Self-Insertion
Ranma ½, Crossover
Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this. *Sigh* I own nothing except the shirt on my back, if you think otherwise, I still got the receipt. Do not take this seriously. I am merely doing a tribute to Great Anime Series. I am poor.*Sniff* Very poor. *Sniff* So let the party begin.
Sinn
Wish upon a star, huh? Yeah. Wished upon a star and looked what happened to me. All I did was something I have doing since I was a little kid. A little habit I picked up when my mother also told me about fairy godmothers, elves, and dragons.
It really was weird on how it happened, just a usual night where I read some fanfics before I hit the sack. I just happened to look out the window in time to see a shooting star. So I laughed and made a wish then went to bed.
Really, what could happen? Nothing right? Yup. That's what I thought also. I was expecting to wake up and head to school. Life would go on just like always.
It was freaky when I awoke at night and turned over to sleep better, only to see a giant panda. I really didn't know what to do, so I just rolled back onto my back. It just had to be a dream.
* What the fuck. I did not just see that. Must be a dream, a really fucked up dream. It must be a really fucked up dream.*
It was a trip. I mean I have had messed up dreams before. Like one time when I woke up laughing. I really don't recall what it was that I dreamed about but it was funny as hell.
*heh. Yeah. Dream. Really weird dream, but a dream nonetheless. Oh, an unfamiliar ceiling. *
So I read too many fanfics and watched too much anime. Really what self respecting otaku doesn't say that when given the opportunity?
*ho hum. Now that that's done, time for some shut eye.*
Well wouldn't you do the same thing if you just wanted to sleep? I mean come on, my mind was really tired. Besides, I was hoping that when I fell asleep in this dream that it would cancel my out my sleep in real life, you know, like one minus one equals zero.
Closing my eyes I expected to awake.
SPLASH!!!
"EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! COLD!"
Talk about a wake up call.
* BRrrr! So cold.*
Suddenly my senses decided to awake and adjust it self to the surroundings.
*Wait! Splash? Screaming? That's weird. I have never awoken like that before, so what's up now?*
"BAKA! We'll be late to school if you don't hurry? Akane huffed as she finished her morning ritual.* Why do I hafta do this every morning.*
"Eh?" I replied intelligently as I turned towards the feminine voice. I mean it was some what familiar on how it was worded. I mean why I would be woken up like how ..
I had turned towards the voice. I was sure that the voice was attached to the person who splashed me with cold water was. I stopped and froze in shock when I realized who it was.
* Who dares my wrath, as to disturb my beauty sleep? Ill kill them and their whole family. Bitch feel my wrath. Mwa ha ha ha!*So I'm cranky in the morning's.
* WHAT THE FUCK?!!! AKANE TENDOU!! NO FUCKING WAY! What the hell is going on? Am I still dreaming?! Did I eat a bad mushroom or something?!*
Well before I could go any further into confusion I was rudely interrupted by a pair of feet that was connected to a UN cute tomboy. And thus I was introduced to the koi pond in the back of the tendous house. So after a short flight and rocky landing, I was submerged in the pound.
*NO WAY DID WHAT I THINK HAPPENED! This must be a dream. It must mean that I've been reading way too much fanfics. Yeah, way, way too many fanfics.*
I really did think that this was a dream. I thought that I was subconsciously playing out a fantasy in my dreams. A break from reality.
Of course that theory was shot to hell when I realized that I needed to breathe, and I couldn't do that under water. It also helped that I could feel pain from where Akane kicked me and from when I landed in the pound on a submerged rock.
*OWWWwww. I can't breath. Must Have Air. Wait a minute. Air? Ouch? Oh baby! I'm awake!!!*
When I realized this I was up in a flash. Jumping out of the pond I turned towards the Tendous house. Really seeing that I was indeed in the back yard of the Tendou's house and wide awake I came to a conclusion.
*This is for Real. I really am in Ranma ½.*
Looking down at the pond I saw my refection. It confirmed what I had suspected. Female. Red Hair. And Kawaii.
