Mario Adventures

Mario was a plumber.

He had a hat. He had a mustache.

He liked Mushrooms.

He has a brother.

Mario was one day going for a walk through the bricks.

He jumped up and hit some bricks.

A mushroom pops out.

Mario chased the mushroom.

He ate it.

He got bigger.

He kept getting bigger.

Too big!

Mario exploded.

Blood, splinters of bone, warm fetid smelling innards, and much much lard and greasy fatty deposits rained down over the hillside.

Luigi stood by and laughed and laughed.

It was the funniest damn thing he'd seen all day.

The end!