Hey everybody! I just thought of this one day and decided to publish it. Read and review people!
Kid: She doesn't own us. Which is good because if this really happened I would have to use Death cannon on you.
"AHHHHH!"
"Kid."
"This is the worst kind of torture!"
"Kid!"
"I have to get out of here!"
"KID! Get back here! Quick grab him!" Soul Eater and Black Star immediately seized the struggling shinigami before he could run anywhere.
"Let me go!" The black-haired boy yelled.
"Sorry Kid. A deals, a deal." Soul reprimanded.
"Ya your team lost! Hahahaha!" Black Star laughed as Kid struggled against the weapon and miester keeping him from running away.
"But it's terrible! Do you know how long it will take me to make this symmetrical again!" Death the kid screamed at the people currently moving every picture in his house three centimeters to the right.
"Uh, ya. That's kind of the point." Maka said while tilting a picture. "Thank God we won. I do not want to have to ask Papa to spend the day with me."
"AHHH! This is torture! Hideous, asymmetrical torture!"
"Where almost done Kid-kun. It'll be over soon." Tsubaki consoled.
"NOT SOON ENOUGH!" Kid cried beginning to cough up blood.
"There, were done you big baby." Maka chastised while moving the last picture frame out of place. "You can let him go now." Black Star and Soul released their grips on the shinigami's arms and he immediately pulled out a measuring tape and began straitening the pictures.
"I don't think kid will be able to handle another loss." Soul said while chuckling.
"That's too bad! He'll never win as long as the amazing Black Star-sama is on the other team!" Black Star boasted.
"I still can't believe Maka's team actually won." Soul shook his head in disbelief.
"It's never happening again." Kid hissed. "I will not let this asymmetrical catastrophe fall upon my house again. Ever!" The rest of the people in the room burst out laughing.
Hehe
Kid: I hate you.
Me: No you don't I'm symmetrical. Look at my shirt.
Kid: It says SOLOS on it. PALINDROME! Can't... Hate...
Me: Remember to review!
Kid: Ha! The L isn't symmetrical, thank you reviewer.
Me: Oh, hang on... *runs into room and changes shirt.*
Kid: bid... fu-
Me: BEEP. I censored you. :)
