The Melancholy of Organization XIII

Summary: Right, this is one of those creepy fangirl stories. I have no idea if my friends (who are the two other girls, Kelly and Jennifer) are fangirls themselves. A lot of fluff, hopefully comedy, and the randomness that was born from overtiredness and boredom.

Disclaimer: I own only the occasional plot.

CHAPTER 1!!! - Posers

-Tabitha's POV-

"Oi, Kelly!" I snapped over the phone, in no way other than anxiety. "I'm sending through another one of these fanfictions," I clicked the send button on the email before she could reply, and returned to my bed, collapsing on it. A sigh could be heard from the other end of the line.

"Good god, Tabitha," Kelly sighed. "You're such a nerd! I mean, who on earth reads fanfictions obsessively, watch Youtube videos, yet hasn't even played Kingdom Hearts 2?! I swear, you're nuts…got the mail,"

I let rip one of my unique laughs, sounding very much like someone who had just blown up a school building (which, mind you, I have). "And? It just shows us how much Im looking forward to playing it! Besides, it was you two who got me addicted!"

A crackling on the other end of the line told me that the other twin had picked up the other phone in their house. I sighed. "Hiya Jen,"

"Hi, ya shitbag!" She hollered. I had to hold the phone an arms length away from my ear. I swear, she's going to be a great general one day. "When are you coming to visit?"

The five thousandth time she's asked this week. I rolled my eyes. "I told you guys! Sometime over Christmas. I still gotta figure it out around my work hours,"

"Aww," Jen whined. "Wotcha been up to, Ta-…"

"Jen get out of it! I was talking to her first!" Kelly snarled. An 'Ow!' and 'You bitch!' could be heard, and I rolled my eyes once again.

Fighting twins. What else.

After about five minutes of shouting and abused eardrums, I snapped.

"Okay! Enough with the fighting!" I screamed in the handpiece. "Just be happy I'm coming to visit at all!"

I was greeted with silence. Wow, kind of reminds me of when I went to the extremes to catch the attention of my fellow maths students.

-Uber Cool Flashback Thingy!-

"Everybody! Everyone!!" I cried, waving my arms around in a futile attempt to catch the attention of the nerds. "Can I please have your attention!"

To no avail, the nerds continued to talk about online internet gaming and such. I sighed, and took in a deep breath.

"MATHEMATICAL PI IS EXACTLY THREE!!" I roared, holding up three fingers. Gasps ran around, and everyone looked at me in horror, one of them clutching his chest. I sighed.

"I'm sorry it had to come to that,"

I was shunned by the nerd population ever since.

-Uber flashback thingy over!-

"Hey…um Tabz?" Kelly said, her voice filled with incredulity and confusion. "There's nothing here. The fanfic isn't here,"

"What?" I cried, sitting bolt upright. "I sent the friggin thing! I spellchecked every goddamned word!!"

"Well," Kelly stated with finality. "Its not here. Not that I care,"

"Goddamned, crappy laptop…" I muttered, colourfully abusing the piece of technology that I roughly grabbed off my desk. I typed in the story address, and watched as the page uploaded.

Kelly was right. The words weren't there. Except for four odd words that were centred in the page.

Welcome to the Orgy

I frowned, and smiled. Cryptic Clues! Excellent! I love these things! I finally remembered I was on the phone, and shouted in it.

"Hello? Kel, you still the-!"

"Yes of course Im still here numb nuts!" She snapped. "There's no need to shout!" Just for forewarning, if you hadn't realised already, we seem to have a habit of shouting at each other over the phone.

"Okay fine!" I sighed, scrolling the page in complete boredom and anxiousness. "Is there ANYTHING on the file I sent you?"

"Umm…" Kelly hummed, and a flurry of clicking could be heard. She let out a burst of raucous laughter. "Its says welcome to the Orgy! That's awesome! Where'd you get it Ta-!"

"Just shut up a second!" I yelped, bringing up Google and typing in Organization XIII. Oddly, only one link came up. I stared.

"What…the…hell…"

"What?" Kelly asked. "What is it?"

"Get up Google and type in Organization thirteen," I said quietly. "Tell Jen to as well. I need to make sure my computer isn't playing screwy with my mind…"

"Why? Ah, dont worry...I'll do it…" She muttered. I listened anxiously to the tapping on the keyboard, and I winced as Kelly shouted for her sister.

Then silence.

"Um…Kelly?" I whispered, terribly afraid that the twins had finally resorted to knives and sharp items for their battle.

"Tabz?" She replied, her voice shaking with curiosity and confusion. "How many results did you get?"

I ignored that, knowing the answer. "What about Jen?"

"I got the same!" I heard from the phone, once again putting distance between it and myself. "One result! It says Orgy Chatroom! Buwahaha!! We should join i-!"

"Just shut up Jen!" I cried in frustration. "Okay. On the count of three, we all click on the link,"

For some reason, I was filled with absolute dread and fear. The impending doom of clicking that link seemed perilous. But I had to do it, because…I'm like that.

"Ready?" I asked, moving the cursor over the link. "One…two…thr-."

