Hogwarts Love Games

Bubblez: Welcome to the Hogwarts Love Games Season premiere!

Princess:We're your host's Princess and Bubblez!

Bubblez: Now to kick off the season we kidnapped- I mean invited a special person. Don't reveal any names!

Big huge body guards bring out Harry and tie him to a pole. We're on a budget and there are more important things then the comfort of our victims.

Harry: I will sue!

Bubblez: Shut up.

Princess: Let's meet the girl behind door number 1!

Girl behind door number 1: Where am I? Last thing I remember is someone coming into my dorm and knocking me out.

Harry: Ginny?

Girl 1(well we know it's Ginny): Harry?

Bubblez: (pulls out a paddle) Don't revile any names!

Harry and Ginny: Okay!

Princess: Girl behind door number 2!

Girl behind door number 2:I want Won-Won! Not this noob!

Bubblez: Gee, I wonder who that is. Girl behind door number 3!

Girl behind door number 3:I do not zlike 'Arry! Let me go!

Harry: God. Why did you bring her?

Princess: Hermione was busy.

Bubblez: Anyway! Harry ask your first question!

Harry: Why should I?

Princess: We'll give you a really big cookie!

Harry: (eyes light up) Okay! What is your favorite colour?

Girl #1: Blue

Harry: Really? Me too!

Girl #1: (holding Harry's diary) Sweet!

Harry: Girl #2 same question.

Girl #2:Red. The colour of Won-Won's hair.

Harry: That's not creepy at all. Girl #3

Girl #3: Gold.

Harry: That's a surprise.

Princess: Next question!

Harry: Okay don't rush me. What is your favorite animal.

Girl #1: Um, give me a minute. (starts flipping through pages in Harry's diary) Owl.

Bubblez: Okay we are confiscating all books! (big body guard walks behind door 1 and grabs book) Now answer again!

Girl #1: Fine. A cat

Harry: Girl #2

Girl #2: Won Won favorite animal!

Princess: She's a nutty one.

Harry: Girl #3

Girl #3:A dove. The symbol of veutiy.

Harry:Symbo of what?

Girl #3:Veauty!

Harry: Uh-huh.

Bubblez: Just get to the next question!

Harry: How many questions are there?

Bubblez:As many as I want! Because I am an evil genius! Bwahaha!

Everyone: No your not!!

Bubblez: Fine. One more.

Harry: Fine. What do you look for in a guy?

Princess: Girl #1!

Girl #1: Well, he has to be charming and nice.

Bubblez: Of course. Girl #2.

Girl #2: He has to have red hair. And a frekaly face. And he has to be caring and be a good kisser.

Princess: Okay, if your talking about the person I think your talking about, you got the first two parts right but that last part? Are you stupid?

Bubblez: Girl #3!

Girl #3: He needs to care about hez looks.

Princess: These answers are getting lame! Harry choose your girl.

Harry: After a long colaboration, of 20 seconds, I have decided on Girl #1!

Bubblez: Let's revile who Girl #1 is, send them on a date, blah blah blah, you know the drill.

Audience: No we don't

Bubblez: Whatever! Come on out Girl #1.

(Ginny walks out from behind the screen and jumps into Harry's arms)

Ginny: Let's get out of here!

(Ginny and Harry run out of the studio a.k.a The Great Hall)

Princess: Another happy couple!

Bubblez: Join us next week, maybe, were we bring in the teachers!

Both: Bye!

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