Jhaxe: Wow I really suck at writing multi-chapter fics, huh? -sigh- Oh well, that's why I'm trying this out for a change. This is going to be a series of drabbles about everyday life around Las Noches. It'll be a combination of general genres, including Comedy, Drama, and Light Romance. (In other words, this is me trying to see whether or not writing unrelated drabbles works better for me than attempting multi-chapter fics, which I have issues committing to.)

Iyx: You know, this idea isn't half bad...

Summary: Las Noches is a busy place. Everday life in the palace is full of terrifying experiences, hilarious encounters, and side-tracked romances. What's this? Ichigo in Las Noches?! On the arrancar side? How did that happen? And What's up with Gin and his mischievous plots? Is Aizen really as composed as he pretends to be? Stark and Chinese proverbs?! What the heck is up with that?

Warnings: Sexual Innuendo, Language, Light Shonen-ai (possibly Light Yaoi), Violence, Alcohol


:-: Chapter 1 - The Grin :-:

Closing his door as quietly as possibly, Ichigo turned on his heels and made his way down the long corridor. When going to breakfast at Las Noches, he would rather not draw any attention to himself.

Ever since he had arrived, all the arrancar would stare at him relentlessly. It annoyed him to no end. Apparently, they seemed to think that he was interesting, since they'd been told he was a Shinigami with hollow powers. A few of them even seemed more afraid than curious.

Sighing, Ichigo walked the familiar path, his boots pattering softly on the hard stone floor. It wasn't but a few moments later when he noted that his steps were being echoed by another. Stopping, he craned his neck back to see who was following.

Oh no…

Walking towards him casually, his usual freaky grin plastered upon his lips, was Ichimaru Gin. "Good mornin', Ichigo." He spoke silkily.

Annoyed, Ichigo simply turned back around and continued towards the dining room. A few moments later Gin had caught up to him, as they were now walking side by side.

Unable to resist, Ichigo cast a glance at Gin. Grin.

Does he always smile? Ichigo thought to himself. He decided to stare at Gin's face to see if it faltered.

Grin.

O…kay…then…

Grin.

Uh…this is kinda creepy…

Grin.

Dear lord…does he have...some kind of disease?

Grin.

Oh my god…is it contagious?!

Grin.

Aaaahhhhhh! Ichigo took off in a brisk shunpo down the hallway.

Gin stood there idly for a few moments, as last trace of Ichigo faded from the hallway. He then proceeded to bust out laughing.

As he began to regain his composure, Gin continued towards the dining room.

"Heh heh…That never gets old…" Grin.


Jhaxe: Well, that was my first attempt a drabble. Don't worry, I'll explain why Ichigo is there in some later drabble, if I get enough feedback to deem it worthy of my time and yours, that is.R&R Please! I really want feedback on this!

Iyx: I thought it was pretty funny...-glances at ideas for next chapter- Um...wow that sounds perverted...

Jhaxe: That's the idea! -grins- Anyway, see ya next time! And oh...next chapter title!

Chapter 2 - Szayel's Hole

(I swear that's not as perverted as it sounds XD)