Saskue was walking from a late night of man whoring. He was walking because ninjas have electronic headsets and TVs, but not cars. Saskue was then stopped by Kiba straddling the back of some freaky looking poof ball. Saskue asked 'Hey Kiba can you and me ride Akamaru off into the sunset, oh wait he's not here." ……………"So where's Akamaru anyway." "Oh, right Akamaru well he died when Diedara gave him AIDS." I'm so sor-" "and HIV and Squaids and 56 other STDS somehow he also gave him ADD and ADHD and the very worst thing he did was he gave Akamaru PBandJ." " Why is that the worst ?" "Duh you can't give a dog peanut butter and it was Saturday. " "Oh," said Saskue " well if it was Saturday that's all I needed to hear." " I know we can ride my poof ball to Orochimaru's palace of FUN,FUN, FUN" " OK," said Saskue " you can have Tues day cause I have Satur---." "You have what?" "Nothing."

" OMG!" Orochimaru screeched from the bushes that makes five to my collection of little man whores ." "Ooh and here comes the sixth." "Hello. " "Hey. " Sai said "MMMMMMM I'd like to butter that Biscuit," Orochimaru said to himself. " Hey here's a funny riddle what's orange and purple and will you be a man whore?" "NO." "Wrong the correct answer was yes." "Just on Sundays, Please?" "On Sundays you say hmmmmmmm can I skip church?" "Sure why not Asians don't have souls anyways ." " Watch this master. " Sai then pulled out a sketch pad and pen then……….. "OMG OMG OMG!" screamed Orochimaru. " you made me a drawing of oh not just a drawing you pulled out of the paper." "gimme gimme." "OK geez ." " oh yes," screamed Orochimaru as her inserted the anal beads. " it hurts so go good ." "NOOOOOOOO!" shouted Sai " Why did you shove my super splendiferous bonerific can only be made once friendship bracelet up you're a-- ." "What it was a bracelet?" "Will you still come to the palace?" " yes but only on Mondays." "aaaah man Monday is Neji's day." "aah crap." Said Orochimaru "ewe dude that's gross." "Look Sai it's your bracelet."