Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana, and I most likely never will, so deal with the fact that I have to write stories. :)

A/N: Done as challenge at the moliverfans boards. :) Enjoy, please.


To-Do List

Author: snickers3339

Rating: K+


SUMMARY: In light of Oliver and Lilly's newfound 'relationship', Miley makes a list, of things she has to do.


Miley's To-Do List

1. Find out where I went wrong with Oliver.

2. Find out whether Oliver and Lilly are secretly brother and sister, and whether it's illegal for them to date.

3. Create a time-machine.

4. Learn how to skateboard.

5. Stop being jealous of Lilly.

6. Stop thinking about dating Jake to make him (Oliver) jealous.

7. Stop thinking about dating Oliver.

8. Stop thinking about running away.

9. Stop thinking about how miserable I am about how Lilly got to Oliver first.

10. Stop thinking about how weird their incestuous-like relationship is.

11. Stop thinking about how good Oliver looks in a beard.

12. Stop thinking about how their clothes never really match each others, and about how I would look so coordinated with him.

13. Get my heart extracted because it pisses me off when it beats wildly out of control whenever I see him.

14. Quit obsessing over the picture of Oliver I have on my wall.

15. Destroy the picture that they forced me to take of them kissing.

16. Throw up.

17. Stop picturing Oliver and I together.

18. Become blond. (That's not too hard)

19. Go back in time to when Oliver was obsessed with Hannah Montana - Because... well .. HE LIKED ME FIRST.

20. Go burn all my crayons.

21. Destroy Amber and Ashley for suggesting that they should even be nominated for homecoming king and queen.

22. Stop watching sappy movies and eating doughnuts, while sobbing over the typical story line of best friends ending up together.

23. Get over Oliver. (and y'all know that'll never happen)

24. Once all the items on this list are completed, which they never will be ('cause I am irrevocably in love with Oliver Oken), I shall go and move to Antarctica and wallow with Jake and the penguins.

PS.

25. Kiss Oliver.


Ta-daaah! :) -trumpet- Sooo... What didja think? :)