AN: This is my first story so please be gentle xD I am still new to this site and I have almost no idea what I am doing about posting stories so the writing might be botched up together or the spacing might be too wide and many other problems are sure to occur so if anyone can help me please pm or review, it will be very appreciated.

I do not own Naruto or Soul Eater. Their respective authors do. So you lawyers in the monkey suits. I aint done nothin wrong.

FullSummary:Semi-Crossover with Soul Eater. After the sealing done by the Yondaime, Naruto is left with a giant fox in his gut, a whole village that despises and fears him, not only that, but he finds out that he has some weird but powerful Bloodline that can help him control his little problem, but it might drive him insane. Really, why did Kami suddenly decides to take a crap in his back yard? Rated M for language, graphical violence, (maybe) future lemon. Unknown pairings as of yet.


"speaking"

'thinking'

"Jutsu"

"Tailed Beast Speak" "Summon Speak"

"Tailed Beast Thought" "Summon Thought"

"God Speak""God Thought"



"A long time ago, a demon fox with nine-tails existed. When it swung one of its mighty tails, it would cause a tsunami or destroy a mountain. To counter it the people gathered shinobi. "

Konohagakure no Sato, the most powerful hidden village in the Elemental Nations, a village that has survived 3 Great Shinobi Wars, not only that but it was victorious in all of them. From the Shodaime to the Sannin to Namikaze Minato this village was the epitome of strenght of both mind and body overcoming all obstacles in its path. The Sandaime called it "Hi no Ishi", Iwa called it blasted luck, but really, who knows. No matter the reason it was not only the most powerful, but the most peaceful as well. Everyone was always in a good mood, very friendly and respectful to each other, even during wars and conflict. But then, one day, something happened that shook the entire village to its very core. The Kyuubi no Youko, the Nine-Tailed Fox and most powerful of the Tailed Beasts attacked.

"Hold it until the Yondaime arrives."

"Don't let it get any closer to our village".

All over the battlefield techniques were fired, and weapons were thrown, all in order for the shinobi to make sure to hold the beast that was the Kyuubi from reaching their home and killing their loved ones.

Amidst the death and despair in a cloud of smoke a giant toad appeared wearing a blue jacket with the kanji for Oyabun on the back smocking a pipe and carrying a tanto, on its head was a blond haired man with piercing blue eyes. He was dressed in the standard Jounin outfit and on top of it he was wearing a white overcoat with red flames decorating the bottom. The blond man was Namikaze Minato the Yondaime Hokage and the toads name was Gamabunta the Boss of the Toad Summons.

"So this is the Kyuubi, huh? Never thought i'd have the displeasure of meetin this overgrown fur ball." the gruff voice of Gamabunta booming throughout the battlefield.

"Yeah, well this fur ball killed nearly a third of my shinobi forces so don't underestimate it, okay? We don't have the luxury for that or else we'll get killed and all will be for naught. I need you to stall it just long enough for me to do my thing and then it will all be over." The Yondaime sighed exasperatingly, really why does this have to happen to him. He hasn't been in office for a year and already this happens. Some Kami must really hate him.

"And what exactly is 'your thing'?" The giant toad inquired curiously. He really had a bad feeling about this.

"A month ago I received intel about the Kyuubi reaching the border of Hi no Kuni and heading straight for Konoha, so I had no time to prepare any alternative means to stop it except one..." He stopped to let the information sink in. After a moment he continued with a voice filled with sorrow."...to use a kinjutsu my clan developed long time ago, you see, my clan worshiped the Shinigami during the Clan Wars, apparently they made a contact with it so that it may lend them aid whenever the situation was hopeless and its power was the only solution. But like any other summoning contact it required a sacrifice. Being a god, just some blood from biting your thumb is not enough."

"Okay, where are you going with this?"Okay, now that bad feeling was getting worse.

"The sacrifice is...the soul of the summoner."

"WHAT!!!!What the hell are ya talkin about...the sacrifice of the summoner, you're not actually gonna sacrifice yourself are you...There's got to be another way-"

Here he was cut off by the voice of the Yondaime.

