Hey guys! Here goes my first attempt at a Bella and Edward story. It's all human and everyone is ooc but those seem to be the best fanfics.

I own a pink chair too short for my desk. And the personalities for MY version of SM characters.

Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight.

Enjoy!

"Alice, I am perfectly fine being here," I said for about the fifteenth time.

"I know babe, I just don't want to take you somewhere you feel uncomfortable," she sighed. She glanced in the mirror at her short black spiky hair. "How do I look dear? Hot as always?"

'Yes, you always look so fabulous," I said sarcastically. She shot me daggers. I rolled my eyes and watched the dark road disappear behind us.

"You look hot tonight, watch out Bella, I may want to kiss you instead of Jasper," she teased.

"Oh, yes, Alice, let's have hot lesbian sex at Emmett's house!" I said with fake enthusiasm. "I have never even really met Emmett. I have barely spoken to Jasper; he never says much when I'm around." I bit my bottom lip in frustration. The two times I had met Jasper he had been quiet and not at all the way Alice so frequently talked about him.

"You know you want me, babe," she replied back with her pixie-like smirk on her face.

"You are truly evil," I laughed. Alice and I had been friends for a little over half a year now and she was opening my eyes to life. Simply put, I was a good kid until I met Alice, but now I actually have a life other then books. I pushed my glasses up on my nose and flipped my hair.

"Yes, but that is why you and Jasper both love me," she bobbed her head and turned down a dirt road I passed almost everyday.

"Emmett lives here?"

"No, Emmett's uncle lives here, Emmett lives down this washed out dirt road," she kept driving into the darkness past a black Aston Martin Vanquish.

"Holy fuck," I said quietly.

"Oh I see that Mr. Perfect is here," she rolled her eyes.

"Who?" I managed out. My eyes were glued to the car that was fading away in the distance.

"Edward Anthony Cullen," she said frowning. "His mom owns a chain of five star restaurants and his dad owns the hospital he works at."

"How do you own a hospital?" I looked up in the distance and saw a white house gleaming like a beacon.

"I don't know, and don't care. I hate him. He lives down here alone, while his parents live in New York."

"Why would you leave New York to live in Kinston?" I couldn't believe someone would trade up New York for this small hell hole.

"It's because he likes being the big fish in this small pond," she growled as she put the car in park. "Look, ignore him. He is the last person I want around my little girl's heart."

"I'm taller then you," I said as I stepped out of her light blue Cobalt. I envied her for this car. I owned a white '96 BMW. It was basically a screaming metal death trap.

"Yes, but baby doll, I'm older then you and your heart is so much weaker then mine." She danced up to the carport and wrapped her arms around Jasper's waist. He was leaning against his white Mustang GT, shirtless. His blond curls were hanging in his brown eyes and he had a lighter in his hand.

"Alice!" boomed a dark haired guy from the steps. He was at least six feet tall and looked like a huge grizzly bear. I knew it was Emmett. Even though we never spoke it was hard to forget a guy like that walking the school halls.

"Em Bear," she squealed as he lifted her small frame into the air and back down for a hug.

"Who did you bring with you?" Emmett asked. It was then I realized I had been standing in the shadows, leaning against Alice's car. I smiled shyly and blushed. I hated meeting new people; I always felt out of place and tripped a lot more then usual. I stumbled forward as Alice giggled.

"Bella Swan, you know, the chief of police's daughter," she went back to holding Jasper's waist.

"Fuck! I never thought I would see Bella Swan at my house!" he yelled. I smiled and tried to stop the blush from reaching my cheeks,

"Well, I'm here," I mumbled. Come on, Bella, what did Alice teach you? Be confident!

"Dude," he just stared at me.

"Oh, you have to see this!" Jasper jumped in." Baby, I invented something." He threw a lopsided grin on his face and jumped off the side of the carport. Emmett followed him and Alice waited for me to catch up. We rounded the corner and I smelled it. The smell of pot invaded my nostrils and I almost busted out laughing. I wish my dad could see me now. I was standing here at the infamous Emmett Brown's house surrounded by pot.

"You ok?" Alice whispered to me. She linked her arm in mine.

"Great," I whispered back.

"It's a beer bong!" Jasper yelled.

"Dude, shut the fuck up, my parents are sleepin in there and they would be pissed if we woke them up," Emmett growled.

"Oh, yeah, sorry," Jasper grinned sheepishly.

"Did someone say beer bong?" came a beautiful voice. I looked up to see an Adonis walk around the other corner of the house. He had bronze hair that I wanted to run my fingers through and I could get lost in those arms. He was wearing a Hurley shirt and a pair of black straight leg jeans. I stood on my tip toes to see over the bucket. He was wearing white chucks. My heart skipped a beat and I thought if I moved I would surely fall on my ass.

"Edward, you have to try this," Jasper said as he sucked in the smoke. My heart sank at the name. I should have known this sex god was Edward.

