Artie in Wonderland

Disclaimer: I do not own Shrek or Alice in Wonderland.

So guess who got a Tablet for Christmas! I can type on it and put it on the internet! I can write wherever i am now. so expect more from me. I was requested to make another Charthur so here is the first Chapter. Sorry for short chapters, but that means Charthur quicker. School will get in the way but i will try to have the next chapter up in a week okay?

Chapter 1 Mushrooms and Rabbits?

Artie's POV

I went about my day filling out paperwork and other royal duties; until i started to feel really sleepy for some odd reason. My eyes would droop, and my head would sway. Collapsing onto my desk i fell into a deep sleep.

I awoke on my desk feeling rather odd. I could have sworn i just saw bunny ears? I Rub my eyes, but they where still there. "Hello?" I call. The ears popped strait up. A voice i could recognize came from the animal under my desk. "Did you have a good nap Artie? I bet it did you well." I lifted my head to get a glimpse of the animal, but was too late. She had already leaped from my lap and out the door. I lifted from my chair to start a chase. "Wait! Come back!" I called out. We ran from one end of the castle to another. Up and down the stairs and threw every room. I could almost see the animal. It looked like a rabbit? I don't think I have ever met a rabbit before. "Oh Miss Rabbit would you please slow down?" I ask as nicely as i could running like this. "Oh dear! The King will be mad if i don't make it to his party." She cried back.

"But I'm not holding a party."

"Silly Artie not you hun, the King of Hearts is holding a party."

I seem to slowdown at this new information. The King of Heart? Who could that be? I thought I was the only king. She jumped out the castle doors with me still following. With a hop, skip, and a jump she went down a rabbit hole. Pretty big one too. Slowing down my pace i seem to have tripped over a root and tumbled down with her. At first i started to scream, but I notice the continues fall i stop. "I wonder where that rabbit went. She kinda reminded me of Aunt Lillian." I say to myself. It didn't seem to end. Wow this is getting boring. I've been falling for hours. I close my eyes for a brief second. I hear a loud crash, so opening my eyes was the best thing to do. My legs were tangled in a... large crystal, chandelier? I notice the hole i have been falling threw was gone? I tried to untangle myself carefully. I didn't harm the object, but i landed flat on my face. OUCH! I hear a faint hopping noise so i get up and go after it. I didn't catch up with the rabbit but i found a very large door. I try to reach for the nob, but I was to short. "Need a little help there?"I could hear someone say. "Ya, I little help?" I heard another two say. I turn to see three little pigs having a tea party in the corner. "Oh yes, help would be lovely." I answer kindly.

"Oh, what a nice young man." (pig 1)

"Ya, should we help him?" (pig 2)

"Ya, i think we should." (pig 3)

The three pigs waddled over to the door i was to short for. They climbed onto each others shoulders and turned the nod, but the door didn't open. "It seems to be locked." The pig on top said. "Ya, you will have to find the key." the one in the middle called off. "Ya the key. Then we could help." The one on the bottom explained. I went off to fined the key wile the three pigs sipped on there tea. I looked around but there was no place to look. Nothing at all. "Excuse me Mr. Pigs but where should i look?" I asked. "Did you look up there?" One said pointing up at a desk and a chair placed upside down on the ceiling. "How do i get up there?" i ask confused. A different pig answered me this time, "You have to eat one of these." The last pig pulled out a box and opens the lid. I give a peek inside and saw cupcakes?

"excuse me for asking, but how do cupcakes help me get the key?"

"You have to eat it." (pig 3/ holding the box)

"Ya, you have to eat it." the other two repeated. I look back at the box. It looked like I was in a staring contest with it. Still glaring at the cake i pick it up. Here goes nothing. I took a bite out of it but nothing seemed to happen. I look up to were the pigs use to be, but there was only a desk with a key. I look down, well up to me, to see the pigs sipping there tea. I must be upside down! Well wile I'm up here might as will get the key. I grabbed the key and waved it to the pigs. "I got it, now how do i get down?" they seem to be in perfect timing because they all said, "Take another bite." at the same time. What do i have to loose? I place the in my pocket, took another bite, and found myself right side up. The pigs helped me with the door and I was on my way. Three steps into the new hallway the door slammed behind me. I forgot to ask about the rabbit! I turn to the door, but it was gone.

Oh well... I started to walk down the hall. It seemed normal at first, until the walls started to look like bark, and ceiling started to grow leaves. The number of rocks would increases with each step and so did mushrooms? The hall was turning into a forest right in front of my eyes. Is it just me or are the mushrooms getting bigger? Or am I getting smaller? "Look at that thing?" A strange, almost robotic, voice said. "What is it?" Asked another. I look around to locate the speakers but none where found. "Hello?" I call out into the forest.

"AAAHHH! It can talk!"

I look around some more, but still nothing. "Hello? Where are you?" I ask.

"Up here you."

So i look up, but I could only see mushrooms. I tilt my head and squint one eye.

"Are you on top the mushrooms?"

"WE ARE MUSHROOMS!"

That scared the shit out of me. I was on the ground trying to recover from my surprise. I try my best to steady my breathing.

"I apologize, I've never met a talking mushroom."

The two mushrooms seem to be looking at each other until one, i think, was looking at me.

"Never seen a talking mushroom? How funny, we can all talk."

I look behind me to see other mushrooms move and i was able to hear them. I swallow the lump in throat. "I'm sorry if i sound rude, but have you seen a rabbit around here?" The mushrooms nodded there heads.

"Just down this rode you have been fallowing."

And with that i was off. I ran as fast as I could. Watching them talk was getting really weird. Just like i entered the forest, the trees and rocks started to decrease in numbers meaning i was leaving the forest i guess. I start to see a cute little house at a clearing. I could make out the heart shaped windows and... THE RABBIT! She hoped threw her front door. I must catch up! My feet started to picked up the pace. I found myself at the door. I knock softy on the door.

"NO ONE IS HOME GO AWAY!"

She didn't sound mad but frustrated. I open the door slowly. I expected to see a rabbit but what i saw was my aunt! She was shuffling back and forth in her house. "Aunt Lillian?" I call out to her.

"Oh? Hello dear, I'm just about to leave, but make yourself at home."

I sat on her heart shaped bean bag and watched her carefully. She had a bag with her and she was packing weird things. A frozen chicken, a broom, a chair, and... A PIANO!? Why would she need any of that?

"Sorry hun but i need to leave now, can you fine your way out?"

I gave her a nod, and off she went. When she took a step out of her house she disappeared, and in her place was a white rabbit with a bag around her head. I think i should go back home, i think I'm hallucinating.

End of ch 1

So how is it? to much info? To little? I just had to put the pigs in okay, they are funny. I could not fined a good white rabbit so i used Queen Lillian I hope you like the twist. I hope to have the next one up soon. Now i have homework to do. I don't think I'm going to have another snow day soon. I hope I'm funny. Bye. Please review, but don't be too mean.