"Believe me I wish there was another way my old friend, but there isn't. Besides I am not gonna just call on the power of the Shinigami to simply destroy the fox. Its power is too great. I have something else in mind. I'm going to seal it. To do that I will simply split the fox's chakra in to its yin and yang composition, taking the yin with me and the yang I will put in a host."

"But where will you find a host that can hold the youki of the Kyuubi. No inanimate object can hold its power. This isn't the Shukaku or Nibi we're talkin about here. This is the Kyuubi no Youko, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, Strongest of the Tailed Beasts. No item can hold its power, even if it is only half of it. The only thing that even has a remote chance to hold it is a-wait you're not actually planing what I think you're planing are you." Here the blond-haired man looked away, refusing to answer the mighty boss's question."HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!?!?Making a Jinchuuriki...you know very well how they're treated. Placing a burden like that on an innocent child is not the bes-"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HUH???" Minato rarely raised his voice, but now he was pissed. No, he was beyond pissed, he was furious. He knew very well what he about to do and the old toad's screeching was not helping the situation, but there was nothing else he could do. He tried, by kami, he tried, but nothing else could stop this 50 foot walking disaster. This was the only way."I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IS NOT THE BEST SOLUTION BUT IT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION. EITHER THAT OR KONOHA IS DOOMED, AND AS A HOKAGE I HAVE TO DO WHATS BEST FOR MY PEOPLE. EVEN IF...EVen if..."he was holding back tears now. "Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō", the most gifted shinobi of his generation, wiping entire armies of enemy shinobi, now reduced to a sobbing mess."EVEN IF I HAVE TO SACRIFICE MY OWN SON JUST SO THAT MY VILLAGE CAN LIVE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, SO DON'T YOU DARE LECTURE ME!!!"

"WHA-"His own son? What the hell?"What do you mean you're own son?"Now having calmed down only to be confused. Seriously, what the hell?His train of thoughts was interrupted by his summoner and long time friend's sorrow filled voice.

"My son was just born. Aside from the fact that I'm the Hokage and I wont ask for another child to be sacrificed just so that my son can be spared, he's probably the only one who can contain the fox, and eventually even control its power."Here he stopped to gather his thoughts. If his son can master the power that was passed down from generation to generation through his mother's bloodline he will be unstoppable, with the power of a demon he can protect his home from potential enemy's. If he failed..well, he really doesn't want to think about what would happen. Thankfully Kushina-chan will be there for him, to guide him into becoming a fine man and maybe shinobi.

"Control it? What do you- you mean Kushina?"

"Yes, lets just hope it goes the way I hope it will, or else Kami help them all."

"When I woke up this morning I definitely did not even think that I would fight a Tailed-Beast and watch my friend give his soul to the Shinigami. Ughn, I'm so gonna need sake after this."The Toad Boss crouched down low." Well, here goes nothing."

"Yeah, lets do this, after this I'm sure Jiraiya-sensei will treat you to some sake"

"He better!!!"

Unsheathing his tanto, and preparing for the most dangerous battle of his life, Gamabunta lunged with a forward thrust at the fox with speed far exceeding his big stature. The demon dodged to the side at swiped one of its tails at the toad, Gamabunta blocking with his blade, all the while the Yondaime going through handseals at an extreme pace.

"Hold on!!!"

Using all the force he could muster, he cut the fox's tail with the tanto, and while the demon yelped in pain, he used the momentum to jump in the air. Holding the ram seal, Gamabunta shouted.

"Suiton: Teppōdama" (Water Release: Liquid Bullet)

Giant water balls shot at the fox with all the intent of hurting it as much as possible. The Kyuubi used one of its undamaged tails to block the technique. All the while the blond Hokage had just finished the jutsu and yelled.

"Ninpou: Kuchiyose no Jutsu" (Ninja Arts: Summoning Technique)

Time suddenly froze. Everything stopped moving. The Kyuubi in preparation of an attack, blue fire ready to shoot from its mouth and decimate anything that tried to stop it, Gamabunta, holding his...hands...in a ram seal ready for another Water Bullet. The only one not affected was Minato himself. There was a popping sound with the ninja smoke following right behind. He narrowed his eyes in anticipation of what exactly would come out of said smoke. What happened next was something that would forever change his view on Godhood. A figure clad in black emerged, in place a white cartoon looking skull mask, and also white cartoon looking hands, one of which in a peace sigh, the other on his hip saying.

