Author note: I didn't own Oregairu.
I still not ditching my other story. This story is for celebrate Totsuka Saika's birthday.
I know it is too late. I have problems with uploading lately.
Today was May 9th, a normal day for some, but for me it was the birthday of my lovely daughter.
I quickly headed toward the local mall to pick up presents as soon as the lunch break start. Although picking up the present wasn't a huge problem as it took mere minutes. The biggest problem was that today was also my brother-in-law's birthday as well. His wife as known as Komachi said that we should arrange his birthday party at my house together with my daughter's since the number of guests she invited is too much for her house (her husband's house) which I wouldn't mind.
But the problem is what kind of reasons we could use for invite my brother-in-law to my house without him aware about the party and how do I make both him and my daughter arrived at the party at the same time.
As for my daughter, she is bad at direction so she need her older brother as known as my son to escort her back to home every school days. But the problem is that she is punctual person so if there's no any special schedule like club attending she would force my son to escort her back to house earlier than usual and today she has no club attending.
The reason why carry out the party in the past years is because my brother-in-law usually escort her home instead of my son. But now my son take that role as you know.
"What will we do about our Koyuki's birthday dad?" said a boy who is behind me as if he could read my distress.
Let's me introduce you my son. Hikigaya Nobuyuki. An older brother of my daughter as known as Hikigaya Koyuki. His features are similar to that of myself in high school days except for his eyes which similar to that of Komachi.
"First we need to keep her from going home until your uncle finish his work. You know how long, I assume?"
My brother-in-law is a P.E. teacher of Sobu High which both my children attended to. Nobuyuki isn't the smartest but at least he know both when is his uncle would finish his work and how to manipulate my daughter.
To be fair, my daughter isn't hard to manipulate since she couldn't resist getting challenged especially if that person is her older brother.
I'm seriously worried about her well-being as long as she inherited that from my wife.
"Well, There's exist an online game which Koyuki didn't mind to play so I will challenge her to it. That would buy some times."
See what I meant? If the one who manipulate her wasn't her brother then she would be in major trouble in the future.
"Make sure you hold back properly, otherwise she would obsessed with that game and both of us will be killed if your mother and grandparents find out. Got it?"
After I said it. Both of us sweat like there are no tomorrow due to us knowing what will happen if we fail.
"R-Roger." said Nobuyuki as he walked out of my office room.
I might as well go. Go to the rest room right now if I don't want to be labeled as 'A literature teacher of Sobu High who shat his pant in his office on his daughter and brother-in-law's birthday.'
After I came out of the rest room I met him. My brother-in-law. Looking so tire, might because he is exhausted from P.E. class.
"Yo."
"Hi. Hachiman."
"You look so tire. What's wrong?"
"Today during my class. One of my students, Kawasaki Sakura-san, get injured from tennis practicing so I need to take her to the firmary myself."
"Oh!"
Kawasaki Sakura. The daughter of Kawasaki Taishi and Kawasaki Iroha.
Speaking of these two, after both Taishi and Komachi managed to enter Sobu High the first upperclassman they met was none other than Isshiki Iroha. After that meeting ended he accidentally spilled out 'Love at first sight'.
After I rejected Iroha's love confession, Taishi was the one who keep on comforting her and gave her a hand since she avoided me after getting rejected.
Since Taishi's support for her is much like mine so she accepted his confession after getting rejected by her 3 times before.
"The nurse said that her leg muscles are too exhausted from martial art training before she broke them. Better transfered her to the hospital."
Martial art training? Is she planning to become her aunt's successor or something?
"I took the taxi to transfer her to the nearest hospital and contact her guardians. What happened afterward is that because of the taxi fare Both Rino and I don't have enough money for the fare for two people."
So that's how is it.
He said that the fare isn't enough for two people which mean one of them have to stay. But Rino is not just a little girl, she is his daughter and my niece. She can neither stay here nor go home alone.
Wait. This is the chance.
"Then would you go home with me?"
"Eh? Is that okay? But you don't have any car with you Hachiman."
"I don't. But my wife do."
"Oh yeah. I forgot about her."
"I'll meet you and Rino at the school gate after contact my wife so go and tell her about it."
"Right."
"Ara, who is this?"
"Yukino. It's me Hachiman. Doesn't it obvious?"
"Just because you used his phone doesn't mean you are him."
"That's high in Yukino's joke points."
The woman that always want her husband to prove his identity through phone when get called by. I introduced to you. Hikigaya Yukino.
"It's true that point system is unique in Hikigaya clan but still not enough proofs."
"Then what kind of proof do you prefer?"
"How about guessing the size of my bosom?"
"Hey! Don't say something like that all of sudden. The rate of you being sexual harassed will become higher y'know?"
"Huhu. As protective as always Ha-chi-man."
"That was unexpected test y'know?"
"So, before speak out your business. How about answer my question? It's not like the answer would embarrassed you."
It can't be helped. I answered her with the answer which my high school self wouldn't think of.
"Cup E"
Is this a joke?
Let's say it already happen.
"Almost correct but fine. Let's hear your business darling."
Is Hiratsuka-sensei's desperation has rubbed off on her?
Speaking about Hiratsuka-sensei. Someone did take her. Now she is Chūma Shizuka and she always make me refer her as either Shizuka nor Chūma to prove her status.
As for Yukino, she would only say the same thing when her field of Kanto being pointed out during trip at Chiba village, only different is I know that she hide her satisfying. The recent banter is the undeniable evidence.
"Since today Totsuka didn't have enough money to get himself and his daughter to home so I want you to drive three of us home. Plus, today is May 9th. You know what to do right?"
"Of course I do. It is a job for an elegant lady like me to help who have their problems unfixed."
