Attention: Danvay: Siri and Siri alone wrote this. ( If you don't know what Danvay is ur a nube)
As Darth Vader walked along the old abandoned hallways of the hide out of Kashyyk he felt a gentle tug of the Force. He ignored it and moved on. Then before he had time to register it a ghostly shadow detached itself from the wall and attacked him. It's glowing pink lightsaber giving off an almost unaudible hum. The being itself was clad in heavy jedi robes so that not an inch of ot's skin was exposed. " Almost like a Tusken Raider back on Tat-No I don't think like that!!!" Darth Vader was brought out of this reverie by the sharp sting of a foot kneeing him very hard in his happy spot. He went down to one knee and his opponent quickly went into the opening stance of Ataru, the forth form of lightsaber combat. Using his supposed weakness and enhanced vision Vader noticed that a small bit of the turban that covered her head was falling almost to the ground. He made a willd lunge to grab it. As it fell off he was astounded. There. Standing in front of him was………………. Oh!!! Right the story now where was I?? Well there was…………………………………..PADME AMIDALA SKYWALKER!! Vader froze as Padme's eyes opened wide.
"Gee, Ani you need to get a life you epic fail!!!!"
Vader was lost in a sea of emotion. He almost let Anakin out by will but he came back to himself just in time to say the first thing on his mind,
"But, your dead!!"He mumbled.
This time Anakin did break free.
"Padme!!!" he yelled.
"Anakin. Don't." Padme said as tears came to her eyes.
"What??? What is it Padme?? Is something wrong?!?!!?!?"
"I'm your enemy now, and your not ANAKIN you-you-you-Giant-Piece-of-Bantha-Poodo!!!"
Anakin was taken aback. This was a bit odd. He would never get to feel her hug him, or her holding his hand. He'd already ruined his relationship with Luke by severing his hand. Padme would be in a fine state about that.
"Ani if your still in there I will always love you, but I will not love this thing that calls himself you."
Right then Darth Vader died. Of course he lived but not in reality. Padme changed Anakin. He tookher to his castle where he worshipped the ground that she walked on. All that he cared about was her forgivness. Soon Darth Hideouse(Sid) found her. He tied her up while he mused about a pink light saber but decided that it wasn't intimidating enough for Vader. But it was perfect for him. From then on he always carried a pink lightsaber. Padme was killed while the Emperor was playing "Happy Banthas in La La Land" for three months straight. When Vader found this he became slightly homicidal and tryed to kill the Emperor. For this he was severly punished. Even now if you go to Vaders castle you will see his shrine to Padme.
After all she was dead.
Wasn't she???