*That's why I awoke to the sight of a panda the first time, then Akane the second time. The water, screaming and flight to the koi pond. I am Ranma. Ranma Saotome, the invincible martial artist with enough fiancés to make gods jealous and females horny.*
I'm sure that if any one had seen me at that moment they would have be surprised to see Ranma with stars in her eyes and drool on her chin as she looked at her reflection. That or jumped to conclusions that she was leering at her female form. Not that any guy would object to that, Ranko really is hot you know.
*SWEET!!! Now that everything is realized. What should I do? I mean I have thought about what I could do if I was in Ranma's shoes. Should I follow out those fantasies, or find out what the hell happened and fix it.*
So deep in thought I never saw when every one had gathered at the table for breakfast.
Soun Tendou patriarch of the house was the first to descend into the dinning room, but he was too busy reading the paper to notice Ranma frozen in place looking at the koi pond. * Hm. Sailor Senshi vs. Godzilla. Juuban, what a nut house that district is. Thank god that Nerima is normal.*
The second to descend the stairs was oddly enough Genma. Usually the fat panda was there before everyone when Akane awoke Ranma in the mornings.*Damn Boy. Had to wake me when he screamed when splashed by Akane. And I was dreaming of an all you can eat buffet for free.*
Akane was next. Not in the mood for dealing with the pervert anymore this morning she ignored him.* Hentai. Baka. He should be prostrated on the floor kneeling in gratitude for me wasting my time to wake him up.*
Next was Nabiki. She never was a morning person. That's why she really was irked to awake from Ranma's actions in the morning.* Ranma's screams woke me from sweet dreams. Oddly enough when she screamed as she flew towards the koi pond, she sounded like she did in my dreams. Of course she was enjoying herself as she screamed in my dreams, maybe because she was nude, covered in whip cream, and lying spread eagled on Nabiki's bed*A blush quickly arose on Nabiki's cheeks, but disappeared as fast as it appeared.
Lastly Kasumi came in from the kitchen with her arms supporting breakfast for the family. Humming a cheerful song as she went about her work she was the only one to see Ranma as he was staring at his reflection.* Oh My. Ranma looks deep in thought. He might miss breakfast.* especially when the panda was near the food and Ranma couldn't defend hi meal.
"Ranma, Breakfast is ready." Kasumi called out to the pigtailed youth.
This of course brought the attention to Ranma. Everyone looked to where he was. It was strange that he wasn't already at the table battling the panda for supremacy of the table. Looking out towards where Ranma stood they were surprised to see her currently lost in thought looking towards the pond. When she didn't seem to realize that she was being called, Kasumi called out again. And again Ranma didn't notice.
The reactions were typical. From Anger to concern to amusement he got their attention. Maybe something was important in the koi pond.
"Baka get over here!"
"Boy hurry! I'm hungry"
"Waaahhh! My son in law is ignoring breakfast!Waaah!"
Kasumi only blinked blinked. As the rest stopped to sweat drop at that remark.
"Righttt. Saotome, hurry in. You don't want to owe me for missing breakfast now, do you?"
*Well it really is a hard decision. I could do all the stuff I wanted to do, or I could not. Hmm. To have fun or to fix this mess up. I mean I have no right to do as I please in Ranma's body. But the temptation is there...*
Suddenly I saw myself doing what Ranma should have done in his life and me doing what I want. Getting Ranma's life in order. Getting payback and revenge. Having fun exploring this world. Going buck wild.
Buck wild. Visions of Ukyou, Shampoo, Nabiki, and Hinako naked flashed into my mind. Orgies involving all the girls at once. Each girl sweating and glistening as their bodies intertwined with mine.
*.He he he he. Naked girls every where, all ready and willing. Sex, Sex, and more Sex. Heh.*
Well I'm not usually such a perv, but who could blame me. All those chicks are hot. Yeah, now what's stopping me from my diabolical plot...?
"Waaahhh! My son in law is ignoring breakfast!Waah!"
EH?! +Sweatdrop+
"Righttt. Saotome, hurry in. You don't want to owe me for missing breakfast now, do you?"
Hesitantly I turned towards them. I mean that day dream of sexual fantasies where pretty hard to ignore, but Soun crying about me not coming to breakfast was extremely dumb. What a seriously fucked up man.
