Ok, this is a story I just decided to start a couple of days ago, so don't blame me if it's lousy. This is only my second fic, first TDI one is set between TDI and TDA. OK, getting on with it.

Disclaimer- I don't own any of this.

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Day 1; Part 1: The Not so Happy Reunion

Chris Maclaine was standing on the Dock of Shame, smiling at the camera.

" Hello, and welcome to the second season of Total Drama Island!" A wicked grin spread across his face as he continued. " Sixteen of our original 22 contestants will go through gruesome challenges, Chef's food, and me, for a chance to win 1 million big ones!"

Chris walked down the dock and looked out at the water, where a boat could be seen, moving slowly toward the island.

" Our first contestant will be arriving here shortly!" Chris said, gesturing to the boat. " And for those of you wondering ' Who would be crazy enough to return to that island?', they had no choice! It was stated in the contracts they signed that they were subject to another season of Total Drama Island unless I decided for them not to return. Teenagers these days! Didn't even think to read their contracts. He turned around as the first boat was arriving at the dock, letting off the first contestant.

" Lindsay!" Chris exclaimed as Lindsay was walking up the dock toward him.

" Hi Carter!" she said, " It's great to be back at. . . at. . . " Her face screwed up in confusion.

" Camp Wawanakwa." Chris supplied. " And my name is Chris, Lindsay."

" Oh, sorry Chip!" the blond chirped.

" Ugghh. . ."

The next boat was pulling up and dropped off. . . nobody.

" Umm. . . where's Izzy? She was supposed to be on that boat!" Chris said, scratching his head.

" AIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

Chris and Lindsay turned around and saw Izzy swinging on a vine directly at them.

" What the- Where did that vine come from?" Chris said, before being kicked in the gut by Izzy, who sprung off the vine and landed near the Mess Hall.

" Ha! Gotcha! Izzy never fails to seek out her prey." she cackled.

At that moment Chef was walking out of the Mess Hall, holding a cup of coffee. He saw Izzy and dropped the coffee.

" Uh-oh, it's crazy girl!" he said. He picked up the tranquilizer rifle propped up beside the door. He fired at Izzy, who jumped in the air, doing a backflip and catching the dart.

" She's like somethin' off of the Matrix!" Chef exclaimed, turning around to run. Izzy threw the dart at Chef's retreating butt, and was right on target. Chef wobbled in the doorway of the Mess Hall for a second, then fell over.

" Haha! Big guy down!" Izzy cackled again. Chris was slowly raising up, having just contacted the RCMP. Izzy felt her hair being blown around by a great burst of air, and looked up. There was a big RCMP helicopter hovering above her, and it dropped a rope ladder to the ground. Izzy did the first thing that came to her mind; climb the ladder. She started climbing up the ladder, throwing RCMP guys off as she climbed. When she reached the top, the guy flying the helicopter panicked, and jumped out. Izzy let out another cackle and got in the flyer's seat and flew off with the helicopter. Chris and Lindsay heard a final " AhHaHaaa!" before she was out of sight.

Chris and Lindsay stood with their mouths open. Finally Lindsay spoke.

" Umm.... Where is Irene going, Carl?"

" I...don't know... but I guess that means we only have 15 contestants now." Chris replied. " OK, how about we don't tell the other campers about this. OK, Lindsay?"

" OK!" Lindsay shook her head up and down.

The next boat was pulling up and Leshawna stepped off.

" Hey yall! Leshawna in the house!" she said. Leshawna walked up the dock and stood next to Lindsay.

" Hi Lefawnda!"

" Girl, are you eva' gonna get any of our names right?"

" But, your name is Lefawnda, isn't it. My brain hurts." Lindsay moaned, confused.

" It's Leshawna, hon. L-e-s-h-a-w-n-a." Leshawana said.

" Oh! Lesandra. I got it!" Lindsay exclaimed. Leshawna palmfaced as the next boat pulled up.

Courtney stepped onto the dock with a sour expression.

" I can't believe I'm back here again!" the C.I.T complained. " You'll hear from my lawyers!" Chris walked up and stood next to Courtney.

" We've already settled it with your lawyers, you have no choice but to compete." he smirked.

" What!!!" Courtney shrieked.

" You heard me, now go over there and be quiet. HaHa!" Chris said, laughing.

" Grrr..." Courtney growled, walking over to stand next to Lindsay, fuming.

" Umm... What's wrong, Kelly?" Lindsay asked.

" Shut it!" Courtney snapped.

" Don't mind Miss Crazy-in-Training, hon." Leshawna told Lindsay.

" Hey!" Courtney shouted.

