Lifestyles of the Rich and the Stupid

An Ouran High School Host Club Fanfiction

My name is Iris Jigoshikaze and I am a normal girl who doesn't come from an even kind of wealthy family...

My story is kind of like Haruhi's; I got a fully paid scholarship to Ouran High School, I wasn't very wealthy.

sigh I like revisting when I first got to the school and what happened through the years and the months.

The second I entered the door...I was shocked!

Well...here's my diary...-Camera zooms in at her diary-...Zoom out! -Camera zooms out-

Jeez...I'll read it aloud.

ahem

Ohayo gozaimasu!

It's the first day of High School.

-Shows her running to school-

And I am really excited and kinda freaked out...

Today is gonna be the best and worst day of my life I can already tell!!

"Is this the library?"

Nekozawa looked at her confused and then laughed. "Yeah this is the library, What's your name by the way? And why aren't you in uniform?"

"Oh my god he's soooooo cute!! Well, my name is Iris Jigoshikaze, and I can't afford it.."

"How did you get here then?"

"You ask alot of questions..."

"You don't answer many..."

"giggle So...what's your name, favorite color and song or songs?"

"...Umehito Nekozawa, ...uhm...-shrugs-, ...I don't really know that one either..."

"Midnight blue, Surrender, Monsoon, The Sixth Station, Miss Murder, Helena and...30 Seconds to Mars."

"Isn't that a band?"

"YES!!"

Nekozawa ruffled up Iris's hair as he left the library laughing.

"Hey, I would like to meet with you again. Your fun to talk to...bye."

Iris waved and whispered. "Bye..." Iris span around and sighed as soon as he left the room. "He was the cutest!!"

"Ahem! Who was the cutest?"

"GAH!! ...Who are you?"

"I'm your biggest enemy...and your best friend."

"Why--YIE!!"

The girl grabbed Iris and yanked her into a room.

"I'M NOT INTERESTED!!"

"siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Neither am I, i'm just giving you a wig and a dress...how about midnight blue with some sparkly starry things on it? And long black hair extentions...going down to your hips?"

"OH MY GOD DEFINATELY!!"

After an hour, Iris came out of the room and ran into Nekozawa.

"Gah!! HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU FRICKIN' DIMWIT!!...guh...Nekozawa?! I'm so sorry!! I didn't know it was you!!"

"...Iris?!"

"Yeah..."

"It's ok...uhm...how did you...?--"

"It doesn't matter."

"Your going to be eaten alive by the Host Club..."

"NANI!?"

"Yeah! The Host Club is just a bunch of flirts for profit."

"That's dumb..."

"I know...You look georgous Iris!!"

Iris turned away and blushed. "You really think so...?"

"Seriously..."

"No-one's ever said that to me before..."

"Aaaaaah...A new girl!!"

Tamaki pranced out of the third music room and "Tamaki-d" it up to impress Iris.

"So...what brings you to the school, lovely?"

Iris took the rose in her hands and shoved it in Tamaki's mouth.

"...You're dumb..." Iris turned away and ran into the Hitachiin Twins.

"Hey! Looks like we got a new friend!!..."

Hikaru yanked Iris's "hair".

"Haha! Thought so! Just like Haruhi...except her hair is longer..."

Kaoru looked at Iris hard. "She's really cute!"

"LEAVE HER ALONE GUYS!! She's new here and I know her. I don't want you guys..." Haruhi looked at Tamaki with a rose in his mouth. "Why is he..."

"It doesn't matter..."

"Iris shoved it in his mouth when he was Tamaki-ing it up for her and he pulled out a rose and she looked at it...and then shoved it in his mouth and said "...You're dumb..." IT WAS CLASSIC!!" Hikaru and Kaoru laughed. "Can she be in the Host Club?"

"...Sure why not."

"Welcome to the Host Club then!" Tamaki took the rose out of his mouth and threw it somewhere and yelled his little stupid Tamaki things.

"..." Iris grabbed the vase from the corner and threw it at him but he dodged it. "Crap..." Iris grabbed her baseball and ran back from him a long way away that they could hardly see her.

"What is she gonna do...?"

"Why is she..."

"She's taking a stance!! /This is gonna be good.../"

"inhale Here we go..." Iris ran as fast as she could. "HYAAAAAAAH!!" Iris threw the ball as she took a "dead end skid stop" a way away from them.

"GAH!...owch..." Tamaki was nailed in the head with the ball and he fell backwards unconscous.

"Yes!!" Iris jumped in the air and landed victoriously.

"That was amazing!!"

Everyone looked at Tamaki.

"Is he gonna be ok?"

"Hmm...he's knocked out right now so he's just...less annoying at least." Iris pointed out as she took the dress off.

"You need a uniform don't you Iris?"

"Yeah..."

"Here...go put it on and here's some hair ties..."

"Oh, arigatou."

After a while, Iris came out of the Third music room all dressed up.

"It left a mark!!" The twins exclaimed in unison.

"What did? The ball when it hit Tamaki's stupid head?"

"No!! When you skidded to throw the ball!!"

"Nani?!"

"YEAH!!"

"I ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"

"Oi guys...I think Tamaki-senpai is waking up..." Syouya exclaimed.

"Crap..."

"What happened...?"

"I threw my baseball at your stupid head at ten miles per hour...next question..."

Everyone laughed as Tamaki's jaw dropped.

"I don't like her! WHY IS SHE WEARING A HOST CLUB UNIFORM?!

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!

The school bell rang, signaling the end of the school day.

"...YA THINK YOU COULD GET THAT STUPID THING TO RING ANY LOUDER?! MY EARDRUMS ARE STILL INTACT!!" Iris yelled at the bell.

"Bye Iris...I guess we'll all see you tomorrow."

Everyone stopped and gave Iris a hug as she left the school and ran off, smiling brighter than the sun hearing all the goodbyes coming from behind her.

"Yeah...this is gonna be the best..."

Iris sighed happily and waved back at everyone as she darted off towards her home.