*Okay. Now what. Think fast, gotta decide on whether to be good or to wreak havoc and confusion.*
When put like that, the choice was made. I'm a guy. Wreaking havoc and confusion while having a blast sounds like fun.
It's a guy thing, trust me.
Walking forward as I finished my inner turmoil, I couldn't help but to feel anticipation of what was to come. I would do as what came first to my mind. If I'm lucky, ill strike gold and have Nermia in a state of emergency before the sun sets.
"Sorry bout that"
"It's alright, Ranma. Now we can eat. "So saying so Kasumi placed the food upon the table to begin breakfast.
Usually when Ranma acted strange he was rushed on all sides by every one to know what was bothering him or to accuse him of ignoring them. But since it was morning no one could think straight. And Kasumi's food did help matters out.
Eating my food I couldn't help but to think that this was the first time that I eat a traditional Japanese breakfast. It was something I always wanted to do. I also noticed that Ranma's body ran on automatic as he eat. I didn't need to worry about my food being stolen from by a fat panda. My body reacted accordingly. My hands blurred as food disappeared in my mouth and stopped to refill my plate and to defend it against thieving pandas.
Seeing as I have time to observe the Ranma ½ characters in first person I did so. I looked at Genma, Soun, Kasumi and Akane. They really were like the series portrayed them to be.
* Well since their the same, I wonder if Nabiki is also.* looking towards her I saw she was dressed in her school uniform. I couldn't help but to note that it was tight across her chest.* Whoa. They really are bigger than Akane's and Kasumi's.*
And lady luck smiled down on me much to my delight. That or Urd was messing around with Ranma's love life again. Who else but the Kami could cause Ranma to have such a fucked up life.
"Why Ranma-kun, is there something you see that you want?"
Of course saying such a thing is sure to get the others riled up.
"Ranma you pervert stop flirting with my sister!!!"
"Waah! My little girl's fiancé is cheating on her with her own sister!!Waahh!!"
"Oh my!"
And then there was the panda who used this distraction to steal food from everyone else's plates. Well, except from Ranma since he was still protecting his food oddly enough.
Of course Nabiki was surprised to see Ranma UN in-habitably oogling her chest. Sure she knew guys thought they were nice but she didn't think Ranma ever noticed. So why now? And why in girl form?
*Hell Yeah!!! Only gay men wouldn't notice. But now that Nabiki said that, it's a perfect way to break the Ice. heh.*
Before any thing else went down Ranma decided to make the first move. "Oh I definitely would like that, but you see I don't have enough money today. I gave you all the money I had yesterday, for the *ahem* hour we shared together." *Now let the party begin. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!* "WHAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled out in surprise. Well almost everyone. Kasumi just opened her mouth wide, then quickly brought her hand up to cover her reaction. She looked extremely scandalized. What Ranma said was the last thing they ever thought he'd say. Nabiki just about fainted. Never had she been so surprised in her life. Nothing ever happened like that before when she teased any one. Akane was pissed. Crazy was not enough to describe her mind right at that instant. She only saw red, with the occasional flash of flesh together in a sexual situation with the faces of Ranma and Nabiki belonging to the bodies intertwined. Soun was stunned. So shocked was he that he forgot to cry. It was a first since his wife Kimiko passed away. Genma was also silent. Well who could blame him? He was too busy swallowing every one else's breakfast. *Too Easy!!!* Akane suddenly jumped to her feet. It was time that Ranma got what he deserved. It was her duty to show the Baka the error to his ways. Summoning her Mallet of Righteousness, she glowed red as she swung her mallet towards the Baka. A flight thru Nermia would show him. *Here it comes. A mallet strike from the jealous tomboy. To be or not to be hit. That is the question.* Usually when attacked every one tries to escape the attack. But for me there was a choice. I could stop her now and continue on with tormenting her, but if I did that then I wouldn't get to fuck with anyone else. So to get the day started right, a quick flight to school would let me be on time and give me extra time to torment Kuno-Baka. SMACK!!!! "Nya hah ha ha ha. Up, Up and away we gooooo!!!!" What else was I to say when it was the first time I flew air Akane. *Now then. On with the show. Kuno-Baka prepare to meet thy maker. I shall make you cry for mercy while I stand above your broken and defeated body. He he he he!* Since I had time to think in the air I did so. How was I gonna get the maximum amount of fun out of this situation. Thinking about who I was, I remembered that I had many new skills of prowess. Surely Ranma's body would be able to still do what it's capable of. *Lets see here. Martial Art skills intact. Yup. Secret Moves all there. Yup. * It was a nice surprise that I could access all of Ranma's past memories of all his life. But it still didn't prepare me for what I found out. *HOLY SHIT!!! My God! Ranma, Ranma, Ranma who would have guessed that you were holding back so much. To think that you had to try your hardest each day to not to accidentally hurt anyone during your fights. Damn. But since you got all this power, it just means I can have all the more fun. He he he he!" I also saw some interesting things. It seemed that he was very knowledgeable about the underworld. He knew yakuza. Crime lords. Assasins. Killers. And.Oh My, Hookers. Well it looked like Ranma wasn't as innocent as he seemed. But they where all because of Genma and his habits that allowed him to meet such people. Hmm. His memories of his mother are fogged up and hard to see. But there is one thing that stands out. His first and only time he saw his grandfather, Nodokas father. It looked like the anime universes were all connected. Ranma was a crown prince of Jurai.