"Yes. Yes. Elegant lady. I'm counting on you."
"By the way. You two didn't do anything weird right?"
Oh shit. Ice queen is awaken.
"No, I didn't."
"Suspicious. I'll go check you two myself. Don't try to run away from me. Hikigaya Hachiman-kun."
Scary woman. Scary.
Should I be grateful to be able to meet both euphoria yukinon and yandere yukinon in a single day?
It's time for celebrate Koyuki's birthday.
"Happy Birthday Koyuki-chan."
Follow by Saika's.
"Happy birthday Saika."
"Happy birthday Anata."
"Happy Birthday Father."
"Happy Birthday Saika-kun."
"Happy Birthday Totsuka-san."
"Happy Birthday Uncle Saika."
"Happy Birthday Sai-chan."
Even though we have held this kind double birthday party many years before but I still didn't get used to it yet, especially the number of guesses we invited this year is more than the past years.
Just how many of guesses Komachi invited?
Beside Komachi, Saika, my children, my parents, my in-laws, my wife and her sister. They are
1) Kuga Yui (Formerly Yuigahama Yui. It is no surprise that she get invited.)
2) Tobe Kakeru (Who the heck that invite this loudmouth DJ to the party? Might be Yui.)
3) Tobe Hina (Why the hell is this BL movies directress get invited?)
4) Zaimokuza Yoshiteru (Since Nobuyuki favored his novels very much and want to see him for once so I invited him as Yukino request for her son's sake even though she doesn't want to.)
5) Zaimokuza Kaori (Not only she was Zaimokuza's wife but also his best animation's voice actress. Seriously, what kind of trick did he use to get her? Whatever it is it has to be his greatest succession in his life.)
6) Kanzaki Yumiko (Yui. Is it wise to invite the wife of yakuza here?)
7) Kanzaki Futaba (Great. The daughter of the yakuza is here.)
8) Chūma Shizuka
9) Chūma Suzu (Um, she's still a baby y'know? Shouldn't you leave her at home with your husband? Oh right. I forgot that her husband is always busy.)
10) Handa Meguri (Even madam of Handa household is here.)
11) Himekawa Saki (Even the madam of Himekawa group is also here. Is this still a birthday party?)
12) Kawasaki Taishi
13) Kawasaki Iroha
14) Kawasaki Sakura
"Now time for giving the birthday gifts."
As a birthday, Koyuki gets a scrunchie from me, Yukino and Nobuyuki, money from her grandparents, necklace from both Kanzaki and Himekawa, many kind of books from the rest.
Saika also gets a pair of sport shoes from me, Tea set from Yukino, scarf from Nobuyuki, watches from both Kanzaki and Himekawa, many kind of coffee from the rest.
"I wonder if we should invite Hayato-kun next time?" said Tobe.
Silence...
"If he is not busy he might accept the invitation."
Even if he's not he still wouldn't accept the invitation.
Back to high school. The Yukinoshitas is get accused by their rival during the election.
Unfortunately most of people are convinced to that fraud.
Hayamas, instead of helping Yukinoshita, they asked the Yukinoshita to confess things they didn't do in order to kept their records clean. Just like how Hayama Hayato betray Yukinoshita Yukino in the past.
Then my father pop out of nowhere and proved the Yukinoshita innocent by show the records of the scheme which explain the rival's evil plan in and out together with evidences cause the flow of convincing diverged. Then he is quietly disappear.
That is the Stealth Hikki skill at its best.
The rival is then get arrested. The head if Yukinoshita then cut all ties with Hayamas and resigned from election from now on due to disappointment toward Hayamas that betrayed him and himself for trusting them all along.
As for Hayamas, after leaving the Yukinoshita they become Suzutsuki household's legal advisers. And then Hayama Hayato marry Suzutsuki Kanade and become Suzutsuki Hayato.
That's the last thing I could recall about him.
"Now, time for extra gifts from me and my husband Terunori, Please enjoy 'Mouth Watering Chicken'." said Yui cheerfully.
As long as you're not the one who cooked them everyone would enjoy.
Party is finally ended.
Totsuka family are escorted to their respective home by Kawasaki family as thanks for their daughter.
My kids already proceeds to their respective rooms.
After the cleaning the mess successfully I proceed to take a shower and proceed to the bedroom just to find my wife in night gown waiting for me on the bed.
"I'm jealous of you." said Yukino.
"On Saika?"
"On our children."
"Why?"
"Did you notice that they're close with them more than I do now."
Ah. That's right. We both used to work so our distant between our children are on par with each other so I take my parents to our home for their sake. But now they are high school students and I am the high school teacher so it becomes like what she said
Yukino, on the other hand, work as a news reporter so she couldn't get any closer to them.
Then what about my in-laws?
They are in the same shoes as my parents as they taking care of Haruno's children together with her since her husband, Yukinoshita Lapis, work far away from home as a park ranger all by himself.
"Don't worry. At least you didn't repeat the same mistakes as your parents."
"Is that so?"
"Yeah, so let's sleep."
"No, unless you pay me the fare."
"What?"
"Fare for drive you three back to our house."
"Why only me? What about Saika and his daughter?"
"You shall pay on their behalf."
After she said that, her night gown start loosing and her um... curvy soft buns which Haruno state that they grew along with Yukino's requited love.
So she was referring to 'that' this way huh?
"Are you sure you didn't want to?" she said seductively.
"Of course I want. But where should I start to pay?"
"How about correct your answer about my question during your latest call to me?"
Right after she said that, her Busty yukinon side is being revealed to its fullest.
Hold on my nose. Don't bleed yet.
Her buns are exceeded that of Haruno.
The correct answer : F.
