A Harry Hook Poem ( Second Version)

Some might say I have a couple of screws loose

Others might even say that I am nuts absolutely nuts

Maybe even more nuttier that a squirrel

With it's mouth full of crunchy chunky peanut butter

I am person who absolutely loves violence

In any shape or form it's just pure enjoyment to me

It's the thrill of the kill I simply can't get enough

Seeing the terrified look of the captives faces

Is enough to send me laughing like a maniac

Thinking of the many ways that I could kill you

I maybe a maniac at the best and worst of times

My crew members may think I am crazy but I am not you see

My name is Harry Hook and not only do I have an obsession

With my father's hook that I'll do anything to protect

I am in love with my Captain Uma who I think is the best in the world