Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke introduce Hatake Kakashi to Tazuna through song. Sung to the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from Disney's "The Lion King".
Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor Disney's "The Lion King" and do not wish or intend to make money from this parody.
Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto: What a wonderful name!
Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi
Sakura: Is not to be blamed
Naruto: He has no worries, and we should be the same
Sakura: Lives a problem-free philosophy
all three: Hatake Kakashi
*all speaking*
Tazuna: Hatake Kakashi?
Naruto: Yeah, he's our hero.
Tazuna: What's a "hero" ?
Sakura: It's a sandwich! *Naruto & Sakura laugh hysterically, Sasuke "hmphs"*
Naruto: Ya know, sir, this guy can solve all problems.
Sakura: Take his own for example.
*some singing*
Naruto: Why, when he was a young ninja.
Kakashi: When I was a young nin-jaaaaaaa!!
Sasuke: That sucked.
Kakashi: I know.
Naruto: He found his chakra had really advanced
Sakura: He could clear out the bad guys with just one glance
Kakashi: I'm a lazy-ass soul, and I love to read.
But I hate when I have to stop and do stupid good deeds
Kakashi: And oh, the pain!
Naruto: He was in pain!
Kakashi: I was whacked with a cane!
Sakura: *speaking* "Whacked with a cane" !?!
Kakashi: And I got forlorn
Naruto: How did it feel?
Kakashi: Cuz my book's about-
Sakura: Hey, Kakashi! Keep your dirty thoughts to yourself!
*Inner Sakura: (balls up fist) Yeah! Pervert!*
Kakashi: *speaking* Huh? Whatever.
Tazuna: *raises an eyebrow* Interesting…
Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi
Naruto: What a wonderful guy!
Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi
Sakura: Has one Sharingan Eye!
Tazuna: He reads his porn books, cuz he can't get laid.
Naruto: Yeah, sing it sir!
Kakashi: *speaking* Hey!
All: Lives a lonely life
Kakashi: *speaking* I do not!
All: Cuz he can't get a wife
Kakashi: *speaking* What!?!
All: Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi: *speaking* You guys suck!
Sasuke: [background] Ha-ta-ke/ Ka-ka-shi [2x]
Naruto/Sakura: [harmony] Hatake Kakashi!
Tazuna: [melody] Hatake Kakashi!
Kakashi: *speaking* I'm leaving!
Sasuke: [background] Ha-ta-ke/ Ka-ka-shi [2x]
Naruto/Sakura: [harmony] Hatake Kakashi!
Tazuna: [melody] Hatake Kakashi!
Kakashi: *speaking* I hope ninjas come kill you!
*Suddenly, two Kirigakure Ninjas appear and wrap their chains around Kakashi. Everyone stops singing and panics*
Kirigakure: One little piggy.
Kakashi: Crap.
