I do not expect you to believe what I am about to relate. Any sane mind must reject such a fantastic tale. And yet I do not know which would be worse:
For my story to be the truth, or for my mind to be capable of imagining such
things.
Anyway, please read the following story that happened to me :
I was watching Dragon Ball in a yaoi porn page (which I will mention later to your delight ) called Dragon balls. c om . m x . a r .zzzz . It was the third time i masturbated when they stopped having sex. I was mad because it was a page of excellent gay content, but I inserted my finger into my anus to satisfy me because the video no longer worked. What happened in that episode made me came ; it had nothing to do with the last episode " THE ASSHOLE RAPIST OF GOKU ". It was incredibly hot and homosexual:
Goku was having sex with Vegeta but more violent , bloody, and not the Goku´s Way . Goku didn´t stop raping Vegeta for a moment and i could see cum flying in the air. After that, Goku put a pipe in Vegeta´s anus. Vegeta had a look of fear as if he was saying " please stop raping me " but Goku looked angry ( diabolically ) , he goes to rape him, and Vegeta doesnt avoid it, he was being brutally raped. Goku takes Vegeta by the ass (which was somewhat common to throw them the air ) but what happened next was shocking : Goku manages to rip his dick way too realistic as was the usual way . Vegeta was left bleeding on the ground of the planet Bikini Bottom (where he was fighting with Squidward ) and a terrified Vegeta begs to Goku to stop raping him, but it was useless ; Goku looked brainwashed for listening shitty dubstep and then he throws down the dick of Vegeta , and starts screaming like a pig.
His hair turns into a sperm-like color, just like his eyes. He screamed louder and louder , so much that I shit in my pants. Vegeta was surprised and horny, and I thought he was because Goku used to behave that way . Indeed , Goku start transforming but not into a Super Fag , but into another more shocking thing: Goku begins to rip off his cock . After he finished poking and scratching his balls he slipped on a banana peel that was there and falls into a tailspin towards Vegeta , who tries to escape but fails and Goku breaks his penis . His testicles came out of his body and then Goku rips a piece of crap out of his neck, after that, he elevates him ; a light of the sea opens and BlaCkthulhu appears . Goku takes him and the episode ends . After that, the credits began, but the credits were not the ones i used to see , this time i only saw Vegeta face all stained with cum, injured in the ass, and really big poop images appeared to be the same credits with porn music of the 80s, but ...
Akira Toriyama appeared on all of them , and, apparently , he had made that episode.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE ?
