Once upon a time there was a Llama called Llama Duck. Now Llama Llama Duck was a very special Llama, because it could talk. Not only that, but Llama Llama Duck also had the brain of a standard teenage girl from the 21st Century. And as with all teenage girls from the 21st Century, all it ever thought about was fandoms. This Llama epitomised the generation, with all its fanboying, or at least, fanllamaing.
Now one of Llama Llama Duck's favourite things to do was to write and read Fanfiction. There was nothing more it loved than to find a story that shipped an apple with somebody called Draco, or a dream in which two young boys called Phil Lester and Dan Howell played jenga with cat sticks.
On the day that we follow the life of the Llama, Llama Duck, it was spending its day reading various fanfictions, including an odd one where a Time Lord called The Doctor landed his Big, Blue Police Box on the body of a witch and then had to find a wizard to return him to Kansas. Soon after reading said Fanfiction, the Llama decided to read a book called Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.
After it had finished reading, Llama Llama Duck was peckish, and having been influenced slightly by the book it had just read, it craved nothing more than some Blue Bon Bons. However, when it got to the shop there were no bon bons left, let alone blue ones. As a result of this, the Llama asked the shopkeeper what else he had in stock.
"Candy Canes are all we have" replied the shopkeeper.
"Well that isn't very good"
"I know"
Just before the Llama was about to leave the shop, the shopkeeper asked what the Llama's name was.
"My Name is Llama Llama Duck" replied Llama Llama Duck.
And that is the story of how the idea for the Llama song was first created.
THE END