"Yo!!!"

A long silence insured. And then...

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???WHERES THE SHINIGAMI???" Who the hell is this guy. Surely he did not botch the handseals, he performed them just as that dust infested scroll said, and now this...this...whatever it is emerged. Oh, when he went up there he was gonna give those so called ancestors of his a piece of his mind about fucking up shit like that. Now how was he supposed to finish the seal. Dammit all to hell.

Interrupting the young whippersnapper's mental rant, the old but goofy looking deity said.

"I am the Shinigami." The 'God of Death' replied in a weird high pitched kinda voice. Really what is it with these mortals freaking out when they see him. The young ones didn't like his previous appearance because it was too scary, now these older ones complained about him being weird.*Sigh* He'll never understand humans.

"Like hell you are!!!!"

"Shinigami Chop"

Using his palm, the god smacked the disrespectful blond man on the head. Now he was annoyed. Here he came to help this Namikaze, and the brat had the gall to yell at him. HIM! The God of Death, the Reaper of Souls, the one who brought fear in the hearts of the cruelest and most sadistic humans ever. Like hell he was.

"You will show me respect or I will leave right now and leave you to deal with whatever problem it is you have. Are. We. Clear ??? The deity said with the most evil voice he could muster and was leaking killer intent in waves. Minato gulped and now realized he was standing in front of a god, and not some funny character that came out of children's books.

"O-of-f C-cours-se S-shinigami-sama"

Now that that's been settled, the Shinigami raised a non-existent eyebrow waiting for a reply.

"Well...i maybe immortal but I do not have a whole eternity to be sitting here, you know. I've got things to do, places to be and souls to take. There is much workd to be done. And I see that Kyuubi-kun shares the same sentiment on the matter." Looking through his perpetual vision the god saw the Kyuubi preparing to wipe out the human village with all it had.

"Shinigami-sama i besiet you to help me seal the Kyuubi, to make sure it does not harm my people anymore. I am willing to pay the ultimate price."

You could see the determination practically burning in those bright blue eyes of his. The Kami was impressed. Although he knew already why he was called, being a god had its perks after all. Still it is not every day you see a mortal ready to sacrifice his life in order to save others. He was still tempted to ask though.

"I maybe a god, but even I cannot seal the whole power of the Kyuubi, and even if i could, where would you seal it. Such power is impossible to contain."

"I already have a solution Shinigami-sama. You may not be able to seal all of the power, but what about half?"

"Hmmm...half?"

"Well, I plan to separate the youki in its two main compositions, yin and yang, then, with your help I will seal the yin in myself, taking it with me to the other side, while the yang will be sealed in a living host, an infant that I have especially prepared for this. Although I will die and the baby will be left with half of the Bijuu's chakra, my home and many others will be spared of the demons rampage."

"I see you have already settled on this? I am most impressed with you, young human, to have the conviction to sacrifice your life in order to save your people. If only there were more people like you in this world."

"Then..."

"Yes human, I shall aide you in your endeavor to save what is precious to you."

As the flow of time returned to its normal pace, Kyuubi fired his attack.

"Kitsune-bi" (Fox-Fire)

The Shinigami raised his palm, and swallowed the attack, rendering it useless. In a comic fashion, fitting his appearence, the god burped. Meanwhile the Yondaime sweatdopped. What The Fuck. Going through another set of seals, a bright light shined through the battlefield. The Kyuubis chakra was being separated in two forms, black and white, yin and yang, the yin part went straight into the blond Hokage, a complex seal appeared on his navel, burning through his vest and shirt. While the yang chakra was heading to the village where the infant lay. Throughout all of this, the shinobi and Gamabunta shielded their eyes from the light.

It was all over in a flash. The Toad Boss was feeling his chakra and the remaining connection to his current place slowly disappear.

"I can stay no longer Minato, my chakra is running out. I'll always remember you old friend. May you rest in peace"

"And I you, see you on the other side Bunta"

The Toad Boss gave one last smile to his long time companion and disappeared in a puff of smoke. With nothing to hold him, the dying man started falling only to be caught by the Shinigami and was laid down on the ground, his life force faiding. The Death God looked at him sadly.

