Yo, yo! It's me Kutchipatchi! Rock! Or I think....
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro or SB emails. I am not Ritsuko Kawai or the brothers Chapman. I am not even a guy. I'm a girl.
We skip to a humble little pet cage, with, oddly, a little desk. On top of that desk was a little teeny sized computer. Small. Fit for (you guessed it) a hamster.
::Ham-ham clubhouse::
Today at the clubhouse, the hams decided to have a seed eating contest. But as they saw Oxnard getting pumped up for it, all of them decided not to take part. So the only contestant was our favorite gray-fat-oversized-friend-of-hamtaro-coughnotcough hamster.
After the contest....
"Wow that was a great win!" (A/N aw come on, you know who won, there was only one contestant, stupid!) Boss said as he cleaned up the seeds, "but so much crumbs to clean...." Hamtaro started to speak, "I think you ate soo much seeds really well!" But Oxnard couldn't speak."Mpff"
"And the prize is... a computer!" shouted Howdy.
"ACK! Speaking of computer, I got to check my e-mail!" yelled Sandy as she ran home.
::Cut to Sandy's cage::
(Everything is Sandy talking unless it is noted otherwise or in quotation marks, or italics, which is narration)
Let's see if I got any e-mail!
(A/N: Alright, let's start with one of my favorites!)
Hm... Oh I got a hit!
This is what it said:
Dear Sandy,
Do you take off you're tail w/ ribbon off when you go to bed?
From,
Ann, OR (A/N: going to change the names)
(Sandy typing) Well, Ann, that's a stupid question, do you take off your butt when you go to bed? Are you some kind of super bendable human who can do that? Maybe we can join forces. I happen to be a pretty good gymnast, you know. (Stops typing)
Pretty good for my first email. I hope I get more so I can answer more. YAY!
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Good so far? If you haven't guessed already, these are parodies of the ever so famous Strong Bad emails. If you haven't seen the SB emails already, this fic might be a bit confusing.