"Wait! Wait!" Jen cried, and I sighed in frustration. "Do we click when you say three?"

"When I say three!" I growled. "Right…one…two…thr-."

"Wait!" Jen cried again. "Soo…we click ON three, not after? Or before?"

"For Christ's sake Jennifer!" I roared. "As soon as I say three, you click! Don't do it before, don't do it after! Right…one….two…three!"

The simultaneous sound of clicks echoed oddly in my ear, and the screen opened the window. There was another odd silence as the screen loaded.

"What…the…hell…" Kelly muttered. Obviously, her computer had loaded it. Mine was being slow, just for irony. A clicking on the other end told me Jennifer had hung up, but there was a hell of a lot of distant laughter through Kelly's phone.

The page finally loaded. I stared.

Welcome to the Orgy Chatroom. Currently active members: 6

Superior01

Notemo

Sailormoonfan

SilentHero

Hotwithfire

Icydisposition

"Oh my god…" Kelly laughed. "These people must be serious Organization fans!"

"No duh, Kelly…" I muttered, rolling my eyes at my stupidity. I clicked settings, and opened up the Display Name options.

Explosivenerd

"Righto," I said, rubbing my hands together in a plotting manner. "What are your names?"

"Bob." Kelly said simply. I didn't question her motives. "You'll recognise Jennifer's immediately,"

"Whatever," I said. "Okidoki, lets go,"

I selected the Chatroom, and clicked 'join'. Then the anxious wait began.

Waiting.

Waiting.

It loaded. I scanned over the names, and snorted in laughter at the one that was obviously Jennifer's.

I-Rape-You

"Told you you'd notice it," Kelly said. "Im hanging up now. Good luck and cya!"

I glanced at the new log entry, and gulped.

((AN: Until I say, for a while, the dialogue's gonna be a Chatroom style. So what. Sue me))

Superior01: State your name.

Explosivenerd: Can't you read, dumbass??

I-rape-you: Heyo! XD

Bob. : Hiii….

Sailormoonfan: How dare you insult our superior?!

Hotwithfire: Lol! Who's I-rape-you??

I-rape-you: Me. Wow. These people are slow, Tabz…

Notemo: How on earth did you find this thing?

Explosivenerd: lol very true… Umm, it was the only thing that showed up on the screen when we searched Organization XIII.

Superior01: Why were you searching the organization?

Bob: Cuz she's obsessed with Kingdom Hearts, like you guys. I mean, come one! Half of you use their codenames for Christ's sake!

Notemo: We are the organization. Did you think that?

I-rape-you: lolol! They are obsessed!!

Bob: I stand by my point.

Explosivenerd: rofl. If you are, then prove it!

Notemo: Hey Vexen! Do you still have that world portal?

Icydisposition: Yes I do. Why? I missed out on half of this.

SilentHero: …..

Bob: Oh be quiet.

-Liquidrocker has signed in-

Liquidrocker: What have I missed?

Hotwithfire: Hey Dem! Lol, these weirdo people have found our Chatroom.

-Eviltwin13 has signed in-

Hotwithfire: Roxas!! ((glomps))

Liquidrocker: Wow. Hi randoms.

Explosivenerd: Hiii… O.o

Eviltwin13: Lol. Who? Oh hi Axel…

Hotwithfire: keeps hugging Roxas))

Bob.: Wow… so obsessed. PROVE IT TO US!!!

Icydisposition: Hold your horses!!! I just have to finish calibrating it!! What's your world??

I-rape-you: OMFG!! You sound as nerdy as Tabz here!!

Hotwithfire: Who's Tabz?

Eviltwin13: Who's Tabz?

Liquidrocker: Who's Tabz?

Explosivenerd: Mee!! Who else has a nerdy name here?!?!?!

-Notemo has signed off-

-Sailormoonfan has signed off-

Eviltwin13: Axel, we gotta sign off. Superior's calling us for something. Something about world travel…

Hotwithfire: Aww…. Lol, Xaldin's probably stabbed someone again…

Bob.: Fine. Bye.

-Eviltwin13 has signed off-

-Hotwithfire has signed off-

-Superior01 has signed off-

I-rape-you: Wow. We just got rejected.

Explosivenerd: I agree. O.O

Bob.: Whatever. I'll talk to you guys later.

-Bob has signed off-

I-rape-you: She's got a point. Catcha Later biyotch.

-I-rape-you has signed off-

((AN: Chatroom dialogue is now over!! Yay! Goodness, I was getting tired of changing to bold type every two lines…))

The goddamned site kicked me.

"Ah well," I sighed, shutting down and closing the laptop heavily. "Sleep…essential…"

I lay down on my bed, and refused to get up again. In the meantime, whilst I lay there, I studied the ceiling for what I believe to be the thousandth time, looking for odd patterns in the paint grain.


AN: lol, wow, i got so bored that i wrote this...trust me, Im planning alot of explosions, putting women's underwear in the men's rooms, rigging doorhandles with shockers... BEAR WITH ME PPL!!! Please read and review!!!