SPOILERS!
So, after watching people play Sister Location and seeing the fake ending, I subscribed to the theory that Ennard is NOT trying to kill you and just wants to talk. Here is my interpretation of the event.
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"Vlad!"
"Clara!"
And so ended the fifteenth season finale of...whatever this show was called. He didn't bother to remember. He just took another bite of his popcorn.
As the credits rolled, he was aware of a shuffling coming from his right. He turned to find the source of it.
A hulking mass of wiry metal was lumbering towards him. It was an ugly thing, yet vaguely humanoid. Its face was a broken metal clown mask, lit up by its single right eye. (Well, not single-there were various other eyes stuck to the body-but it was the only eye on its face.)
Anyone else would've run screaming about terminators and clowns. Instead, he held out his popcorn bucket to it.
"Care for a bite?" he asked.
The thing shook its head. "I must remind you, Eggs Benedict, that I do not require food to survive," it said, its voice like that of a young, vaguely British woman.
Eggs shrugged. "Suit yourself, Ennard." He turned back to the screen.
Ennard took a look at the TV. "Is this what humans do when they're not having a party?"
Eggs shrugged. "Pretty much. Although, this really isn't the best show. I only watch it because of the narm charm."
"...what is 'Narm Charm'?"
"Remind me to introduce you to TV Tropes."
As another show started up, the two were silent for a few minutes. Then Ennard asked "What other things do humans do for fun?"
Eggs thought for a minute. "Well, there's this really popular video game series out right now...'Five Days at Fergie's', I think?"
"Oh. Is it quite pleasing?"
"Heck no. It scares you witless. I heard that the creator had nightmares about some of the antagonists."
"If it scares you, why do you play it?"
"Because it's pretty fun, and it has some intriguing lore."
"But why is it popular if it scares you?"
"Because plenty of famous YouTubers have played it. Now be quiet, I actually like this show."
Ennard mentally filed this under "Odd Human Behaviors" and proceeded to sit in silence for the rest of the night.
