FAST FORWARD
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. They belong to 8 Simple Rules. This is just fanfiction, made for fun so enjoy and happy reading :)
Scene: The Living Room. Cate, Kerry and Bridget are there.
Rory: (enters) Hey, mom.
Bridget: Hey, butthead.
Rory: At what point did you NOT hear the word MOM in my greetings?
Bridget: Psst, Harry Potter does not speak!
Cate: Hey, Rory. How was school? Good? Food's in the kitchen. Good luck with that.
Rory: School was good. Thanks, mom. You know, day after day, I\'m starting to enjoy the extra time at school.
Kerry: Oooh, is it because the teacher is a foxy lady? (Bridget laughs)
Rory: Yes, Kerry, and her name is Mr. Stevens.
Bridget: Do you ever wonder how life's gonna be in ten years from now?
Kerry: Oh, I do! I\'d be living in a tent in a jungle.
FLASHBACK to ten years from now...
Scene: The Living Room that looks kinda different. A thirty-year old Bridget, a twenty fice year old Rory enter with a guy.
Bridget: Oh, god! Gary, you are so funny.
Gary: Yeah, well, they rent me as a comedian.
(Bridget laughs.)
Bridget: So, you wanna hear about my date last night?
Rory: Does it end in the bathroom?
Bridget: No...
Rory: Then let's hear it.
Bridget: This guy is named Raoul, he's obviously foreign...
Gary: I hate him. Why did you go out with him, Bridget?
Bridget: Because I did
Rory: What kind of foreign? Is he like Fez from That 70's Show or Mork from Ork?
Gary: What the hell kind of question is that? That's like asking if Jim Jarmusch is a fan Jerry Bruckheimer
Rory: No, my question made a lot more sense
Gary: It made 50 Cents
Rory: That's 50 Cent
Gary: It's actually Fitty Cent
Bridget: Can we please get back to my date with Raoul?
Gary: Ah yes, Raoul
Rory: I'm not a fan. I barely even know the guy
Gary: I thought you said you hated him
Rory: Well, I do but I barely even know him
Bridget: Can I continue?
Gary: Do you have to?
Bridget: Get a job, Gary
Gary: Well, I can but I don't really want to all that much
Bridget: I don't want to have my period every month but I dont really have a choice about that!
(A twetny seven year old Kerry enters.)
Kerry: Hey, I met someone.
Bridget: Uh-huh, a bear?
Kerry: No, a guy. His name is CJ!
(CJ enters, he's old.)
CJ: Bridget! Hi! Rory! (looks at Gary) Do I have four cousins?
(An old Cate enters.)
Cate: Hi!
Back to the present.
Bridget: Man, went a little overboard, huh?
Kerry: A little? I would NEVER go out with CJ!
This was just a one-chapter silly thing so forgive me if you don't like it. LOL Review it, plzz!
