Alright! As I promsed myself, I was able to get this up ASAIHTI (As Soon As I Had The Inspiration). So here ya go!

Enjoy!


(One man, known as Chorus, stands onstage alone, and begins)

Chorus: Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage
(loud sounds of highway traffic could be heard in the background)

Sound Guy: Sorry!

Chorus: (gives him an evil glare and continues)
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

(a Random Guy onstage happens to pass by and hear all of the prologue)

Random Guy: Uh… dude. You just spoiled the whole plot.

Chorus: (covering his mouth in shock) Oops….


Just so you all are aware, I've decided to take this scene by scene (since alot of comedy can be put into one scene). I'm welcome to any suggestions that you may have (but please be clean. There's enough double entendre in here already!)

Can't wait to hear some suggestions (even if they're comments about how stupid something is, those are always fun! :) )

-CG :)