*Enough of that though. Time to land. People of the world be afraid, be very afraid. Mwa ha ha ha ha!*
Using my new found skills of martial arts prowess, I gave a show to those that were currently at school this early. Upon noticing their attention focused on me I released my aura to half strength. It was enough to momentarily blind those that looked on, after returning their gaze on me they froze.
*Yup. Look at me. Fear me. Love me. Pray to me, for I am human god.*
To those that arrived early to school that morning they expected to have a regular day. Nothing too special. But all hopes of that were lost when someone spotted Saotome currently flying towards school grounds via air Akane.
When she was nearing landing Ranma started to glow. Her glowing body momentarily blinded those that saw his arrival. It looked like she was going to use her Ki to soften her landing.
Looking back they expected to see Ranma crash landing. But they all got the shock of their lives. An impossible feat was displayed to them. Ranma Saotome was currently defying gravity.
Ranma's body still glowed with a whitish light as she hovered in the air. Her body portraying confidence as a soft wind made her hair flutter in the sky. Her eyes held amusement as she looked upon them. Her appearance made it seem heavenly, especially since he was currently a she.
++ Um. Hello. I would first of all thank all those fanfic authors out there that make my free time enjoyable. I read a lot of fanfics. So if you find something in here that belongs to you or anyone else, It was purely accidental. I hope I don't offend you. Please think of it as an ego booster.(Every one needs an Ego Booster.)
This will continue as I see fit. If anyone likes it and wishes to read more, I assure you that there well be more. My adventures have just begun, I plan to crossover all over the anime multi-verse.
And yes, I got the inspiration from reading great fanfic insertions to do my own insertion. My style shows it. Yes, I have been inspired by Carrot Glace, Jeffery "One-Shot" Wong, Morden Night, Agasaki Ishano "Evan" and many others that I am sorry to say I cant remember at the current moment. Please don't hate me if you read this.
Whoa. Wouldn't it be cool if one of my favorite authors read this fic. Scary. Great, but scary. Any who, as the sun settles in the west and the night brings dreams, eternal desires leave me awake and restless enough to write this:
".and in other news, the newest fanfic author on the scene had this to say to our Reporter, who was currently interviewing him on his life history."
"Who am I? It really doesn't matter. The only thing that matters here is your beauty. No words could ever hope to describe your magnificence. You are a goddess descended to earth, and I am your follower. Let me worship your every move, let me show you that you deserve the very best."
"Um. I have to do my job."
"Hush. There will be plenty of time for that later. For now, let me take you into another world. A world where your very being is pleaserud with carnal desires. Let me take you above and beyond orgasmic heaven."
"Really?" Blush.
"Yes. I would never dare think about lying to you. Your trust is more precious that most expensive diamond on earth."
"OOOoooo. Take me Now!! Make me your Goddess of sex!!! Show me your promised world. Take me into heaven upon waves and waves of orgasms..."
Sweat Drop.
" Rigghhhttt. *Ahem*. And on to Weather, what do you have forecasted for today Jim?"
Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this. *Sigh* I own nothing except the shirt on my back, if you think otherwise, I still got the receipt. Do not take this seriously. I am merely doing a tribute to Great Anime Series. I am poor.*Sniff* Very poor. *Sniff* So let the party begin.
Sinn
Wish upon a star, huh? Yeah. Wished upon a star and looked what happened to me. All I did was something I have doing since I was a little kid. A little habit I picked up when my mother also told me about fairy godmothers, elves, and dragons.
It really was weird on how it happened, just a usual night where I read some fanfics before I hit the sack. I just happened to look out the window in time to see a shooting star. So I laughed and made a wish then went to bed.
Really, what could happen? Nothing right? Yup. That's what I thought also. I was expecting to wake up and head to school. Life would go on just like always.
It was freaky when I awoke at night and turned over to sleep better, only to see a giant panda. I really didn't know what to do, so I just rolled back onto my back. It just had to be a dream.
* What the fuck. I did not just see that. Must be a dream, a really fucked up dream. It must be a really fucked up dream.*
It was a trip. I mean I have had messed up dreams before. Like one time when I woke up laughing. I really don't recall what it was that I dreamed about but it was funny as hell.
*heh. Yeah. Dream. Really weird dream, but a dream nonetheless. Oh, an unfamiliar ceiling. *
So I read too many fanfics and watched too much anime. Really what self respecting otaku doesn't say that when given the opportunity?
*ho hum. Now that that's done, time for some shut eye.*
Well wouldn't you do the same thing if you just wanted to sleep? I mean come on, my mind was really tired. Besides, I was hoping that when I fell asleep in this dream that it would cancel my out my sleep in real life, you know, like one minus one equals zero.
Closing my eyes I expected to awake.
SPLASH!!!
"EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! COLD!"
Talk about a wake up call.
* BRrrr! So cold.*
Suddenly my senses decided to awake and adjust it self to the surroundings.
*Wait! Splash? Screaming? That's weird. I have never awoken like that before, so what's up now?*
"BAKA! We'll be late to school if you don't hurry? Akane huffed as she finished her morning ritual.* Why do I hafta do this every morning.*
"Eh?" I replied intelligently as I turned towards the feminine voice. I mean it was some what familiar on how it was worded. I mean why I would be woken up like how ..
I had turned towards the voice. I was sure that the voice was attached to the person who splashed me with cold water was. I stopped and froze in shock when I realized who it was.
* Who dares my wrath, as to disturb my beauty sleep? Ill kill them and their whole family. Bitch feel my wrath. Mwa ha ha ha!*So I'm cranky in the morning's.
* WHAT THE FUCK?!!! AKANE TENDOU!! NO FUCKING WAY! What the hell is going on? Am I still dreaming?! Did I eat a bad mushroom or something?!*
Well before I could go any further into confusion I was rudely interrupted by a pair of feet that was connected to a UN cute tomboy. And thus I was introduced to the koi pond in the back of the tendous house. So after a short flight and rocky landing, I was submerged in the pound.
*NO WAY DID WHAT I THINK HAPPENED! This must be a dream. It must mean that I've been reading way too much fanfics. Yeah, way, way too many fanfics.*
I really did think that this was a dream. I thought that I was subconsciously playing out a fantasy in my dreams. A break from reality.
Of course that theory was shot to hell when I realized that I needed to breathe, and I couldn't do that under water. It also helped that I could feel pain from where Akane kicked me and from when I landed in the pound on a submerged rock.
*OWWWwww. I can't breath. Must Have Air. Wait a minute. Air? Ouch? Oh baby! I'm awake!!!*
When I realized this I was up in a flash. Jumping out of the pond I turned towards the Tendous house. Really seeing that I was indeed in the back yard of the Tendou's house and wide awake I came to a conclusion.
*This is for Real. I really am in Ranma ½.*
Looking down at the pond I saw my refection. It confirmed what I had suspected. Female. Red Hair. And Kawaii.
