A collection of Naruto imagination crack induced fanfictions. Most are short but oh so sweet and lest i forget, funny enough to make you spit whatever your drinking all over that computer.
Please enjoy. Note: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters nor do i own any of the characters that are involed in omakes (kinda like the bonus comics in the back of manga). THERE IS ENOUGH RANDOMNESS TO KILL BY LAUGH ATTACK SO BE CAREFUL WITH WHAT YOUR EATING!
Story one, Narugon (omake of Naruto/Zatch bell)
One sunny afternoon, in the peaceful village of Konoha, Naruto and Lee went out for a walk, which ended up a trip to Ichiraku for lunch. Naruto was grinning as Ichiraku ramen was the best and Lee believed that a well balanced diet would lead to a longer youthful life (which is strange because ramen is pretty unhealthy but it just tastes so good). Lee and Naruto arrived at Ichiraku and place their orders. They are served only a few minutes later and Naruto chows down as does Lee.
Both pay their respected bills and get up to leave. Suddenly Temari and Sasuke show up out of no where. Sasuke look like he was on the verge of pulling out a razor and cutting himself to death as he clearly was emo and didn't what to be in the sunlight to long."Who knows where to fangirls could be hiding", was his excuse for staying inside so much.
Temari whips out a dark blue book with strange symbols on the cover. The book starts to glow with an errie emo light and Temari starts to speak.
"Rock Lee! We challenge you to a duel!" Temari's eyes were glowing with great ferocity.
"We? I don't wanna fight. I wanna go home. I don't even know how we got here." Sasuke whined.
"Shutup ya freakin' emo." Temari screamed at him.
Meanwhile Lee had already whipped out a simalar book to Temari's but was red instead of dark blue.
"We accept you challenge. We will beat you with our youthful-ness. Right Narugon?"
"Meru Meru Meh!" Replied Narugon.
Lee's book also started to glow and before Temari could say another thing, Lee began shouting out commands.
"NANPA!!!!!!" (1) Lee yelled out. Naruto began to run towards Temari at a tremendous speed as a result of the spell Lee had called out. He picked up Temari and held her above his head.
"Don't just stand there Sasuke, do something!" Temari was trying to read Narugon's movements.
"You'd have to call a spell first smartass." Sasuke smirked for being the one to get a comeback for once.
Narugon was much faster then Temari and chucked her into the air before she could call anything out. She flew off into the sky and blinked out of existence. Her book few to the ground and started to burn.
"Meru Meru Meh!" Narugon was excited that he had won the dual.
"Yay now I can go back to Wal-Mart!" Was Sasuke's response to his body slowly dissappering.
"Narugon! Great job. GROOVEY!" Lee flashed his teeth and a thumbs up that could blind even Shino (and he's wearing sunglasses).
Did you like that? (1) This word means 'picking up women'. Not literally like Narugon does but picking them up for dates. I thought that was kinda funny so i put it in. In case you didn't know, Naruto is omaking Ponygon and Lee, his book owner, from the anime Zatch Bell. More to come soon! Review and the like. Jya ne.
