Crazy Just Got Sexy

Seventeen year old Nikki walked through Ouran High School with one thought in mind, don't fuck it up. She brushed nervously at her shoulder length black hair as she looked up to the room numbers.

"A music room? Way back here? Hmm…I hear sounds. Could prove interesting" she whispered to herself as she neared the door. She opened it to find a room filled with other Ouran girls, and a small group of boys who seemed to be entertaining the girls. How odd…

"Hello, beautiful. I haven't seen you around the school before…are you new?" a tall and thin boy with shaggy blonde hair and blue eyes smiled, holding a rose to her. Nikki eyed him for a moment and nodded.

"I am…and I seemed to have come across the wrong room. What is this?" she looked around and her eyes fell onto two boys, identical twins with orange hair and piercing green eyes. They held onto each other with intimacy that almost made Nikki smile.

"This, my lady, is Ouran Academy's finest group of talented and handsome boys with too much time on their hands. We are here to entertain the Ouran ladies who, also, have too much time on their hands. We are the Ouran High School Host Club. How may we be of assistance to you?" the boy smiled brightly and motioned to the other boys in the room.

"That's all and well, but who are they?" Nikki pointed to the twins who were each making a group of three girls melt.

"The Twins, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. I'd tell you which is which, but it's likely you'll never find out. They…well…you'll find out if you hang around here enough. I'm Tamaki, by the way, Tamaki Suoh."

"How may I speak with the Twins?" Nikki looked around to the other boys: a little blonde who was with a tall silent black-haired one, and another with black hair who had glasses and was writing in a notebook. Strange club…

"If you'll give me a moment I can speak with Kyoya and see if they have a cancelation." The blonde ran off to the boy with the glasses. Nikki watched the little blonde boy eat loads of sweets and heard affectionate "Oh Hunny if you eat that you might get too sweet for us to handle." From the girls around him. Very strange club… she decided.

"You're in luck! The Twins have an opening in 10 minutes. Would you care to wait until then?" Tamaki motioned to a large couch and Nikki took a seat. "If you need anything just call and someone will be at your side." He gave another smile before running off to his group of girls.

"Tamaki senpai can be a little abrupt, but he means well." A voice came from behind Nikki. She turned to see a person with brown hair and eyes offering a cup of tea. Nikki took it and nodded.

"So I've noticed. Tell me…why are you in a boy's uniform? You are a girl, right?"

"Huh? Oh…well…yes, but the girls here don't know that. But that's a long story, I'm Haruhi Fujioka." She extended her hand and Nikki shook it before taking a sip of her drink. "If you're to be with the Twins, don't try to tell them apart. It's hard and even Senpai can't do it. I can, but that's because I really pay attention. Their actions are very different." Haruhi watched the boys with Nikki.

"Tell me which is which. I want to know."

"The one on the left is Hikaru, right Kaoru. Don't be surprised if they tell you different, though." Haruhi didn't elaborate and Nikki didn't ask. They just sat together and watched the hosts entertain for the rest of Nikki's wait time.