Hogwarts Love Games
Bubblez: Welcome to the Hogwarts Love Games Season premiere!
Princess:We're your host's Princess and Bubblez!
Bubblez: Now to kick off the season we kidnapped- I mean invited a special person. Don't reveal any names!
Big huge body guards bring out Harry and tie him to a pole. We're on a budget and there are more important things then the comfort of our victims.
Harry: I will sue!
Bubblez: Shut up.
Princess: Let's meet the girl behind door number 1!
Girl behind door number 1: Where am I? Last thing I remember is someone coming into my dorm and knocking me out.
Harry: Ginny?
Girl 1(well we know it's Ginny): Harry?
Bubblez: (pulls out a paddle) Don't revile any names!
Harry and Ginny: Okay!
Princess: Girl behind door number 2!
Girl behind door number 2:I want Won-Won! Not this noob!
Bubblez: Gee, I wonder who that is. Girl behind door number 3!
Girl behind door number 3:I do not zlike 'Arry! Let me go!
Harry: God. Why did you bring her?
Princess: Hermione was busy.
Bubblez: Anyway! Harry ask your first question!
Harry: Why should I?
Princess: We'll give you a really big cookie!
Harry: (eyes light up) Okay! What is your favorite colour?
Girl #1: Blue
Harry: Really? Me too!
Girl #1: (holding Harry's diary) Sweet!
Harry: Girl #2 same question.
Girl #2:Red. The colour of Won-Won's hair.
Harry: That's not creepy at all. Girl #3
Girl #3: Gold.
Harry: That's a surprise.
Princess: Next question!
Harry: Okay don't rush me. What is your favorite animal.
Girl #1: Um, give me a minute. (starts flipping through pages in Harry's diary) Owl.
Bubblez: Okay we are confiscating all books! (big body guard walks behind door 1 and grabs book) Now answer again!
Girl #1: Fine. A cat
Harry: Girl #2
Girl #2: Won Won favorite animal!
Princess: She's a nutty one.
Harry: Girl #3
Girl #3:A dove. The symbol of veutiy.
Harry:Symbo of what?
Girl #3:Veauty!
Harry: Uh-huh.
Bubblez: Just get to the next question!
Harry: How many questions are there?
Bubblez:As many as I want! Because I am an evil genius! Bwahaha!
Everyone: No your not!!
Bubblez: Fine. One more.
Harry: Fine. What do you look for in a guy?
Princess: Girl #1!
Girl #1: Well, he has to be charming and nice.
Bubblez: Of course. Girl #2.
Girl #2: He has to have red hair. And a frekaly face. And he has to be caring and be a good kisser.
Princess: Okay, if your talking about the person I think your talking about, you got the first two parts right but that last part? Are you stupid?
Bubblez: Girl #3!
Girl #3: He needs to care about hez looks.
Princess: These answers are getting lame! Harry choose your girl.
Harry: After a long colaboration, of 20 seconds, I have decided on Girl #1!
Bubblez: Let's revile who Girl #1 is, send them on a date, blah blah blah, you know the drill.
Audience: No we don't
Bubblez: Whatever! Come on out Girl #1.
(Ginny walks out from behind the screen and jumps into Harry's arms)
Ginny: Let's get out of here!
(Ginny and Harry run out of the studio a.k.a The Great Hall)
Princess: Another happy couple!
Bubblez: Join us next week, maybe, were we bring in the teachers!
Both: Bye!
End Credits
