'Hey Alex! Pizza's here! Get your fat ass down these stairs quick. I'm not saving you any!' Justin called in his annoying condescending tone.

I ran down the windy metal stairs at top speed, grabbed half of the pizza from out of the box and slapped the slices on an empty plate. Shovelling two slices in my mouth in one go I asked 'wmnksi fjksdiens?' but, being their stupid selves, Justin and Max just stared at me. I swallowed hard, and tried again. 'Where's mum and dad?'

As I washed the slices down with a super sized glass of coke, Justin started on a long and winded explanation about where they went. I decided I didn't have time for this so I cut his sentence short.

'-Great! Max where are they?'

Justin just glares at me disapprovingly while Max tells me they've gone to the supermarket and will be back soon.

'See Justin? All the information I need in an eighth of the time it would have taken you. Its just like magic'

'So's all the food disappearing down your throat' Justin retaliates. I winked and walked off, tired of their childish banter.

'How long do you think they'll be?' I shouted behind me while climbing the stairs with a plateful of pizza and a glass of coke. I truly have a talent of multi tasking.

'Not long enough for you to do anything stupid!' Damn Justin knows me too well. I guess I'll just have to be more sneaky than usual…