A Harry Hook Poem ( Second Version)
Some might say I have a couple of screws loose
Others might even say that I am nuts absolutely nuts
Maybe even more nuttier that a squirrel
With it's mouth full of crunchy chunky peanut butter
I am person who absolutely loves violence
In any shape or form it's just pure enjoyment to me
It's the thrill of the kill I simply can't get enough
Seeing the terrified look of the captives faces
Is enough to send me laughing like a maniac
Thinking of the many ways that I could kill you
I maybe a maniac at the best and worst of times
My crew members may think I am crazy but I am not you see
My name is Harry Hook and not only do I have an obsession
With my father's hook that I'll do anything to protect
I am in love with my Captain Uma who I think is the best in the world
