INSANITY AND ITS BLESSINGS

Rico walked home from the bar that night incredibly drunk and wanting more to drink. Sadly, he had drank all the alchohol in New York City and was drunk because of it. He waddled home, occasionally vomiting up things like pizza, beer, or machine guns. As he walked home, he saw some human children stealing from a bank. They couldn't have been any older than 14.

Their eyes were red and crazy and they were shooting machine guns at the bank, stealing the money with them. Rico was watching and descided to throw a huge stick of dynamite at them. They exploded and their body parts rained from the skies as the money they stole returned to the bank.

The sun slowly rose and Rico descided to go home. However, he noticed something: the bomb he through didn't explode like other bombs he had thrown up. It exploded much more magnificently.

Rico descided that it was because he was drunk. After all, people tend to be more stronger when drunk.

From all this Rico learned one thing: The Power of Insanity allways wins.