The next boat was pulling up to the dock, and Owen jumped off, going straight through the dock, putting a gaping hole in it.

" Owen man! What did you just do!?" Chris shouted.

" Sorry Chris! I'm just so excited to be back! HaHa!" Owen yelled, running up and putting Chris in a bearhug once he was out of the water.

" Ahh! Ahhh! My hair!" Chris yelled, holding his head. He ran off to the communal washrooms. Owen shrugged and stood next to Leshawna.

" Hey Leshawna!" Owen said, then farted.

" Gah! Owen!" Leshawna said, covering her face. " Did you have to do that as soon as you got here?"

" Sorry guys! It's just, when I get excited, I get bad gas. . ." Owen replied.

" What doesn't give you gas?" Courtney said, still fuming.

" Hi! Umm... Omar!" Lindsay said, waving at Owen.

" Hi Lindsay!" He waved back.

The next boat was pulling up and DJ stepped off, looking down.

" Where's Chris at?" he asked, looking around.

" Fixing his hair, as usual." Leshawna answered, walking over to DJ, happy to get away from Owen. " How's things goin', my brotha'"

" OK." DJ replied, shrugging. " Would be better if we didn't have to come back here!"

" True that, but dang Chris Maclaine and his contracts." Leshawna said, nodding. " But-"

" Hi TJ!" Lindsay interuppted, waving.

" Um...Hi Lindsay... And my name is DJ, not TJ! How could you get my name wrong when it's only two letters!" DJ said, a bit of annoyance in his voice, which was not usual for DJ.

" Wow... harsh..." Lindsay said, turning away to talk to Owen.

" What was up with that? Are you sure you're OK?" Leshawna asked as DJ turned back around to her.

" Yeah, I'm fine." he lied. Leshawna raised an eyebrow. " Ok, I'm not fine. It's just... I've been so angry lately. I'm being made fun of at school, everyone calling me a "chicken", and even at home, I had to put up with it. My own brothers were making fun of me. I'm just getting tired-"

" Enough!" Chris exclaimed, coming back from the washrooms, his hair dry and back to it's original shape. " Our next camper is almost here, and it's the viewer's fan-favorite, Duncan!"

Duncan's boat was pulling up, and it was covered in graffiti and loud punk music was blaring from it.

" Duncan!" Chris exclaimed, "Courtney's here already, just in case you wanted-"

" Shut it!" Duncan growled. Chris took a step back. " Me and Princess ain't going out anymore, genius.

" Don't call me that!" Courtney shouted.

" What? You mean you and Courtney broke up, and it didn't even appear on the website?!" Chris exclaimed. He turned to Courtney. " Why? You two as a couple brought in the ratings!" Courtney just turned away. He turned to Duncan instead.

" Why!?" he asked again. Duncan thought for a few seconds then said,

" None of your business. Why would I tell you?" He glanced at Courtney, then back at Chris and said, " Don't ask me again."

" Okay, okay, fine." Chris said, looking nervous. Duncan went over to the other campers and stood as far away as possible from Courtney. Courtney looked even madder.

" Uh... okay. Well, the next camper we all know and love (or hate)!" Chris continued as the next boat pulled up to the dock. " I know I sure love him, Haha!" The campers stared at Chris awkwardly. " What!? I meant he's good for ratings!. Chris shouted, annoyed. " Anyways, it's the Codmeister!"

Cody stepped off the boat and his eyes immediately swept to the female campers.

" Hello ladies!" They all rolled their eyes, except for Lindsay.

" Hello Cory!" she said, waving at him. Cody looked pleased, and went to stand next to her.

" Yeah, good luck getting her!" Chris said. " Our next contestant is....Noah...."

" What?" Noah asked, standing on the dock, holding a book.

" It's time for commercial!"

" Why?"

" Because you're here now!"

" So?"

" You're boring!"

" How?"

" Because!"

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" Who?"

" My mom!"

" And?"

" My dad!"

" Okay." Noah finished.

" Dude, you ask too many questions!" Chris said. Noah shrugged and went to set under a tree to read. " Like I said, boring."

The next boat was pulling up and Bridgette got off, holding her head low and carrying her surfboard.

" Bridgette!" Chris exclaimed. " How are-" Bridgette just ignored him, though. She walked and stood a few feet from the other campers, but was immediately joined by Leshawna, who looked concerned.

" Girl, what's wrong?" she asked. Bridgette let out a sigh in reply. " It's because Geoff isn't here this season, ain't it?" Bridgette nodded. " Aww, cheer up, hon. It's not like you're never gonna see him again."

" I guess..." Bridgette muttered. She covered her face with her hands, and sat down next to her surfboard, letting out a deep breath. Leshawna suddenly turned very angry and turned to Chris.

