Pairing: Sebastian/Kurt with implied Puck/Blaine

Disclaimer: I don't own and will never own the characters depicted within.

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Kurt smiled when he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. He loved being a styling assistant and hoped to one day strike out on his own but sometimes the travel got to him. He was missing his family something fierce and it was finally late enough in L.A. for them to be up and texting him "good morning."

Kurt's smile faltered when he saw the picture attached to the good morning text message and he quickly dialed home.

"Sebastian Smythe, what is my baby wearing?"

"Good morning to you too, love."

"Sebastian, I'm not even kidding right now! I left you a week of carefully crafted ensembles with his schedule in mind. It's Wednesday, why is he not in his Petit Bateau Marinere sweater and his blue shorts? Blaine is supposed to take him and Lila to the beach today and he needs to be ready!"

Kurt could tell that Sebastian was attempting to stifle a laugh as he always did when Kurt got himself worked up over sartorial choices, especially those involving their two-year-old son.

"Have you even brushed his hair since I've been gone? I can't even leave you with him for a week. You probably have only been feeding him cookies and when I get home he's going to have juvenile diabetes. Well I have news for you; if he does, then you have to learn to give him insulin shots because I can't make my baby cry. Sebastian, are you even listening to me?"

"Of course I am, love. You miss us very much and you love the new shirts Puck and I bought Gunnar and Lila yesterday when we took the kids out to ice cream for dinner when Blaine was working late."

"You are impossible! And yes I miss you. But mostly I'm worried that you're turning our son into a hooligan and we will be back at square one and he will start screaming 'fuck' in the middle of the grocery store and glaring at people again…"

"Kurt, you're rambling. And I like it when he's inappropriate in public."

"You would. God Sebastian, I have to go or I will be late. Kiss my baby for me and try not to damage him further before I get home on Saturday. I will call you tonight for bedtime."

"All right, we love you. Knock 'em dead."

Kurt hung up the phone and sighed. His poor baby. Kurt grabbed his bag and headed out to meet Brad for their first appointment of the day. As he climbed into the SUV the car service sent, he pulled out his phone and handed it to Brad.

"Look at the shirt Sebastian bought Gunnar. Isn't it the cutest thing you have ever seen?"