"Well, pass it over man," he said. His voice rang with arrogance and pride. Suddenly, I hated him. My dad had always told me that you could tell a lot about someone's personality by the way they carried themselves. Looking at Edward, I could tell he thought he was perfect. He thought his looks, his family, and everything about him was perfect and it made me sick.

"That would be Edward, I presume," I whispered to Alice.

"Most definitely. Don't be tricked by the looks, baby doll, he would chew you're hopelessly romantic little heart up and spit it out."

"I wouldn't even consider giving my heart to that," I sneered. Alice and I watched as the guys each took turn on the bong. I watched with complete lack of interest. The whole activity seemed to bore me completely and in that moment I wished I was home with a good book. My dad always told me to avoid these places because I wouldn't be able to say no. He was so very wrong. I hadn't even the slightest want to try pot. The guys moved around to the porch and we girls followed.

"Dude, I am fucked up right now," Emmet said as he took a hit of the pipe. Alice rolled her eyes.

"In a few minutes Emmett is going to fall asleep, he always does. Jasper is going to get really horny," she smirked," and Edward is not going to shut up about his music."

"You know this how?" I asked watching as Edward ushered a blonde boy onto the porch.

"This is my crew, babe, I know," she said shortly. I stifled a laugh as Alice said 'crew'.

"Guys I think the girls are talking about us!" Emmett chirped. I blushed. I hated having any attention drawn to me,

"We were not," Alice said innocently.

"Emmett you think you could get me some stuff?" the blonde boy asked.

"You got the money Mike and I could get it for you," Emmett said as he pulled who I assumed was Mike to the side.

"Baby, come here," Jasper said motioning for Alice to sit in his lap. She happily obliged and left me sitting in the rocking chair.

"Don't you think Bella looks hot tonight? I dressed her," Alice bragged. I looked down at my self. I was wearing my flip flops, my favorite skinnies, and a black halter top that Alice had forced me into. My hair was down and wild. It curled, waved, and lay straight all at the same time. I could feel the blush coming up on my cheeks and mentally cursed it.

"You do look hot as hell, Bella," Jasper commented.

"Bella? Is that your name?" spoke up Edward from the other rocking chair. I was startled at first.

"Yeah, that's me," I mumbled. Why couldn't I just form words?

"Lovely," he half-whispered. His gaze met mine and I could see in the light that his eyes were a sparkling green.

"Just gorgeous," Alice mocked and rolled her eyes. I looked up at her and then back at Edward who had yet to peel his eyes away from me.

"Anyone want a cigarette?" Jasper asked as he pulled a pack of Newport's from his pocket. Alice gladly took one. He looked to me and I looked to Alice.

"Sure," I said. I took the cigarette and caught the lighter that Alice threw at me. I lit it and inhaled. There was something comforting in the way the smoke felt cool on my throat.

"Gah, I just love ruining your innocence," Alice said excitedly. I rolled my eyes and continued to smoke the cigarette. Emmett bounded back over and I took the chance to catch another glimpse of Edward. He was still looking at me, but I could see he was trying to hide it. What was his deal? Was I just so ugly he couldn't peel his gorgeous eyes away? I scowled and crossed my arms across my chest, careful not to burn myself. I forced myself to look away and dejectedly stare at my feet. I didn't want to be attracted to Edward.

"Her innocence doesn't look that hard to ruin. I doubt she would put up much of a fight," Edward scoffed. I looked up and met his green gaze with my infuriated brown one.

"Go fuck yourself," I said bitterly. I took another drag of my cigarette.

"Oh, feisty, I bet you're fun in the bedroom," he shot back. His face was completely calm, his eyes still fixed on mine. I almost lost my words as I almost drowned in those gorgeous eyes.

"I am a virgin and I don't have sex with scum, anyway," I said shortly. His brow furrowed and looked like he was about to slap me.

"Scum? Love, you aren't fit to wipe the bottom of my shoe," he spat.

"Shut the fuck up Edward. I suggest you not say another goddamn word," Jasper jumped in.

"Yeah, leave Bella alone. I don't want to have to break your fucking rich nose," Emmett added. I looked up at the two guys and couldn't help but feel pure admiration for them. Neither of them really knew me but here they were sticking up for me. I beamed with pride and satisfaction and Edward got up and vehemently stormed into the house mumbling something about doe eyes and fuchsia.

"Thanks guys, you didn't have to say anything," I said.

"Nah, any friend of Alice's is a friend of ours. Besides I like you, you're a new soul to ruin," Emmett laughed.

"Don't listen to him. If anyone gets to ruin your innocence it will be me, dear," Alice said smiling wickedly.

"I know, Alice," I said as I leaned back in my rocking chair.

"Now, down to business, who wants to ride with me to the hood?" Emmett asked. My dad was the chief of police and he was working tonight. The last place I wanted to be was in the hood while someone made a drug deal. My jaw dropped and I got a sick feeling in my stomach as Alice said:

"Bella and I will!"

What did you think! Should Bella go with Alice or stay and have some one on one Edward time? Go little monsters and review because they make me smile!

~Ms Go~