"You have little time left. Use it wisely. I will be waiting on the other side."

The dying man nodded."Thank you Shinigami-sama. For everything. I shall see you on the other side."With a puff of smoke the Shinigami was gone, leaving no trace that he was ever there.

When he saw the giant smoke from the dispelled summon, a silver-haired teenager with his headband covering his left eyed rushed immediately to his leader's side.

"MINATO-SENSEI" He screamed, panic seeping through his veins at the sight of his paling master laying on the ground.

"Kakashi...what are you doing here?" Minato was barely able to talk, slowly turning his head to his last remaining student.

"Don't move sensei, i'll call a medic-nin. Don't over exert yourself in this condition." He was about to tun to the to find said medic-nin when the Yondaime's voice stopped him dead in his tracks.

"Kakashi...wait...it too late for me. Listen... I have something very important to tell you...so pay close attention." Holding back tears and refusing to believe his words Kakashi continued to talk.

"What are you talkin about Sensei, you're not going to die. Your the Hokage, your people need you, your wife and son need you, I need you. You..." He was interrupted from his rant by his dying teacher's voice.

"No, its to late for me. I used a kinjutsu Kakashi. The type that requires a sacrifice and its not just chakra. I will die. That's a given. But what I'm about to tell you is important, so listen."

Tears were now freely falling from his eyes, even the one behind the headband. Kakashi nodded and prepared to listen to his master's last words.

"Good. Don't cry about me Kashi" Using his pet name, that the silver-haired Jounin hated and smiling a sad smile he continued."I sacrificed my life knowing what I would leave behind in the process, I have no regrets. I lived my life to its fullest and achieved my dream. What more could I ask for, hm? Right now more important are you, the new generation, not me, but you."

"Sensei..."

"Don't interrupt me. Even more importantly...you know about the jinchuuriki...his name is Naruto"Life was slowly fading from him. He was so sleepy, so tired, he just wanted to rest, but he had to tell Kakashi this. It was important."I may have stopped the Kyuubi once...but Naruto will...continue to do so...until the end of his days. Please Kakshi *cough*make sure he is treated well. *cough* He deserves to be known as the hero that holds Kyuubi.*cough* Promise me Kakashi...promise me that you will tell them."

"I...i promise Sensei."Dammit, first his father killed himself, then Obito died, then Rin disappeared, and now his Sensei was leaving. Why? Why did does he have to suffer like this. What did he do? It was not fair. But he promised...he promised his sensei that he will not only live on, but also make sure the people treated the boy right."I promise."

"Good. I'll hold you to that Kakashi. Well...it looks like...my time is up...one last thing...i...i have always believed in you Kashi....you're like...a son to me...remember...what...i..." His eyes glazed over. He was dead. The Yondaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato, 'Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō', left the world of the living to continue his adventures in the after-life.


Under the Hokage Tower

It was a chamber especially designed for the sealing. In the center of it stood a pillar about the height of an ordinary human being. Surrounded by candles from almost all sides. On the pillar itself a blond haired male infant wrapped in a bundle of silken cloth was crying, on its chest the same seal that was on the Yondaime moments ago, glowing bright red. Whisker-like marks decorated his cheeks. There were six of them, three on each side. Five shadows loomed over him, watching him like a hawk, ready to spring into action should the need arise.

"It is done" Said the one in the middle with the others nodding their heads in agreement.

"Let us just hope the Bijuu does not break free of its condinment and finish what it has started" The presumably one-armed shadow said. Two of them nodding their heads, while the second pair shook their heads in disagreement.

"Yondaime-sama's seal is flawless, better than what even i can produce at my best." The tallest one replied with what looked like a lions mane for hair.

"What is his name?"

"Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto" Was the answer of the shortest one.


Well there you have it the fist chapter, phew that took allot to work on. Hope it was ok, I am an amateur after all, this is my first time. I didn't mention Naruto's mother for a reason. Ain't tellin xD. Well please review. Frankly speaking I'm expecting allot of flames, so...yeah. XD

~Synaxis