"Dave. Why are you here. It's 12 a.m." You rub your eyes, and halfheartedly glare at him.
"Most ladies like this attention. Besides, it's urgent." He says, stuffing his hand in his pocket.
You facepalm yourself and sigh. "Dave, did your brother kick you out again?"
"Actually, that's not the case this time."
"Seriously. Let me sleep. You know I get bratty on low sleep."
That earns a chuckle. "Just let me in, would you? It's freaking important."
You pinch the bridge of your nose, contemplating the situation. Dave wants in at 12 in the morning. He says it's urgent. "Dave! I have been asleep for literally one hour. I have had one hour of sleep in the last 12 hours. It is too early for you to go around asking girls to come in their apartments."
"I do this all the. Ladies love it."
"DAVE!"
Taking his hands out of his pockets, he lets them hang by his sides. "Let me in, [Name]."
"Not until I know what the heck you want."
"Our apartment burned down."
"Dave, you are not being serious." You huff impatiently.
"Our apartment literally burned the heck down."
Your eyes widen. "At 12 in the morning. No, Dave, your dwelling did not burn down."
Dave rolled his eyes from behind his shades. "You can see the damage from your window."
Crossing your arms, you raised an eyebrow. "I'll bet ten dollars you're lying."
"I'll bet ten dollars I'm not lying."
You make another disapproving sound and stomp through your small apartment to your window. Scanning the cityline, you find the huge building Dave's apartment is in.
Holy crap.
The entire top floor is missing, and the second highest floor is severely burnt. Oh yeah, and the flames are still burning things. "DAVE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!" You scream.
"Heh." Dave is leaning on your sofa, having snuck in to your apartment when you ran to the window. "It wasn't me. Bro left the stove on and it caught fire to one of those creepy smuppets."
"YOU BURNT DOWN A WHOLE TWO FLOORS!" You pause. "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be with your Bro or something?!"
"Oh yeah, we're staying with you until the apartment is rebuilt."
"WHAT!? DAVE, IT'S MY APARTMENT! I -"
"Oh yeah, and you owe me ten dollars too."
