"Get up, Yoshi, you fat ass, get up!" Exclaimed Silver The Hedgehog as he shook Yoshi, with two of them being in Yoshi's room in the Smash Mansion. "It's your birthday!"
Yoshi yawned as he stretched his arms out, just for you big guy. "Ugh... what is it that can be so important?"
"It's your birthday, that's what!" Silver stated as he placed his hands on his hips. "Don't you remember your other birthdays?"
"Uhhh... no." Yoshi remarked as he dusted his green dinosaur self. "Let's see, I got drunk off my ass and arrested on my 21st birthday, I went to a porno with
Captain Falcon and Snake on my 22nd and ended up in Hell, my 23rd regarded be being used as a sex toy by the girls, and my 24th birthday had Princess Peach farting on me for the remainder of the night."
"...holy shit, no wonder you never brought those birthdays of yours up." Silver remarked in disbelief.
"Yes, because it's STUPID!" Yoshi exclaimed as he screamed loud enough to cause him and Silver fall through the floors, with them landing in the kitchen as they turned around, to see a bunch of the Smashers gathered with presents.
"Uhhh... happy birthday?" Pikachu remarked in a confused tone.
Yoshi couldn't handle all this pressure as he turned into a Yoshi Egg, with everyone practically confused.
"Oh my!" Toadette shit her pants in shock, even though she wasn't actually wearing pants and more or less wearing a diaper.
"I knew this was a bad idea." Dry Bowser remarked as his bones broke apart for no reason.
Yep, this was gonna be an interesting birthday. FOR YOU
