No plot. No storyline. No content. Nothing. As the summary suggests I'm just doing this as a joke. Dialogue goes as such; Lavi: blah blah blah.

Allen: blah blah blah

This chapter is really just introduction.

Reever Wenham

Komui Lee

Lavi

Allen Walker

Occasional All (ex. All: *glare*)

Johnny

Miranda Lotto

Lenalee Lee

Marie Berg: My one and only OC for this story. (12) If she gets to be a Mary-Sue please warn me.

Please do not hate me for writing this I thought it would be a good joke. If this story gets hard to read please tell me. So anyway…summary…

A stranger comes to the Dark Order with a note claiming Reever is her Father, and Miranda is her Mother…I suck at summaries so that's it.