Prologue.
Death. It's all around us, and we wouldn't admit it until it was too late. Too late to save those that weren't immune to this so called flu. I lost everything to that flu, I lost the love of my life, I lost my humanity. But sooner or later we each have to face what we fear most, in my case an ironic shirt and a chance encounter with the planet's most dangerous creature. A witch, but she isn't a normal witch she's my the undead version of my most precious Sherry.
'Dammit' I thought as I slid behind a dumpster. 'There always has to be a witch in front of a safe house doesn't there.' I mentally snarled. I looked down and noticed what my shirt said "This startled the Witch." I mentally slapped myself for not noticing what my shirt said before putting it on. 'Hopefully the witch won't notice what my shirt says.' I thought before I noticed an odd silence, then I felt a warmth behind me. ' Shit.' I thought as I turned around to be met with the breasts of the witch. Immediately trying to back up and hide my blush at the same time I found that there was only a dumpster behind me and a witch that looked oddly familiar in front of me. That's when I heard a voice in my head. " What's wrong Jason? Don't you recognize me?" The voice asked. " wa." was the only thing I could say as the familiar witch began to approach me. As she walked towards me she asked me things that confused me things that only one person could know. "Sherry I've missed you." I said as the witch kneeled down in front of me and reached out her hands to touch my face. " I've missed you too Jason." Sherry said as the claws on her hands shrunk turning into normal finger nails. That's when I started to move my hands up to her face. " I love you." I whispered to her. " I love you more." She whispered to me. Then with a sudden motion our faces met and we began to kiss. At first it was just a light kiss then it became deeper as the time past. " Never leave me again." She snarled jokingly. " Never even crossed my mind to do so in the first place milady." I said hugging her. We heard a snarl of a hunter and decided to do any further activities inside the safe room.
The Next Day
Sherry was looking at my shirt that I was wearing yesterday. "I like your shirt it suits you." She said laughing. " You know I wouldn't mind "startling the witch" some more." I said with a mischievous grin. " I wouldn't mind that either." She said as she began to pull off her clothes again...
Le time skip aka no lemons for you.
Two hours later.
Sherry was pulling her clothes back on which consisted of green panties , a green bra, green socks, black combat boots, black pants and a black t-shirt. " You know I kind of like goth chicks." I said with another mischievous grin. " I know that's how we met you goof." She said smirking. " And to think I wasn't even going to check out your profile because of that Mountain Dew t-shirt you were wearing in your profile pic, but you were too damned persistent and kept bugging me with instant messages until I finally clicked on your profile." She continued. " Why do you make me sound desperate I was just bugging you because I knew that we were a great match for each other." I said trying and failing to win. " Yeah we are a great match for each other, why else do you think I hunted you down when I turned into a witch." She said letting me win. "I love you." I said as I kissed her turning her eyes and cheeks pink. " And I love it when you turn pink every time I kiss you." I said kissing her again.
Author notes
Author: And that kids is how I met your mother.
Elite: *Glares at the Author because of the bad joke.*
Author: What it wasn't that bad, was it?
