"That Ain't Orange Soda"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with the show Kenan & Kel or any of it's characters. The show and it's characters are owned and associated by Nickelodeon. Anyway, here's a little drabble featuring our favorite lovable Kel with a little side of Kenan to go along with it. Enjoy.


It was yet another Saturday down at Rigby's as Kenan Rockmore was spending his usual break time as cashier, drinking some orange soda with his best friend/blood brother, Kel Kimble, just to pass the time before his break was over.

"Mmmmm, I love me some soda." Kenan smirked with mouth-watering lips, "Can't believe Chris lets us have these for free."

"Me too, Kenan." Kel nodded, "Mine tastes a little oily and strange, though."

Once Kenan looked at the 'soda' Kel was drinking, he felt like he needed to alert him about something.

Which he did anyway.

"Man, you ain't drinkin' no orange soda!" Kenan cried out.

"Whatcha mean?" Kel asked him.

"That's dishwashing liquid you drinkin' out of!" Kenan replied, forcing Kel to look down at the bottle.

Much to Kel's sudden surprise, the 'soda bottle' that he was drinking out of turned out to be nothing more than a bottle full of dish soap. So, that's why Kel had an oily feeling when he drank it. He needed to know this from Kenan just to be on the safe side though.

"You mean, this ain't orange soda I've been drinkin'?" gulped Kel.

"Of course not, dummy!" Kenan replied, right before Kel fell into a deep state of silence.

After only about a minute of silence left, Kel weakly uttered these words to Kenan, "K...K...Kenan?"

"What, Kel?" Kenan said to his dimwitted friend.

"If I'm drinking dishwashing liquid, then who's got my Orange Soda?" Kel horribly asked.

Just then, a man dressed in a red and black bodysuit complete with a red and black mask and gun hoisters, started kicking back at his apartment with a bottle of orange soda in hand. He popped the top open and took in one big swig throughout his mouth before throwing the used orange soda bottle right through the wall.

The person who drank away at Kel's misplaced soda bottle was none other than Deadpool, who smirked at the reader saying, "What are you looking at? Those 90's dimwits will take anything as orange soda these days. What a doofus, huh?"

With that said, the reader nodded as he walked away, leaving Deadpool to kick back and nap for the fun of it.


Yeah, I just had to add Deadpool just for kicks and just because I thought it would be extra funny to see him break the fourth wall as a total cameo. I hope you all enjoy what I gave to you both Marvel and Nickelodeon fans.

Anyway, now that I'm done, what do the rest of you think? Feel free to leave a little feedie if you want. Until then, Warrior over and out, gangstas!