*That's why I awoke to the sight of a panda the first time, then Akane the second time. The water, screaming and flight to the koi pond. I am Ranma. Ranma Saotome, the invincible martial artist with enough fiancés to make gods jealous and females horny.*
I'm sure that if any one had seen me at that moment they would have be surprised to see Ranma with stars in her eyes and drool on her chin as she looked at her reflection. That or jumped to conclusions that she was leering at her female form. Not that any guy would object to that, Ranko really is hot you know.
*SWEET!!! Now that everything is realized. What should I do? I mean I have thought about what I could do if I was in Ranma's shoes. Should I follow out those fantasies, or find out what the hell happened and fix it.*
So deep in thought I never saw when every one had gathered at the table for breakfast.
Soun Tendou patriarch of the house was the first to descend into the dinning room, but he was too busy reading the paper to notice Ranma frozen in place looking at the koi pond. * Hm. Sailor Senshi vs. Godzilla. Juuban, what a nut house that district is. Thank god that Nerima is normal.*
The second to descend the stairs was oddly enough Genma. Usually the fat panda was there before everyone when Akane awoke Ranma in the mornings.*Damn Boy. Had to wake me when he screamed when splashed by Akane. And I was dreaming of an all you can eat buffet for free.*
Akane was next. Not in the mood for dealing with the pervert anymore this morning she ignored him.* Hentai. Baka. He should be prostrated on the floor kneeling in gratitude for me wasting my time to wake him up.*
Next was Nabiki. She never was a morning person. That's why she really was irked to awake from Ranma's actions in the morning.* Ranma's screams woke me from sweet dreams. Oddly enough when she screamed as she flew towards the koi pond, she sounded like she did in my dreams. Of course she was enjoying herself as she screamed in my dreams, maybe because she was nude, covered in whip cream, and lying spread eagled on Nabiki's bed*A blush quickly arose on Nabiki's cheeks, but disappeared as fast as it appeared.
Lastly Kasumi came in from the kitchen with her arms supporting breakfast for the family. Humming a cheerful song as she went about her work she was the only one to see Ranma as he was staring at his reflection.* Oh My. Ranma looks deep in thought. He might miss breakfast.* especially when the panda was near the food and Ranma couldn't defend hi meal.
"Ranma, Breakfast is ready." Kasumi called out to the pigtailed youth.
This of course brought the attention to Ranma. Everyone looked to where he was. It was strange that he wasn't already at the table battling the panda for supremacy of the table. Looking out towards where Ranma stood they were surprised to see her currently lost in thought looking towards the pond. When she didn't seem to realize that she was being called, Kasumi called out again. And again Ranma didn't notice.
The reactions were typical. From Anger to concern to amusement he got their attention. Maybe something was important in the koi pond.
"Baka get over here!"
"Boy hurry! I'm hungry"
"Waaahhh! My son in law is ignoring breakfast!Waaah!"
Kasumi only blinked blinked. As the rest stopped to sweat drop at that remark.
"Righttt. Saotome, hurry in. You don't want to owe me for missing breakfast now, do you?"
*Well it really is a hard decision. I could do all the stuff I wanted to do, or I could not. Hmm. To have fun or to fix this mess up. I mean I have no right to do as I please in Ranma's body. But the temptation is there...*
Suddenly I saw myself doing what Ranma should have done in his life and me doing what I want. Getting Ranma's life in order. Getting payback and revenge. Having fun exploring this world. Going buck wild.
Buck wild. Visions of Ukyou, Shampoo, Nabiki, and Hinako naked flashed into my mind. Orgies involving all the girls at once. Each girl sweating and glistening as their bodies intertwined with mine.
*.He he he he. Naked girls every where, all ready and willing. Sex, Sex, and more Sex. Heh.*
Well I'm not usually such a perv, but who could blame me. All those chicks are hot. Yeah, now what's stopping me from my diabolical plot...?
"Waaahhh! My son in law is ignoring breakfast!Waah!"
EH?! +Sweatdrop+
"Righttt. Saotome, hurry in. You don't want to owe me for missing breakfast now, do you?"
Hesitantly I turned towards them. I mean that day dream of sexual fantasies where pretty hard to ignore, but Soun crying about me not coming to breakfast was extremely dumb. What a seriously fucked up man.
