The Warrior Cats Show!
Narrator: Please welcome your host Flash!
Flash: Hello! O.o Welcome my crew: Smokefang, Rainwillow, Sloefur, and Cash!
They run towards her, panting.
Smokefang: The suspense is over!
Flash: Well, if there are more comments I can make some expectations… ^.^
Rainwillow: Just get on with it!
Flash: Fine! First, there is Arabella! She has gray-and-white fur with black lynx points and is auditioning for the TPC.
Arabella walks in, a crazy look in her blue eyes.
Arabella: I'm Flash!
Flash: Wrong! I am Flash! The next one is Nightblossom! She is also a TPC, with black fur and amber eyes!
Nightblossom walks in, a leaf, tazer, and sword strapped to her side.
Nightblossom: I hate Firestar!
Sloefur: Ok… I feel your pain.
Flash: Anyway, we've got a medicine cat, too! Her name is… StarClan, this is long. Its IAMALEETLENINJAKITTY. She has dark brown tabby fur with strange silver eyes!
IMALEETLENINJAKITTY: I can heal you with my touch… or make you feel more pain! Bhawahaw!Flash: IMALEE…TLENINJA…KITTY… ugh, that's hard to pronounce, so I'm going to name you Ninja-Kitty.
Ninja-Kitty: Fine.
Cash: Over there, beside the Bean Bag Pile is the herb store.
Ninja-Kitty: Good.
Flash: Anyway, today is a special show! There will be two guests! Give it up for the first guest, Crowfeather!
Happily, Arabella and Nightblossom pull the dark tom in.
Flash: *nodding to the new crew members* Thanks.
Crowfeather: H-how'd I get here? I remember being in the WindClan camp… then a blur of gray-and-white and black.
Flash: No idea! *winking at the camera* Ok! Nightblossom, go ahead and knock him out!Crowfeather: Wait, what?
Nightblossom advances.
Sloefur: I got the paint!
Cash: He should be pink.
Sloefur: No, blue!
Cash: PINK!
Sloefur: BLUE!
Cash: PINK!
Sloefur: Azul!
Cash: Azul?
Sloefur: That's the Spanish version of blue.
Smokefang: How about we let the new-bes decide?
Arabella: Rainbow!
Nightblossom: I agree.
Five and a half hours later…
Ninja-Kitty: So, Flash, should I start waking Crowfeather up?
Flash: *playing video games with Arabella and Nightblossom* Uh, yeah sure!
Ninja-Kitty touches Crowfeather's face.
Crowfeather: *awake* OUCH!
Ninja-Kitty: Oh. Did that hurt?
Crowfeather: YESSS!
Flash: Anyway, your dare shall be… dropped into a volcano!
Crowfeather, Sloefur, and Flash are transported to the top of a volcano.
Crowfeather: I'm not jumping in that!
Flash: Yes, you are.
Crowfeather: No, I'M NOT!
Sloefur: *narrowing her eyes* Look! What's that!
Crowfeather: O.o
Sloefur kicks him into the volcano.
They are transported back to the show.
Crowfeather: Whoa, I'm alive!
Flash: Yeah. We've got questions.
Crowfeather: Ask me anything.
Flash: Which was the best kit? Breezepelt, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, or Lionblaze?
Crowfeather: Uh… Breezepelt.
ZAP! (note: he is in the lie detector)
Crowfeather: Jayfeather!
ZAP!
Crowfeather: Lionblaze…?
ZAP!
Crowfeather: HOLLYLEAF!
ZAP!Crowfeather: What was that for?
Arabella: I dunno. I guess you hate all of them.
Flash: Well, I got them all here!
Lionblaze, Breezepelt, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather come.
Breezepelt: Daddy! Lets play CATCH!
Crowfeather: No, son!
Jayfeather: *shouldering Breezepelt away* Yeah! He wants to help me do MATH FRACTIONS!
Crowfeather: No. That's boring.
Lionblaze: YEAH! He wants to help me with my BATTLE SKILLS!
Crowfeather: No.
Hollyleaf: He wants to play MOSS-BALL!
Crowfeather: NO! *he goes mad*
Crowfeather: Breezepelt, my little sport. Jayfeather, my little brains. Lionblaze, my little fighter. Hollyleaf, my little princess!
Crew: *GASP*
Crowfeather: What am I doing? *he storms off.*
Flash: Well, now its time for our next guest! Give it up for that gray she-cat from RiverClan, Mistystar!
Mistystar: Thank you, thank you.
Arabella: OMS! Mistystar, you're my fav!
Flash: Nightblossom, silence her.
Nightblossom: *licking her black lips* Of course. *she grabs her tazer and uses it on Arabella, who falls asleep quickly*
Ninja-Kitty: Ok… I'll use some feverfew for the pain.
Flash: Anyway, Mistystar, who is your secret love?
Mistystar: OMS! ITS STORMFUR, TOTALLY! He's SUPER hot! If I ever meet Brook in a dark alley… *growls*
Flash: Uh-huh. Anyway, you like to swim, right?
Mistystar: Yeah?
Flash: Good! 'Cause your swimming with sharks!
Mistystar: What?
They tie her up, toss her in the pool, and watch as the shark comes closer.
Shark: Hey, baby.
Mistystar: I have kits you idiot.
Shark: Ok. Then you die!
The shark lunges and sinks his teeth into Mistystar's back.
Flash: Oh. That's why people don't swim with sharks.
Cash: That's a permit image in my mind.
Mistystar: *dripping wet; blood or water, Flash wasn't sure* So… what next?
Sloefur: FAN MAIL TIME!
Smokefang: Dear Flash, If you had to choose between Lionblaze or Jayfeather, who'd it be?
Flash: Lionblaze. OMS, he's hot.
Cinderheart & Heathertail: WE HEARD THAT! O.o
Smokefang: Dear Sloefur, Have you ever tried to kill Flash?
Sloefur: *winking at the camera* Maybe.
Mistystar: What does this have to do with us?
Cash: NOTHIN'! *walks where his bag is and digs in it* Ooohhh look! I have Subway Cookies!
Sloefur, Arabella, and Nightblossom: SUBWAY COOKIES!
They lung forward and shove him over.
Sloefur: Wait, I should put these I the cloning machine!She does so, and a mountain of the Subway Cookies come.
Nightblossom: THANK STARCLAN! COOKIES!
Flash: Awkward. Anyway, Mistystar, lets talk about toms.
Mistystar: Only my favorite subject.
Smokefang: Uh… I'm gunna go play the Wii.
Cash and Ninja-Kitty: We'll join you.
Flash: *with a microphone* Give it up for Flash! Listen to my awesome song! No eatin' here to tonight! OH! No eatin' here tonight! Oh!
Sloefur: No-no-no- eatin' here tonight, you on a diet! OH!
Mistystar: THIS IS SO RANDOM!
Ninja-Kitty: Perhaps we should wrap this up.
Flash: Kay. I like your style.
Ninja-Kitty: Thanks.
Flash: Well, that wraps up our show tonight! Sorry about the no-competition anymore type deal, but if you review this, I could maybe squeeze your cat in this.
Arabella: I love SUBWAY COOKIES!
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