Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke introduce Hatake Kakashi to Tazuna through song. Sung to the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from Disney's "The Lion King".

Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor Disney's "The Lion King" and do not wish or intend to make money from this parody.

Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi.

Naruto: What a wonderful name!

Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi

Sakura: Is not to be blamed

Naruto: He has no worries, and we should be the same

Sakura: Lives a problem-free philosophy

all three: Hatake Kakashi

*all speaking*

Tazuna: Hatake Kakashi?

Naruto: Yeah, he's our hero.

Tazuna: What's a "hero" ?

Sakura: It's a sandwich! *Naruto & Sakura laugh hysterically, Sasuke "hmphs"*

Naruto: Ya know, sir, this guy can solve all problems.

Sakura: Take his own for example.

*some singing*

Naruto: Why, when he was a young ninja.

Kakashi: When I was a young nin-jaaaaaaa!!

Sasuke: That sucked.

Kakashi: I know.

Naruto: He found his chakra had really advanced

Sakura: He could clear out the bad guys with just one glance

Kakashi: I'm a lazy-ass soul, and I love to read.

But I hate when I have to stop and do stupid good deeds

Kakashi: And oh, the pain!

Naruto: He was in pain!

Kakashi: I was whacked with a cane!

Sakura: *speaking* "Whacked with a cane" !?!

Kakashi: And I got forlorn

Naruto: How did it feel?

Kakashi: Cuz my book's about-

Sakura: Hey, Kakashi! Keep your dirty thoughts to yourself!

*Inner Sakura: (balls up fist) Yeah! Pervert!*

Kakashi: *speaking* Huh? Whatever.

Tazuna: *raises an eyebrow* Interesting…

Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi

Naruto: What a wonderful guy!

Sasuke: Hatake Kakashi

Sakura: Has one Sharingan Eye!

Tazuna: He reads his porn books, cuz he can't get laid.

Naruto: Yeah, sing it sir!

Kakashi: *speaking* Hey!

All: Lives a lonely life

Kakashi: *speaking* I do not!

All: Cuz he can't get a wife

Kakashi: *speaking* What!?!

All: Hatake Kakashi

Kakashi: *speaking* You guys suck!

Sasuke: [background] Ha-ta-ke/ Ka-ka-shi [2x]

Naruto/Sakura: [harmony] Hatake Kakashi!

Tazuna: [melody] Hatake Kakashi!

Kakashi: *speaking* I'm leaving!

Sasuke: [background] Ha-ta-ke/ Ka-ka-shi [2x]

Naruto/Sakura: [harmony] Hatake Kakashi!

Tazuna: [melody] Hatake Kakashi!

Kakashi: *speaking* I hope ninjas come kill you!

*Suddenly, two Kirigakure Ninjas appear and wrap their chains around Kakashi. Everyone stops singing and panics*

Kirigakure: One little piggy.

Kakashi: Crap.