff and find out what it was. Then reverse it. Second option could be doing research or we stay like this forever and start over our lives anew."
"Hmm. I like the third idea."
"We're not doing that Naruto-san"
"Fine. So first I need to buy you guys some new clothes. I don't have to go back to team seven for two days."
"Alright."
"YAY! POCKY!" Jumped the little Uchiha as he saw Kisame opening the pocky candy. Itachi then jumped on him and tried to take away the candy. He snatched the box and took a stick out.
"MINE!" Naruto just sweat dropped at the crazy pocky obsessed Uchiha. He then begin to nibble on it.
"What do we do about the kids? I know I'm not ready to be a parent." Spoke Kakuzu as he ran the tip of his fingers across the small table eaten the instant Ramen the boy has. Konan glared at him as she also ate Ramen. That was the only thing the kid has.
"You mean great grandparent for you. At least the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki is helping us."
"Are you sure you can trust him? I mean he already knows we are going to capture him afterwards right?"
"Let's worry about the kids now instead of what we're going to do in the future."
"Fine."
Me:What do you think?
Pein:... I look so cute when I was a kid. So I have to be Nagato?
Hidan: Hahahahahahahahaha! Did you know that 'Fuck you!' were the first words I said to my mother?
Me: I'm not surprised.
Kisame: At least you said I'm cute when I was kid.
Deidara: I'm pretty sure she was lying through her non shark like teeth yeah?
Sasori: Shut up Deidara! That's why Naruto thought you were a girl.
Me: 0_o ...okay then.
Sasuke: For the last time Itachi I did not still your pocky! I hate sweets!
Itachi: Foolish little brother. You shouldn't have never stole my pocky and lie about it. *activates Mangekyo Sharingan* Tsukuyomi!
Tobi: What about Tobi? Tobi thinks Tobi is cute!
Me: Aw Tobi is a good boy!
Tobi/Madara: You got that right *death glare*
Me: Help me.
Zetsu: Can I eat her master? *evil grin*
Me: *scream at the top of the lungs*
Orochimaru: What about me?
Akatsuki: NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Orochimaru: *sob* *sob* Kukukukuku *sob* *sob* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
Naruto: AAAH! Child molester! *kicks him in his balls*
Pein:Run! *all Akatsuki and Naruto runs*
Me: look forward to my next chapter.
