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Prologue
King Kauffman sat on his throne, listening once again to the pleas and reports of his people. It was just another day his majesty and, to be honest, he was quite bored. Years of Peace can really make someone bored out of their skull. SO, LET'S MAKE THINGS INTERESTING!
Oh, Hello, fellows! You're probably wondering why you are reading this in such a weird narrative tone. That's because it's me telling the story. Who am I? Well, you'll find out soon, just in a little bit.
Okay, here it goes.
So, King Kaufman was basically just sitting, like usual, listening and doing his kingly business or whatevs. Bored out of his mind, he whispered said, "If only something exciting happened."
Well, my friends, that's when it happened.
Appearing before him was a handsome fellow with an awesome stubble and a winning smile. He told the king, "Well, I have just the thing for ya, your majesty!"
Then the king called his guards, which the really really really hot guy put to sleep. Yeah. Really, with a sleeping spell or potion and junk. The really really really really hot guy turned to the king and told him that was a mistake. And so he kidnapped one of his daughters and told him to get someone to save her, because having no competish ain't no fun. And so he did, he called his bravest knights and offered them the princess' hand in exchange for the return of his daughter.
And this is when things get interesting. Because person who kidnapped the princess..was me. Who am I? I'm Chris McClain and I'm interested to see who got the guts to challenge me and save the princess? Found out on Total. Dramatica. Tales!