" Chris! Why did you do this to this poor girl?" she said, gesturing to Bridgette.

" Well... I had to choose between her and Geoff, and Bridgette's more popular with the fans." Chris said. " I wasn't gonna put them both on this season, because them making out was getting boring, and wasn't doing good for the ratings!"

" Is that all you care about, ratings?" Leshawna asked.

" Yes, yes it is." Chris replied, grinning. Leshawna muttered something foul under her breath before turning back to Bridgette to pat her on the back as the next boat pulled up. And off stepped...

" Harold!!!" Courtney shrieked. " Chris, you let this cheating piece of filth back on the show?!?!". She looked positively crazy.

" Um... Yes?" Chris said. Harold just stood there, wheezing slightly.

" Why!?!? He shouldn't be allowed!!!"

" Why not?"

" He cheated!!!"

" So?" Chris said, smirking. He was obviously enjoying this.

" Urgghhh! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!" Courtney shouted.

" Good Luck!" Chris said, smirking again. Harold decided to take his place somewhere away from Courtney. She scowled as he walked past her.

" Gosh! Idiot..." he wheezed quietly. Duncan stuck out his foot as Harold was walking by, tripping him. " Gosh! Idiot..." he muttered again, a little louder, while he was dusting the dirt off his pants.

The next boat had arrived and Trent stepped off, holding his guitar case.

" Trent!" Chris exclaimed as Trent walked by him, ignoring him. " Why is everyone ignoring me!?"

" I wasn't ignoring you," Trent said, " I just didn't want to talk to you."

" What's the difference?" Chris asked. Once again, he was ignored. Trent went over to stand with Courtney.

" What's got you so bothered?" he asked.

" Nothing. What makes you think I'm bothered?! Do I look bothered to you!?!?!" Courtney replied loudly, a trace of madness in her face.

" Um, kinda." Trent said, slowly.

" Well, I'm not." Courtney said, trying to keep her cool. She crossed her arms.

" Yes, you are."

" No, I'm not!"

" You are"

" Not!"

" Are."

" Not!"

" Are."

" Not!"

" Not."

" Are!"

" Ha!"

" Dangit!"

" Ok, I might be a little angry." Courtney said, calming down.

" A little?" Trent teased.

" Okay, a lot..."

" That's more like it."

" Don't push it."

" Sorry."

" Anyways," Courtney continued, " I'm just so mad right now. Chris has let Harold back on the show. Speaking of the egotistical maniac, he's just as bad as ever this season. Not to mention that delinquent over there."

" Who? Duncan?" Trent asked.

" Who else?" Courtney replied. She paused for a moment, then continued. " We broke up just two days ago."

" What happened?" Trent asked.

" Yes Courtney, What happened?" Chris butted in.

" GO!" Courtney shouted.

" OK, sheesh!" Chris said, walking away.

" So what happened?" Trent asked again.

Courtney was struggling on wether to tell the musician or not.

" Umm... I don't really want to talk about it right now." she finally decided.

" That's OK, you really don't have to tell me if you don't want to." Trent said, smiling. Courtney was smiling too as the next boat arrived at the dock.

Eva stepped off, already looking mad.

" Eva!" Chris exclaimed. She ignored him. " Grrrrr..." he growled.

" What did you say twerp!?!?!" Eva rounded on Chris.

" Umm... Nothing! Haha! Nothing at all! Hehe..." he chuckled nervously.

" That's what I thought!"

" Great Chris! You brought back Eva!?" Leshawna said. " She's as mad in the head as eva'!"

" How do you know!?!?!" Eva shouted.

" Umm... Guessing?" Leshawna said, backing up a little.

" And yes, I'm angry! I'm very angry! Do you think I wanted to come back to this island!? And I swear, if any of you twerps vote me off again, I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!" Eva shouted some more. All the campers looked at each other nervously. Eva decided to go over and stand with the others. Unfortunately for Lindsay, Eva stood next to her.

" Umm... Evelyn, why are you so mad?" she asked weakly. Eva just glared at Lindsay, who backed off.

The next boat was at the dock and dropping off none other than the queen bee, Heather. Her hair had fully grown back by now. She gave the other campers a quick glare, then walked up the dock and stoof off to the left of everybody, next to Noah, who decided to pretend he didn't notice she was there. Every few seconds or so, one of the other campers (mainly Leshawna) would glare at her for a few seconds, then look away. Heather pretended she did not care.

" Well! That was... a little less dramatic than I thought it would be..." Chris said, frowning. He immediately picked up a smile, though. " I'm sure we can get some more drama with our next contestant, HaHa!"

