Note: I don't own any of these people! I also don't own iPod, Caramelldansen, Camaro, or Smart Car.
Our Story
Chapter One: The Long Haul
"YAWN!" Don yawned, as he awoke. Then, he epically slid out of bed. Glancing at the clock, he noticed the time- 1:58 PM. "Hmm, I'm up a bit early," he said, sliding into some clothes. Suddenly, his eyes widened- he had a party to attend!
"Oh crap!" he yelled, remembering the party was at 6 and the house was 4 hours away. He leapt into his garage and into his car, racing out and heading onto the interstate.
"UGH!" yelled an angry PPAD. She was supposed to be picked up by Don about fifteen minutes ago, as her car was in the shop getting really cool upgrades. Sighing, PPAD pulled out her iPod and turned it on. Her favorite song blasted into her ears.
"Danse med oss, klappe ihre haender!" the iPod sang, as PPAD Caramelldansened.
Luig stylishly rode down the interstate in his cool blue Camaro, jamming to his favorite top 40 songs as they played on the radio. Earlier in the week, he'd met with several of the friends who planned on attending the party to arrange rides.
"I can't drive up there; my car's gonna be in the shop that day!" said PPAD.
"Well, I'll pick you up," said Don.
"*facepalm* You won't remember!" said mega.
"Yes I will!" said Don.
"Ugh, I can't drive there either," said Gross.
"Yeah, I need a lift too," said Mast.
"Me also!" said AmaGoP.
"Well, I've gotta run," said Luig, looking at his watch.
Luckily for Luig, he escaped having to pick anyone up. He smiled that confident narcissistic cool man smile of his, and continued driving.
Soon, he passed by a familiar looking orange red Jeep. Looking at the driver, he cast a casual wave. The driver rolled the window down.
"Dude! How'd you catch up?" said Don.
"I happened to leave my house at a reasonable time for my trip," said Luig.
"Well if that was true than you'd be farther ahead than me," said Don.
"O RLY?" said Luig. "Hey, where's PPAD?"
"…" said Don. "FRICK!" he got off at the next exit and turned around.
Luckily for Mast, Gross, and AmaGoP, a certain Mega happened to own a 4 person, stylish… clunky off-red van. "This car sucks," said AmaGoP.
"Do you want to get to Yorkie's party or not?" Mega said.
"I'm questioning if it's worth it to say 'yes'," said Mast. Mega reached back and punched him in the face. "Ouch," Mast replied.
"You are so evil!" said Gross, from the front seat, shoving Mega. Swerving, Mega narrowly missed running into an oil tanker next to them.
"Sheesh! You're gonna get us all killed!" he yelled, shunning Gross, who facepalmed.
"If you were a more attentive driver…" Gross began, before Mega stuffed a wadded napkin in her mouth. Spitting it out, she uttered "Oh you!"
Another group of friends were also strategically near to the Mega Van on the interstate. The driver was totally ignoring the chaos that insued in her vehicle.
"Doo doo doobee doodoo doo doodoodoo doobee doo!" doobeedooed Chika, enjoying her cool video game music.
"No!" yelled ML. "Robbos are way better than Piantas!"
"You've GOT to be KIDDING me!" yelled Charz, reciprocally. "Piantas are epic pwn over Robbos!"
"O RLY?" said ML.
"YA RLY!" said Charz.
"How so?" ML asked.
"Because the Piantas actually help Mario!" Charz yelled.
"No! The Robbos tell Mario how to get access to the Piantas!" ML replied.
"Well, it's common knowledge how to get access!" said Charz.
"Well the Robbos actu…" ML began, before Charz stuffed a napkin in her mouth. "Oh you!" said ML.
"This is gonna be so cool!" said Child, to the passenger in her Smart Car, Kyog. Kyog stretched, excited.
"How much longer 'til we get there?" she asked, concerned. Child looked over at her. "Girl, not long…"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" both screamed, as Child's lack of attention caused her to careen off the road.
"STUPID TINY DEATH TRAP!" Kyog yelled, jumping out epically and landing in a pile of grass shavings. Child stayed in the vehicle (being loyal), and when it finally stopped, she got out and assessed the damage.
"Crap crap CRAP!" she shouted, looking at the horrible destruction/blown up tires/leaking oil/fire under the gas tank… wait… fire?
"FIRE!" Child yelled.
"AAH!" Kyog screamed. Both epically ran and dove across the interstate, shocking several cars.
"OH GOD!" yelled two particular friends…
End of Chapter