*Okay. Now what. Think fast, gotta decide on whether to be good or to wreak havoc and confusion.*
When put like that, the choice was made. I'm a guy. Wreaking havoc and confusion while having a blast sounds like fun.
It's a guy thing, trust me.
Walking forward as I finished my inner turmoil, I couldn't help but to feel anticipation of what was to come. I would do as what came first to my mind. If I'm lucky, ill strike gold and have Nermia in a state of emergency before the sun sets.
"Sorry bout that"
"It's alright, Ranma. Now we can eat. "So saying so Kasumi placed the food upon the table to begin breakfast.
Usually when Ranma acted strange he was rushed on all sides by every one to know what was bothering him or to accuse him of ignoring them. But since it was morning no one could think straight. And Kasumi's food did help matters out.
Eating my food I couldn't help but to think that this was the first time that I eat a traditional Japanese breakfast. It was something I always wanted to do. I also noticed that Ranma's body ran on automatic as he eat. I didn't need to worry about my food being stolen from by a fat panda. My body reacted accordingly. My hands blurred as food disappeared in my mouth and stopped to refill my plate and to defend it against thieving pandas.
Seeing as I have time to observe the Ranma ½ characters in first person I did so. I looked at Genma, Soun, Kasumi and Akane. They really were like the series portrayed them to be.
* Well since their the same, I wonder if Nabiki is also.* looking towards her I saw she was dressed in her school uniform. I couldn't help but to note that it was tight across her chest.* Whoa. They really are bigger than Akane's and Kasumi's.*
And lady luck smiled down on me much to my delight. That or Urd was messing around with Ranma's love life again. Who else but the Kami could cause Ranma to have such a fucked up life.
"Why Ranma-kun, is there something you see that you want?"
Of course saying such a thing is sure to get the others riled up.
"Ranma you pervert stop flirting with my sister!!!"
"Waah! My little girl's fiancé is cheating on her with her own sister!!Waahh!!"
"Oh my!"
And then there was the panda who used this distraction to steal food from everyone else's plates. Well, except from Ranma since he was still protecting his food oddly enough.
Of course Nabiki was surprised to see Ranma UN in-habitably oogling her chest. Sure she knew guys thought they were nice but she didn't think Ranma ever noticed. So why now? And why in girl form?
*Hell Yeah!!! Only gay men wouldn't notice. But now that Nabiki said that, it's a perfect way to break the Ice. heh.*
Before any thing else went down Ranma decided to make the first move. "Oh I definitely would like that, but you see I don't have enough money today. I gave you all the money I had yesterday, for the *ahem* hour we shared together." *Now let the party begin. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!* "WHAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled out in surprise. Well almost everyone. Kasumi just opened her mouth wide, then quickly brought her hand up to cover her reaction. She looked extremely scandalized. What Ranma said was the last thing they ever thought he'd say. Nabiki just about fainted. Never had she been so surprised in her life. Nothing ever happened like that before when she teased any one. Akane was pissed. Crazy was not enough to describe her mind right at that instant. She only saw red, with the occasional flash of flesh together in a sexual situation with the faces of Ranma and Nabiki belonging to the bodies intertwined. Soun was stunned. So shocked was he that he forgot to cry. It was a first since his wife Kimiko passed away. Genma was also silent. Well who could blame him? He was too busy swallowing every one else's breakfast. *Too Easy!!!* Akane suddenly jumped to her feet. It was time that Ranma got what he deserved. It was her duty to show the Baka the error to his ways. Summoning her Mallet of Righteousness, she glowed red as she swung her mallet towards the Baka. A flight thru Nermia would show him. *Here it comes. A mallet strike from the jealous tomboy. To be or not to be hit. That is the question.* Usually when attacked every one tries to escape the attack. But for me there was a choice. I could stop her now and continue on with tormenting her, but if I did that then I wouldn't get to fuck with anyone else. So to get the day started right, a quick flight to school would let me be on time and give me extra time to torment Kuno-Baka. SMACK!!!! "Nya hah ha ha ha. Up, Up and away we gooooo!!!!" What else was I to say when it was the first time I flew air Akane. *Now then. On with the show. Kuno-Baka prepare to meet thy maker. I shall make you cry for mercy while I stand above your broken and defeated body. He he he he!* Since I had time to think in the air I did so. How was I gonna get the maximum amount of fun out of this situation. Thinking about who I was, I remembered that I had many new skills of prowess. Surely Ranma's body would be able to still do what it's capable of. *Lets see here. Martial Art skills intact. Yup. Secret Moves all there. Yup. * It was a nice surprise that I could access all of Ranma's past memories of all his life. But it still didn't prepare me for what I found out. *HOLY SHIT!!! My God! Ranma, Ranma, Ranma who would have guessed that you were holding back so much. To think that you had to try your hardest each day to not to accidentally hurt anyone during your fights. Damn. But since you got all this power, it just means I can have all the more fun. He he he he!" I also saw some interesting things. It seemed that he was very knowledgeable about the underworld. He knew yakuza. Crime lords. Assasins. Killers. And.Oh My, Hookers. Well it looked like Ranma wasn't as innocent as he seemed. But they where all because of Genma and his habits that allowed him to meet such people. Hmm. His memories of his mother are fogged up and hard to see. But there is one thing that stands out. His first and only time he saw his grandfather, Nodokas father. It looked like the anime universes were all connected. Ranma was a crown prince of Jurai.
