"A family what?!" yelled Ichigo Kurosaki over breakfast one summer Saturday.

It was morning and five Kurosakis were seated around the breakfast table. The father, Isshin, had barely announced his wonderful news when all of his family blurted out their opinions.

"That's wonderful, honey!" exclaimed Masaki.

"Are they going to come here?" asked Yuzu, nervously.

"As long as this doesn't interfere with my soccer game," muttered Karin.

"Why a family reunion?" demanded Ichigo.

"Now, now," said Masaki, "This is going to be fun, Ichigo. Aren't you excited?"

"Not one bit," snapped Ichigo, angrily.

"But Nii-san," said Yuzu, "Isn't it fun to meet new people?"

"Actually," said Karin, "It's kind of creepy."

As the four of them continued with their chaotic argument, Isshin grew more and more impatient.

"QUIET!!!!!!" he roared as he threw a book at Ichigo.

They all got quiet, except for Ichigo, who was muttering rated R threats under his breath and rubbing his swollen head.

"Now," said Isshin, "Let's handle this like the civilized people we are."

"Okay, Dad!" cried Yuzu.

Ichigo and Karin exchanged a look at the word civilized.

"There will be lots of people coming," said Isshin.

"When?" asked Masaki, curiously.

"Starting today," answered Isshin.

"T-TODAY?" yelled Ichigo and Karin in unison, "Can't you have warned us a little before?"

"I have soccer practice from morning till 5!" yelled Karin.

"I need to clean my room," yelled Ichigo, "And get rid of certain things!"

"Silence!" yelled Isshin.

"Who's coming today?" asked Masaki.

"My older brother and his family," said Isshin.

Then, upon seeing his dismayed son and daughter, he added, "But they're the only ones staying with us. The rest are going to check into the hotel or they have rented a room."

"Well," said Ichigo, "If it's only one family, I guess it's okay."

"You think so?" laughed Isshin, "Then I guess you've never met your Uncle Kisuke."

"Kisuke?" asked Ichigo, "Never heard of him."

"He is the most insane person you will ever meet," assured Isshin, "And his family is even more insane."

"I thought you were the most insane person I'll ever meet and our family was the most dysfunctional and insane family," muttered Karin.

"Don't say that, kids," scolded Masaki.

She was about say something else, when the doorbell rang.

"They're here!" cried Isshin.