The Warrior Cats Show!

Narrator: Please welcome your host Flash!

Flash: Hello! O.o Welcome my crew: Smokefang, Rainwillow, Sloefur, and Cash!

They run towards her, panting.

Smokefang: The suspense is over!

Flash: Well, if there are more comments I can make some expectations… ^.^

Rainwillow: Just get on with it!

Flash: Fine! First, there is Arabella! She has gray-and-white fur with black lynx points and is auditioning for the TPC.

Arabella walks in, a crazy look in her blue eyes.

Arabella: I'm Flash!

Flash: Wrong! I am Flash! The next one is Nightblossom! She is also a TPC, with black fur and amber eyes!

Nightblossom walks in, a leaf, tazer, and sword strapped to her side.

Nightblossom: I hate Firestar!

Sloefur: Ok… I feel your pain.

Flash: Anyway, we've got a medicine cat, too! Her name is… StarClan, this is long. Its IAMALEETLENINJAKITTY. She has dark brown tabby fur with strange silver eyes!

IMALEETLENINJAKITTY: I can heal you with my touch… or make you feel more pain! Bhawahaw!Flash: IMALEE…TLENINJA…KITTY… ugh, that's hard to pronounce, so I'm going to name you Ninja-Kitty.

Ninja-Kitty: Fine.

Cash: Over there, beside the Bean Bag Pile is the herb store.

Ninja-Kitty: Good.

Flash: Anyway, today is a special show! There will be two guests! Give it up for the first guest, Crowfeather!

Happily, Arabella and Nightblossom pull the dark tom in.

Flash: *nodding to the new crew members* Thanks.

Crowfeather: H-how'd I get here? I remember being in the WindClan camp… then a blur of gray-and-white and black.

Flash: No idea! *winking at the camera* Ok! Nightblossom, go ahead and knock him out!Crowfeather: Wait, what?

Nightblossom advances.

Sloefur: I got the paint!

Cash: He should be pink.

Sloefur: No, blue!

Cash: PINK!

Sloefur: BLUE!

Cash: PINK!

Sloefur: Azul!

Cash: Azul?

Sloefur: That's the Spanish version of blue.

Smokefang: How about we let the new-bes decide?

Arabella: Rainbow!

Nightblossom: I agree.

Five and a half hours later…

Ninja-Kitty: So, Flash, should I start waking Crowfeather up?

Flash: *playing video games with Arabella and Nightblossom* Uh, yeah sure!

Ninja-Kitty touches Crowfeather's face.

Crowfeather: *awake* OUCH!

Ninja-Kitty: Oh. Did that hurt?

Crowfeather: YESSS!

Flash: Anyway, your dare shall be… dropped into a volcano!

Crowfeather, Sloefur, and Flash are transported to the top of a volcano.

Crowfeather: I'm not jumping in that!

Flash: Yes, you are.

Crowfeather: No, I'M NOT!

Sloefur: *narrowing her eyes* Look! What's that!

Crowfeather: O.o

Sloefur kicks him into the volcano.

They are transported back to the show.

Crowfeather: Whoa, I'm alive!

Flash: Yeah. We've got questions.

Crowfeather: Ask me anything.

Flash: Which was the best kit? Breezepelt, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, or Lionblaze?

Crowfeather: Uh… Breezepelt.

ZAP! (note: he is in the lie detector)

Crowfeather: Jayfeather!

ZAP!

Crowfeather: Lionblaze…?

ZAP!

Crowfeather: HOLLYLEAF!

ZAP!Crowfeather: What was that for?

Arabella: I dunno. I guess you hate all of them.

Flash: Well, I got them all here!

Lionblaze, Breezepelt, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather come.

Breezepelt: Daddy! Lets play CATCH!

Crowfeather: No, son!

Jayfeather: *shouldering Breezepelt away* Yeah! He wants to help me do MATH FRACTIONS!

Crowfeather: No. That's boring.

Lionblaze: YEAH! He wants to help me with my BATTLE SKILLS!

Crowfeather: No.

Hollyleaf: He wants to play MOSS-BALL!

Crowfeather: NO! *he goes mad*

Crowfeather: Breezepelt, my little sport. Jayfeather, my little brains. Lionblaze, my little fighter. Hollyleaf, my little princess!

Crew: *GASP*

Crowfeather: What am I doing? *he storms off.*

Flash: Well, now its time for our next guest! Give it up for that gray she-cat from RiverClan, Mistystar!

Mistystar: Thank you, thank you.

Arabella: OMS! Mistystar, you're my fav!

Flash: Nightblossom, silence her.

Nightblossom: *licking her black lips* Of course. *she grabs her tazer and uses it on Arabella, who falls asleep quickly*

Ninja-Kitty: Ok… I'll use some feverfew for the pain.

Flash: Anyway, Mistystar, who is your secret love?

Mistystar: OMS! ITS STORMFUR, TOTALLY! He's SUPER hot! If I ever meet Brook in a dark alley… *growls*

Flash: Uh-huh. Anyway, you like to swim, right?

Mistystar: Yeah?

Flash: Good! 'Cause your swimming with sharks!

Mistystar: What?

They tie her up, toss her in the pool, and watch as the shark comes closer.

Shark: Hey, baby.

Mistystar: I have kits you idiot.

Shark: Ok. Then you die!

The shark lunges and sinks his teeth into Mistystar's back.

Flash: Oh. That's why people don't swim with sharks.

Cash: That's a permit image in my mind.

Mistystar: *dripping wet; blood or water, Flash wasn't sure* So… what next?

Sloefur: FAN MAIL TIME!

Smokefang: Dear Flash, If you had to choose between Lionblaze or Jayfeather, who'd it be?

Flash: Lionblaze. OMS, he's hot.

Cinderheart & Heathertail: WE HEARD THAT! O.o

Smokefang: Dear Sloefur, Have you ever tried to kill Flash?

Sloefur: *winking at the camera* Maybe.

Mistystar: What does this have to do with us?

Cash: NOTHIN'! *walks where his bag is and digs in it* Ooohhh look! I have Subway Cookies!

Sloefur, Arabella, and Nightblossom: SUBWAY COOKIES!

They lung forward and shove him over.

Sloefur: Wait, I should put these I the cloning machine!She does so, and a mountain of the Subway Cookies come.

Nightblossom: THANK STARCLAN! COOKIES!

Flash: Awkward. Anyway, Mistystar, lets talk about toms.

Mistystar: Only my favorite subject.

Smokefang: Uh… I'm gunna go play the Wii.

Cash and Ninja-Kitty: We'll join you.

Flash: *with a microphone* Give it up for Flash! Listen to my awesome song! No eatin' here to tonight! OH! No eatin' here tonight! Oh!

Sloefur: No-no-no- eatin' here tonight, you on a diet! OH!

Mistystar: THIS IS SO RANDOM!

Ninja-Kitty: Perhaps we should wrap this up.

Flash: Kay. I like your style.

Ninja-Kitty: Thanks.

Flash: Well, that wraps up our show tonight! Sorry about the no-competition anymore type deal, but if you review this, I could maybe squeeze your cat in this.

Arabella: I love SUBWAY COOKIES!

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