HEYYAS EVERYONE. COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT. AND I'LL KEEP WRITING WRITING WRITING, I DO NOT OWN THE CARACHTERS, BLAH BLAH BLAH, ONLY THE PLOT. THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NOTES PASSED DURING CLASS BETWEEN THE STUDENTS IN FORKS.
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**** regular font = ROSALIE && italics = EMMETT ****
You are an idiot.
I should have left you there with that stupid grizzly. I think, maybe, you are even dumber than the bloody grizzly! In three days it may be Halloween but if you DARE go out as a vampire with Jasper, you will be very unhappy.
Oh yes, did you forget that Alice would tell me when she saw your future!
You think you would pop up to Mike Newton's house and say "Hey Mike, I am a vampire. That's why I freak you out all the time, and no I don't want candy, you see I can't eat anything but blood. Oh, don't worry though, I'm considered a vegetarian, I only hunt animals. Hey, that's not so bad, you eat animals too! Anyways, see you at school buddy."
Well, Alice saw what would happen after that. And it damn well involved him looking things up on the internet and taking you seriously, and then the VOLTURI but in.
So please, stay alive, and don't be an IDIOT! Because oddly enough I love you, you brainless git.
Who ever told you I planed on doing that, lied.
You are sleeping on the couch. I have Alice. You're a bad liar
Shit
You are a moron. Why am I with you?
Because I am good in bed
That's what you think
Considering you keep coming back for more, yes I do think.
Shut up.
Fine. Then stop writing to me, I need to pay attention anyways.
Bullshit you do! You've been taking this class for decades!
EXACTLY!! Its about time I learned something.
You still haven't learned this!
… what do you care?
Nice to know I married an idiot?!!!!!!!!!!!
Marriage… I say we play that card again, ditch school and go on another honeymoon. ;)
No. I am mad at you.
Please, I hear they evacuated some random island in the Caribbean. We can have the whole island to ourselves and blame the damage on the hurricane.
You have to buy me a bigger ring than last time.
It's in my pocket baby.
Give it to me at lunch so they all see and we can go ASAP.
I knew you loved me.
Hogwash, I just like this island/hurricane situation and I am taking advantage of it.
Fine by me.
****italics= Emmett && bold = Edward****
You are pathetic.
Why?
Because. Your taking advantage of a natural disaster. Do you know how many people are going to die in this hurricane? Five hundred?!!!
And do YOU know how many people are going to get laid IN this hurricane, one. And that's ME! So I would say I am one lucky vampire.
What you are is an inconsiderate piece of flesh.
thats great. I'll remember that when I have sex for the zillionth time while you can barely lay hands on your girl.
At least I have some sort of emotion.
At least I have a real relationship.
There is nothing real about you
Hey hey, you neither.
She should leave you
You should leave her
I could never
Neither could Rose. You may not want to believe it, but we actually do LOVE each other Edward. We may not be as disgusting as you and Bella, but we've got something.
Yes, its purely sexual and gross. I have heard about it, you seem to forget I hear your thoughts.
Well hear this.
I've heard about that honeymoon before, please stop thinking that.
But I like to, it's a good memory, maybe my virgin brother will learn something.
I would break her if I ever tried any of that
Than change her
I will not
Your loss. Now excuse me while I make my own predictions of my next honeymoon.
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