The next boat pulled up to the dock, and dropped off Gwen.

" Last year's runner up, Gwen!" Chris exclaimed. But Gwen wasn't exactly focused on Heather, as Chris had hoped for. Instead, she was looking at Trent. She half-jogged, half-walked over to Trent and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. Trent blushed a faint red, and put his arm around her. They were shortly joined by Leshawna and Bridgette, who looked a bit happier now. The subject was immediately switched to Heather.

" I know, I can't believe Chris brought her back after all her cheating and lying." Bridgette said.

" I can," Leshawna said, " All he cares about is his ratings."

" I still haven't got over that kiss, last season." Trent said. " I'll never forgive her for that."

" Have you noticed she's acting strangely?" Gwen asked.

" What d'ya mean?" Leshawna asked.

" Look at her." Gwen said. They all looked at Heather, who was chatting with Noah. They were both smiling and laughing. " Normally, she'd be over here calling me a weird goth girl and you a loud-mouth."

" Wait, you're not thinkin' she's changin', are you?" Leshawna asked.

" No, it's just-" Gwen started.

" Good. Because she's neva' gonna change. She's just a stuck-up snob like always." Leshawna said, frowning.

" I know. I was just saying it's nice she isn't already starting on anyone." Gwen said.

" Yeah, she-" Bridgette started.

" Okay, enough chit-chat!" Chris interrupted. " Man, you teenagers are boring these days! Where's all the drama? Last year it was..." He paused as he heard dreamy music coming from a boat pulling up to the dock. Though, the boat didn't stop. It kept going and smashed right through the Dock of Shame and came to a stop, finally. The driver was too busy staring at the next camper to notice. Justin hopped off the boat and flashed a smile at the other campers. All the female campers and Owen swooned. Some of the guys weren't too happy about this.

" Great, pretty boy's here..." Duncan growled.

" Yeah, umm.. what he said!" Trent said, giving a quick look in Gwen's direction.

" Look's like anti-me has arrived." Noah said. Heather giggled.

" So.... handsome..." Owen mumbled.

" Justin! I can't believe I forgot about the last contestant..." Chris said, trailing off. " Anyways, you may not have been our favorite contestant last year, but you sure were the best looking one, Haha!" Justin nodded and smiled.

" Umm... aren't you angry about the dock, Chris?" Owen asked.

" No, I can just force- ahem, I mean get- Chef to fix it." Chris said, smiling.

" Then why were you mad when I put a hole in it. Justin destroyed it."

" That's different, Owen."

" Oh...OK then."

" Back to business..." Chris said, standing in front of his 15 contestants. " It's time to split you into teams! Okay, when I cal your name, come and stand to my left....

Trent...

Bridgette...

Courtney...

Harold (Courtney frowned)...

Owen...

DJ...

Leshawna...

and Lindsay!" Chris listed off. Said campers came to Chris's left. " I shall name you the..... Screaming Praire Dogs!"

" Oh, how original, Chris." Noah said from his tree, smirking.

" What? Do you think you could do better?"

" Actually, yes."

" Who asked you?" Chris sneered.

" You." Noah replied.

" Gah! Will you shut up!?" Chris shouted.

" No."

" You will if you want a million bucks."

" True."

" OK, when I call your name stand on my right!"

" We're not dumb Chris," Gwen said, " We know who's left."

" Just do what I say!" Chris whined.

" Fine." Gwen said.

" OK...

Eva...

Heather...

Cody...

Noah...

Duncan...

Justin...

and Gwen!" Chris finished.

" Chris! That's not fair, they have one more player than us!" Heather pointed out.

" Yeah, but you've got Eva!"

" Well, I guess that's fair..." Heather said.

" Now," Chris said, " I dub thee..... the Killer Trout!"

" Again, very original." Noah said.

" Okay... the Trout get the cabins on the right side of camp. Praire Dogs, you get the left.

" Wait.... You mean I have to share a cabin with Heather and Eva!?" Gwen shouted, just now realizing.

" Yes, and feel free to vent your emotions in the Confession Cam." Chris said, smirking. " But you will have to wait untill tommarrow."

" Why?"

" Shush!" Chris said. " We've reached the of today's episode, and I leave you with these thrilling questions;

Which team will win the first challenge?

Will Gwen survive living in a cabin with Heather and Eva?

Will this contest get more dramatic?

When will Chef wake up?

And who will be the first one eliminated?

" Find out the answers to these questions and more, next time on TOTAL!...DRAMA!...ISLAND!!!" Chris finished with his hands in the air.

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Well, there's chapter one. Review please. And sorry to DxC fans...