04/06/10
Dear Journal,
Emmett Cullen here. Carlisle and Esme gave me this book yesterday because they told me I have a lot of frustrations and I need to take them all out. Yeah right. I think that this is just my punishment for breaking Esme's coffee table for the fifth time this week.
I have to go to the home depot now because Esme's making me buy another coffee table. She made Edward, Jasper, Alice, Bella, Nessie and Rosalie come with me so that they can check what I'm buying because last time I bought a crystal coffee table then I broke it 2 hours later. They're making me buy something sturdy. I told Edward that we should go to the vampire home depot so that we could by something like that. He told me that he was not in a good mood and to shut up.
He's just cranky because I'm more stronger than him.
Yours,
Emmett
