Cat: Hey guys! I thought of this a while ago and just now decided to put it on paper! ... Or I guess, word document.
Sasuke! Say the disclaimer.
Sasuke: Cat neither does, nor ever will, own Naruto. Ever.
Cat: Thank you. Naruto!
Naruto: Ooo! I made a sign for this! *Shows a sign that says "Warning: This story has mucho cussing in it"*
Sasuke: … -.-'
Tenten: … -.-'
Kim: … -.-'
Cat: … It's… BEATIFUL!
Naruto: *Blushes*
Cat: Anyways, Tenten!
Tenten: Dedications: Anyone who reviews! (Hint hint)
Cat: Kim!
Kim: For anyone new to Cat's stories, please know that her authors notes are extremely random and off topic.
Enjoy and R&R!
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Chapter 1- Introduction
Once upon a time, there was a very unique girl named Tian Tian Takara. She was a skater girl that was one of the only two girls in the group of guys she called her best friends. She had also moved twelve times and was suspected of having multiple mental disorders which were: A.D.D., insomnia, bipolar, and either schizophrenia or multiple personalities.
As of now, her name's Tenten, so get used to it.
As you might have guessed, (or not, depending how stupid you are) I am that girl. Yes, I am that tomboy that changed my name to two numbers. Yes, I am the freak with five suspected diseases. Yes, I am the supposed "whore" who's best friends are all guys, except for one preppy girl. Yes, I am the poor orphan that has finally found a permanent home.
Last of all, yes, I am the lovable retard with a fucked up life
!#$%^&*()()*&^%$#!
I skateboarded alongside a walking rosette, looking forward to either a fun, hilarious day with the gang, or an incredibly boring day when everyone's either tired, depressed, or PMSing coughcoughSakura.
"And so then, she was like, 'Your clothes are totally knock-offs.' And I was like, 'Nah uh, yours are knock-offs!' And she was like, 'Nah-'" I interrupted the so called "story", though it was more of incessant chatter.
"Hey, Sakura." Said girl raised a perfectly shaped brow. "Shut up."
"Bitch."
"And what are you two lovely ladies fighting about today?" Our best friend, Kankuro asked.
"Probably nothing, as usual." Our other friend, Shikamaru interjected.
He was right, so therefore, we had no reply
Now I'll introduce you to everyone, so just bare with the boringness.
Sakura is a preppy fashion genius. We had been friends since seventh grade, when I moved to West Konoha Middle school. She was friends with Kankuro and Shikamaru, along with our other friends, Sasuke and Kiba. Last year, when we were freshman, we met Naruto and Gaara in our homeroom and immediately hit it off. Now we're the outcast-ish people.
Sakura was kicked out of the prep group later in sixth grade because she liked an emo guy coughcoughGaara.
Shikamaru is totally lazy. Possibly the laziest person in the world. If he weren't so lazy, he would probably have graduated college by now. Actually, he probably would have graduated college when we were in sixth grade. If you're one of the slow people and don't get what I'm saying, basically, he's a genius. He just doesn't apply himself.
Sasuke and Gaara are emo-ish guys. Gaara is Sakura's boyfriend and Sasuke is too emotionless to have a girlfriend. Even though his hundreds of fan girls would kill to go out with him.
Naruto is an idiot. He doesn't understand anything, so Sakura and I end up explaining everything to him, since the other guys don't have the patience. He's also an amazing skater and has a huge heart, which is why we love him.
Kankuro is about as retarded as Naruto. He's a total flirt to everyone and his skateboarding ability matches mine: pretty good, but still runs into things. A lot.
Kiba is sort of like Naruto and Kiba, but he's not retarded.. He's kind of a sarcastic jerk, but usually not to our little clique. He's also my boyfriend.
We all accept each other, despite our various flaws and differences, and we make sure that we're supportive of each other. None of us are alike, and that's how we like it.
That's how we became the eight best friends we are.
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Cat: Sorry for it being so incredibly short guys. That was just the introduction though, and I'm already started on the second chapter.
Tenten: R&R or I'll skateboard over your neck! (Cuz apparently I can skateboard)
