A/N This is a fluffy Bellatrix/Voldemort fanfic. My friend ThatCrazyGirl15 writes stories similar to this and she gave me the inspiration to do one like it. If you like this one read her fanfictions too! Thanks guys!

The Dark Lord's birthday was tomorrow and Bellatrix Lestrange was pondering on a gift to give him He hadn't dropped hints about what he wanted. She had to get him something if she wanted to be Death Eater of the month. She decided to ask her sister what Lucius was getting him. She went to the Malfoy house right that minute.

"Cissy! CISSY!" Bella yelled through the door.

"Bella, if you don't hush up you'll wake baby Draco!" Narcissa whispered harshly.

"Alright, Cissy, I just wanted to ask what Lucius as getting the Dark Lord for his birthday tomorrow," she said lowering the volume of her voice.

"LuLu is taking the Dark Lord to get his head waxed LuLu is getting his hair trimmed at the same time. He called it a master-servant haircut," Narcissa said in a whisper as she rocked the sleeping Draco in her arms.

"That's brilliant! Thanks Cissy!" Bellatrix exclaimed loudly, waking Draco and making him cry. As Bellatrix apparated back to Death Eater Head Quarters she could hear Narcissa yelling in the distance, "BEEEEEEEEEELLAAAAAAA!"

When Bellatrix returned to HQ she went to Lucius's Lounge where she went through his desk. She searched for the salon they would be at and at what time. Finally, she found the receipt of the appointment time and place. She saw that they were at the Evil Wizards' Salon right now. She made a quick decision to crash their master-servant haircut and see if the stylists could brush out the animal stuck in her hair. She showed up just to find that they had already left. She sat down and pouted. A woman with drawn-on eyebrows, blue eyeliner, black eye-shadow atop purple eyes, neon yellow lip gloss and tinted green skin walked up behind her.

"Hey doll, need a trim?" the woman drawled out dully.

"Yeah, whatever," Bellatrix replied slumping in the chair. For the next four hours the eccentric woman tugged and snipped and pulled all sorts of strange things out of Bella's hair. When she was finally done, she woke Bellatrix up from her nap and she almost fainted. Her curls were tamed, her hair seems half as big, and it was layered and set stylishly. She looked so much more beautiful. The last time her hair looked like this she was twelve and threw her hair brush away. She was so amazed she was near tears.

"Thank you!" Bellatrix yelled and actually hugged the lady.

"Here, doll. You need it more than I do," the woman handed Bella her hairbrush and sent her away. Bella apparated back to HQ just in time for the Dark Lord's birthday dinner. She waltzed in the door and everybody stopped and stared.

"Who's the hottie?" Yaxley asked, not recognizing Bellatrix.

"Shut the hell up, Yaxley," Bellatrix snapped. Yaxley blushed, realizing it was her, and went back to his appetizer. The Dark Lord walked in with his sweet tea a few seconds later and dropped it.

"Well, well, well, Bellatrix, you are looking mighty sexy today," the Dark Lord said. He pulled her in, grabbed her ass and started necking her in front of everybody. Bellatrix lovingly ran her hand along his head and down his neck. She pushed him away and led him off to the bedroom.