Disclaimer: Fruituity and I do not own Naruto.

NoteS: This is important! Please read! This story is co-written by Fruituity and I, iiTzSami. We shall be taking turns writin the fic as in, i write one chapter, she writes the next. And you should also know that how this story is going to go is undiscussed. So the events can take a total 180 between chapters, but the story will have a basic goal and ending to it. I hope that while we have fun writing this that you will love reading it :DDD


Stepping pass the gates of Konoha's Evergreen Private Academy High School, a gentle spring breeze smelling of freshly blossomed sakuras drifted to his nose and rustled his dirty blond hair that sat unruly and messy atop of his head.

He grinned as his azure blue eyes sparkled under the sun's blessings. Swinging his bag over his shoulders and stuffing his free hand inside his opened 's pocket, he strolled into the main building.

Slipping pass the automatic glass doors impatience, he stepped in and stared at the map of the building posted on the bulletin board. Taking a quick scan of it, he ran straight up, taking the short flight of carpeted stairs two-by-two, he turned right at the second door and knocked on it.

Opening it up, he peered in.

"Excuse me, I'm the new transfer. Is this the teacher's lounge?" he asked with a grin that never flattered form his face.

Moments later, the said 5 foot 6 inches boy stood in front of another pale blond; her light brown eyes glaring into his, taunting him to say something.

After a time of silence, the lady spoke up.

"So I understand that, before you started high school, that you have been expelled from three junior high schools previously." said the lady as she read from his permanent record.

"Yep!" he said hyperactively.

'Always best to show my best regards with a capital UN!' he thought with a grin. (Sami's AN -- Pun intended)

"You were always taught to show your best regards when at a new place with new people. So no wrong there." came a deep yet laxed voice form deep within his mind.

He could only mentally straighten himself in pride at the voice.

She growled before throwing a pencil at him that he easily sidestepped.

"What did you do, expelled once every year?!" she exclaimed as he chuckled with a shrug.

She sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose, feeling a headache coming along.

"And in only one month into your freshmen year of high school, you get expelled already. Unbelievable." she groaned in frustration.

She could practically feel the brightness vibrating off of his grin.

"Well you better believe it, Baabaa, cause-" he never got to finish his sentence as the said "hag" in front of him aimed a needle at him.

He quickly sidestepped, once again, in panic as he watched the sharp needle impale itself on the wall.

"Woah! Where that come from?!" he exclaimed in surprise as he turned to look at his soon-to-be principal, only to lock eyes with dangerous eyes that you wouldn't want to cross.

He sweated as he choked out, "F-forgive me f-for-for-for m-m-my r-rudeness." he said with a bow.

She grinned, "I'm glad you understand." she said.

His eyebrow twitched at her quick 180 change in personality.

"Teyuka sa, why does she have a needle hidden beneath her sleeve?"

He mentally shrugged as he listened to the lady in front of him.

: Baabaa -- Hag : Teyuka sa, -- More like, :

"Here in Evergreen, we hold the title of producing students that end up going to university and then leading a successful life; so naturally, we hold an academic expectance of our students. So, having accepted you into our Evergreen school, we expect that you uphold that expectance and give your best in your further education in Evergreen whilst also refrain from causing any mishap." said the lady as the boy nodded.

"Now that we have that cleared up, any trouble from you or suspicion of trouble sends you immediately to the Deans' Office. Understood?" she asked with a stern glare, receiving a satisfactory nod from him.

"Here is a map of the school with your locker circled, a list of rules you have to follow, your program and a list of textbook you need to buy at the school store." said the lady, handing him some papers.

He nodded as she nodded back to him.

A moment of silence... 'Awkward...' he thought as he quickly turned on his head and headed for the door.

He reached out for the handle when he stopped, the principal watching him rose a curious eyebrow.

"Nani?" she asked with entwined fingers supporting her chin as he turned around.

"I never got your name, Sensei." he said with a sheepish smile.

"Tsunade, call me Tsunade." she said in surprise.

"Tsunade? No '-sensei' or whatever?" he asked as she shook her head.

"Jaa... See you later, Tsunade-baa-chan." he said quickly with a grin before quickly exiting out the door just as the echo of needle impaling wood rang to his ears. He chuckled before following the map to his locker.

: Nani? -- What? : Sensei -- Teacher : Jaa... -- Then... :

Getting to his locker, he finally noticed the halls were void of organisms.

Quickly taking out his master-lock and locking his locker, he stuffed everything but his map and program into his school bag and rushed to his homeroom.

Just as he got to the door, the bell rang signaling ending of homeroom.

"Yabei!" he hissed as he pulled the door open just as the homeroom teacher was reaching for the door.

"Ah." said the teacher with light brown hair and dark brown eyes, whilst the most notice-able trait was the scar along the bridge of his nose.

"Gomen." he said as he clapped his hand in front of him and bowed his head.

"I was talking with Tsunade...-sensei." he said as the teacher just sighed.

He reasoned the teacher couldn't be more than twenty years old as he was dragged to the front of the room.

: Yabei! -- Shit!/Crap! : Gomen. -- Sorry. :

"Minna, this is the new transfer student. Although late, please treat him warmly." said the teacher as the boy glanced around the room, his eyes dancing with excitement. The brightness and liveliness caused breaths to hitch.

"Yoroshiku! Uzumaki Naruto-desu!" he exclaimed with a bow and a grin as he lifted himself.

The room was silent as the class exchanged worried glances.

"Naruto-kun, you can take the free seat in the back." said the teacher as he pointed to the top right aisle seat next to a boy with black hair tied up into a spiky pineapple-like ponytail, his head resting on his arms and presumed to be sleeping.

"Hai!" said Naruto as the teacher exited towards the door.

"Matte, Sensei. Namae wa?" asked Naruto, stopping the teacher midway from the door.

"Iruka-sensei." introduced the teacher as Naruto only bowed to him before racing up the stairs to the back.

Sitting down as the door slid shut, Naruto grinned like the fool he gave the impression of, he tilted his head to get a better view of his seatmate.

Peeking open an eye, his seatmate sat up and stretched with a yawn escaping his mouth.

"Uzumaki Naruto. You?" asked Naruto, reaching out his hand.

"Nara Shikamaru." introduced his seatmate, ignoring the offered hand. Naruto nodded, his grin shrinking as he took his hand back.

'Tough crowd.'

'Get us to it kit.'

And soon, the door slid open once again, the first period teacher entering and signalling the start of class.

: Minna -- Everyone : Yoroshiku -- Pleasure to meet you : '-desu' -- a ending at a end of a sentence to show politeness : Hai! -- Yes! : Matte, Sensei. Namae wa? -- Wait, Teacher. What's your name? :

-- TBC --

And that is the finish of Chapter One! I hope very one liked it so far :DDD

It's kinda pressuring on me cause if you don't like the first chapter... you won't be able to read Fruity's chapter D:

This was Sami :DDDDD