*Enough of that though. Time to land. People of the world be afraid, be very afraid. Mwa ha ha ha ha!*
Using my new found skills of martial arts prowess, I gave a show to those that were currently at school this early. Upon noticing their attention focused on me I released my aura to half strength. It was enough to momentarily blind those that looked on, after returning their gaze on me they froze.
*Yup. Look at me. Fear me. Love me. Pray to me, for I am human god.*
To those that arrived early to school that morning they expected to have a regular day. Nothing too special. But all hopes of that were lost when someone spotted Saotome currently flying towards school grounds via air Akane.
When she was nearing landing Ranma started to glow. Her glowing body momentarily blinded those that saw his arrival. It looked like she was going to use her Ki to soften her landing.
Looking back they expected to see Ranma crash landing. But they all got the shock of their lives. An impossible feat was displayed to them. Ranma Saotome was currently defying gravity.
Ranma's body still glowed with a whitish light as she hovered in the air. Her body portraying confidence as a soft wind made her hair flutter in the sky. Her eyes held amusement as she looked upon them. Her appearance made it seem heavenly, especially since he was currently a she.
++ Um. Hello. I would first of all thank all those fanfic authors out there that make my free time enjoyable. I read a lot of fanfics. So if you find something in here that belongs to you or anyone else, It was purely accidental. I hope I don't offend you. Please think of it as an ego booster.(Every one needs an Ego Booster.)
This will continue as I see fit. If anyone likes it and wishes to read more, I assure you that there well be more. My adventures have just begun, I plan to crossover all over the anime multi-verse.
And yes, I got the inspiration from reading great fanfic insertions to do my own insertion. My style shows it. Yes, I have been inspired by Carrot Glace, Jeffery "One-Shot" Wong, Morden Night, Agasaki Ishano "Evan" and many others that I am sorry to say I cant remember at the current moment. Please don't hate me if you read this.
Whoa. Wouldn't it be cool if one of my favorite authors read this fic. Scary. Great, but scary. Any who, as the sun settles in the west and the night brings dreams, eternal desires leave me awake and restless enough to write this:
".and in other news, the newest fanfic author on the scene had this to say to our Reporter, who was currently interviewing him on his life history."
"Who am I? It really doesn't matter. The only thing that matters here is your beauty. No words could ever hope to describe your magnificence. You are a goddess descended to earth, and I am your follower. Let me worship your every move, let me show you that you deserve the very best."
"Um. I have to do my job."
"Hush. There will be plenty of time for that later. For now, let me take you into another world. A world where your very being is pleaserud with carnal desires. Let me take you above and beyond orgasmic heaven."
"Really?" Blush.
"Yes. I would never dare think about lying to you. Your trust is more precious that most expensive diamond on earth."
"OOOoooo. Take me Now!! Make me your Goddess of sex!!! Show me your promised world. Take me into heaven upon waves and waves of orgasms..."
Sweat Drop.
" Rigghhhttt. *Ahem*. And on to Weather, what do you have forecasted for today Jim?"
